"Hong Kong people are no smaller than Western men, where their penises are concerned."

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A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 22 April 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

"Germans have average lengths of about 3.4 inches, Israelis 3.27 inches, Turks 3.07 inches and Filippinos 2.89 inches. Italians were the longest at 3.54 inches, and Americans averaged 3.46 inches."

FORZA ITALIA!

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 22 April 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

93 yr old penises. I'm glad I'm not a scientist.

― Huk-L, Friday, 22 April 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

No mention of the North Pole?

― Huk-L, Friday, 22 April 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

The study did not measure the penises when they were erect.

Well, would you?

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 22 April 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

The photo that goes with the story is making me lose my shit.

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20050421/i/ra2779479451.jpg

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 22 April 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

surely it's the erect figures that really matter.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 22 April 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 April 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

xpost, THAT'S A FAIRLY HEFTY FLAG THEY HAVE THERE!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 22 April 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

maybe they are pitching a tent?

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 22 April 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

Maybe they all are?

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 22 April 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

well, that'd certainly be a fairly huge erection!

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 22 April 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

but what about (non white) men in other countries? what about men in south asia, in africa, in south america? do they not count?

― ok, Friday, 22 April 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

You should totally do a study.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 22 April 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

in this thread, we come up with even more entertaining headlines for this article.

― kingfish, Friday, 22 April 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

Study: Asian Men Growers, Not Showers

― happy fun ball (kenan), Friday, 22 April 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

1. I was sure this was going to be a Ken thread.
2. I have no interest in how big a dick is when it's not erect. How much dicks grow varies hugely, in my reasonably wide experience, and although my experience is not enough to imagine this is meaningful, my impression is that there is a racial variance in that.
3. 148 = crap sample
4. Volunteers = probably crap methodology.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 22 April 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

You can't seriously do a study like this and not study penises in an erect state, since there are too many potential variations in length in a non-erect state.

x-post w/ Martin

― RS, Friday, 22 April 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

"2. I have no interest in how big a dick is when it's not erect. How much dicks grow varies hugely, in my reasonably wide experience, and although my experience is not enough to imagine this is meaningful, my impression is that there is a racial variance in that."

so you are implying what exactly? that men of one race all have bigger dicks than another race?

they should have done a study where they measured only erect penises. who cares about a dick when its soft?

― ok, Friday, 22 April 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

I think what Martin is implying is that the methodology is completely flawed.

― RS, Friday, 22 April 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

What man would volunteer for this if he had a small wang anyhow? Tainted pool i say!
The only way to properly do this would be to randomly kidnap men off the street arouse, measure, tag them and then set them free.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 22 April 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

FORZA ITALIA!

OH YEAH BITCHEZ

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 22 April 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

OK: Rather than addressing your insane and deliberately offensive guess, I'll try to explain better. In my experience, there seems to be a racial difference in how much the penis grows. In one race, it might start small and grow a lot, in some it might start quite large and grow less. I haven't noticed a difference in the sizes of the erect penises across races. I'm not sure about this in that I haven't used a tape measure, nor is my multiracial experience that vast. My other strong impression is that there is much more variation in the sizes of limp dicks than in erect ones.

Thermo catches my point about volunteers; I said probably because they may not have known that was what they were volunteering for, exactly, so it may not skew the results.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 22 April 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

they could do a study of show-ers vs growers, perhaps

also, we need more NY Post/Variety-style headlines. "Dinks Don't Shrink, Chinks Think" or somethin'

― kingfish, Friday, 22 April 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

Chinese Men: Get Your Penises Out Of The Spin Zone!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 22 April 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

i see what youre saying martin.

― ok, Friday, 22 April 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

also, we need more NY Post/Variety-style headlines.

what kind of penis-related words rhyme with hong kong though?!

― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Friday, 22 April 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

Dong. But that might not make a family friendly paper like the Post! *snicker*

― Candicissima (candicissima), Friday, 22 April 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

Hong Kong Schlong Song Wrongs King Kong

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 April 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

You forgot 'tong'

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 April 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

Hong Kong Schlong Thong Wrongs Tong

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 April 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

Sisqo to thread

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Friday, 22 April 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

Hey, he was on the Rush Hour 2 soundtrack.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 April 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c95/zaradog/203313743_l.jpg

― lf (lfam), Friday, 16 June 2006 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

Say what? White supremacy?

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 16 June 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

sorry wrong thread

― lf (lfam), Friday, 16 June 2006 07:06 (nineteen years ago)

eight years pass...

The ones from hong kong were too big to fit in that picture

― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Thursday, 27 November 2014 23:23 (eleven years ago)

swift comeback!

― Mark G, Thursday, 27 November 2014 23:49 (eleven years ago)

I'm in hong kong just now (was looking for the hong kong things to do thread.. whipped out my cock then realised this isn't the things to do thread)

― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Friday, 28 November 2014 00:28 (eleven years ago)

Ones?

― Mark G, Friday, 28 November 2014 07:40 (eleven years ago)

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