I never want to sneeze like a grownup

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Those loud, explosive sneezes like adults do. They're awful. I want to forever sneeze like a baby otter.

― andy --, Thursday, 21 April 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

I HAVE THE SNEEZING STRENGTH OF TEN MEN.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 21 April 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

Elective surgery to the rescue!

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 21 April 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

http://www.columbiacostumes.com/Midnight%20Fairy.jpg your wish is granted!

― goth fairy (teeny), Thursday, 21 April 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

And where has she been all my dark, miserable, doom-laden life?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 21 April 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

I don't like sneezes that startle. It should be a gentle release, not a ka-boom.

― andy --, Thursday, 21 April 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

Apparently I sneeze "cute".

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 21 April 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

I've been sneezing like a cannon since I was eight.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 21 April 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

my sneezes are real headbanging explosions, and usually come in sets of three -- sometimes spaced out, sometimes not.

I fail to understand how a tiny baby sneeze actually accomplishes anything in the way of dislodging mucous or anything else.

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Thursday, 21 April 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

also, big sneezing can very scary while driving

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Thursday, 21 April 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

i love sneezing! it's like a free miniature orgasm.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 21 April 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

i sneeze when i hit bright sunlight, and occasionally there's blood afterwards.

so yeah, like a mini-orgasm.

― kingfish, Thursday, 21 April 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

there's this creepy oulde fella who sometimes goes to the coffeeshop I frequent. He'll enter wearing the same red short-sleeved bowling shirt and carrying a silver briefcase which he never opens. He'll set it down at a table and settle in for about a minute, but then he'll get up and move to the other side of the place, leaving the briefcase. The first time I saw this I thought, "Fuck, the IRA", but then I remembered I was in Los Angeles. Anyway, he does this every single time.

He has this incredibly creepy habit of going over to any girl in the place who has a laptop and asking her "how much memory do you have left?" He'll then snicker for a few uncomfortable seconds and say, "I'm just kidding. Nice computer, though." What is he kidding about? Someone once asked him what was in the briefcase; "You know, the one you never open." He gave them a dirty look and said, "My papers...that's all."

Last time I saw him, he sat down next to a Catholic schoolgirl and began going on about "classic Hollywood films" such as Deal of the Century and Walking Tall Part 2. The girl nodded politely and kept looking around for a way out, which arrived when he accidentally drooled on his chest (exposed because his bowling shirt was--that day--unbuttoned all the way) and went to the bathroom to wipe himself up.

So the weird part about this guy is he sneezes really fucking loud.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 21 April 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

does he add an extra-theatrical "chaaoooooooooooo-ooooo-wooo!" in falsetto at the end like my father does? (originally i think appropriated as an "ironic" affectation designed to cover irrational methodist embarrassment and now totally unavoidably hardwired in)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 22 April 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

Tracer, I do that all the time. If I'm with all guys in an outdoor area I always try to get the most insane spray going, it looks especially gully under a street light.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Friday, 22 April 2005 08:30 (twenty years ago)

I sampled a sneeze last night! I'm going to use it in place of a snare hit in a beat!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 22 April 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

I sneeze loud and unapologetically. Big nose, you see.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 April 2005 12:51 (twenty years ago)

Sneezing is virtually the only thing I do like a grownup. I am not about to give it up.

― RS_LaRue (RSLaRue), Sunday, 24 April 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

last night i was at the movies. i felt a sneeze coming on and wanted it not to be too loud so i anticipated it and tried not to make noise. but instead of being a quiet sneeze, it was like "ANNHHH," just voice, no "chhh" at all! it was sort of embarassing but there were only 8 people in the theater so i guess it was ok.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 24 April 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

One of my co-workers has this absurdly loud sneeze. I almost always at least smile when I hear her sneezing around the corner and way way down the hall from where I work.

― RS_LaRue (RSLaRue), Sunday, 24 April 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

My pal Jodi sneezes like a kitten. She's 40.

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Sunday, 24 April 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l3/kingeryck/16121494895.gif

― libcrypt, Monday, 17 December 2007 06:22 (eighteen years ago)

A++++++++

― haitch, Monday, 17 December 2007 06:25 (eighteen years ago)

xoxo andy

― remy bean, Monday, 17 December 2007 06:27 (eighteen years ago)

liz hurley?

― Frogman Henry, Monday, 17 December 2007 06:41 (eighteen years ago)

jane fonda?

― darraghmac, Monday, 17 December 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

xpost as if versace would come up with such a ghastly dress. he made couture porn dresses, not puke green dresses. ;-)

― nathalie, Monday, 17 December 2007 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

apparently, she's a Colombian TV presenter from the 70s (very old gif), but I can't find any more details - no name, so no luck on http://celebrityallergyarchive.blogspot.com/ and there's no search for visitors on http://www.sneezefetishforum.org/forums/

:-)

― StanM, Monday, 17 December 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

six years pass...

^ god bless the internet and its cabinet of curiosities

― j., Thursday, 23 October 2014 23:02 (eleven years ago)

the internet now is kind of like the discovery of cannibalism and pantsless civilizations was for early moderns like montaigne

― j., Thursday, 23 October 2014 23:03 (eleven years ago)

Fuxake, thought someone from the UK would have spotted that the sneezing woman is from Carry On Girls. Happens at 2:32 here. It's a swimsuit btw not a dress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1b6qlbjrKk

― everything, Thursday, 23 October 2014 23:21 (eleven years ago)

this has nothing to do with sneezing but: mention of Carry On Girls made me think of Patricia Franklin's John Foxx lookalike butch character, so I looked at her wikipedia page apparently she's Charlotte Hatherley's mother?

http://movie-dude.co.uk/Patricia%20Franklin%20%20Carry%20On%20Girls%20(1973).jpg

― soref, Thursday, 23 October 2014 23:36 (eleven years ago)

She is in that clip I posted. You can see her at 0:50 with the red bow in her hair and at 1:50 where Sid is fixing her hair I think.

― everything, Thursday, 23 October 2014 23:43 (eleven years ago)

My sneezes are like gunshots. Last week a colleague reported reported hearing them through a series of fire doors.

― how's life, Friday, 24 October 2014 10:34 (eleven years ago)

andy --

where are you???!

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 24 October 2014 11:45 (eleven years ago)

Also, thanks everything for the origin of that gif.

― how's life, Friday, 24 October 2014 11:54 (eleven years ago)

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