It's ten years since I've been camping anywhere, though, and this is the first time that I've been camping anywhere on my own. So, I thought I'd ask ILX for a few tips, and to remind me to take the stuff that I really shouldn't forget to take with me. What should I do to make sure nothing goes horribly wrong?
― caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 25 April 2005 10:44 (twenty years ago)
― Ed (dali), Monday, 25 April 2005 10:47 (twenty years ago)
― caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 25 April 2005 10:49 (twenty years ago)
― Ed (dali), Monday, 25 April 2005 10:54 (twenty years ago)
― Archel (Archel), Monday, 25 April 2005 11:26 (twenty years ago)
― Lapdog Shoesnog (kate), Monday, 25 April 2005 11:36 (twenty years ago)
Reading that thread, I am disappointed that you never managed to whittle any obscene objects.
Also: I feel I will have to get a headlamp *just so* I can sit going EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! in my best Dalek voice
(to make up for missing Doctor Who on the telly, obv)
Kate: you definitely should! it's KLASSIC!
― caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 25 April 2005 11:37 (twenty years ago)
― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 25 April 2005 11:43 (twenty years ago)
― nathalie in a bar under the sea (stevie nixed), Monday, 25 April 2005 11:44 (twenty years ago)
I'm like Kate in that I do love nature and walking (not so much fire) but I guess I just like to go to bed at night with walls around me.
― Archel (Archel), Monday, 25 April 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)
God I miss it so much! I love sitting outside my tent at night with a can of lager and a joint listening to all the night noises and watching families with kids trouping past in their dressing gowns to the shower block.
I love the heat of the tent on waking in the morning. I love going for a walk around the sleeping site with a torch at night. I love hanging my damp towel over a nearby tree....
I HATE the cloud of beasties that like to share the camping experience though, don't buy into the Avon Skin-so-Soft party - the midgies love it just as much as fresh blood.
― Rumpie, Monday, 25 April 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)
This is why I avoid holidaying in the Scottish Highlands. When I had to spend time up there for work, I'd make sure to take plenty of Deet with me.
― caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 25 April 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)
― Archel (Archel), Monday, 25 April 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)
(well, apart from the odd joint at school obv)
― caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 25 April 2005 11:51 (twenty years ago)
Where can I buy Deet? Does it keep the little fuckers off?
― Rumpie, Monday, 25 April 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)
Oh yeah, couldn't agree more, sitting around the stove or fire just drinking your drink and watching the sky or the sea or whatever is just a beautiful, beautiful thing! And you always talk to each other quietly, not whispering, but just in lower tones so as not to wake anyone, and besides, you don't have to shout cos there's no cars, no tellies, no noise at all, and in that hush, it all feels so much more relaxed and more intimate and somehow more profoundly human, even though you're just generally chatting about nothing at all. God, I love those moments!
Things I don't love quite so very much: needing to go for a leak in the night; it's not so bad really cos you only need to stumble a few paces from the tent before you can let loose (gingerly trying not to tread on either tent pegs or slugs or guys ropes, or worse, the saucepan of cold baked beans forgotten from the day before)(but shhh, don't tell anyone else I just did a pee behind the car!), but that whole thing of having to get back in your bag afterwards with your feet all cold and wet from the dewy grass, I hate that.
Also, I always seem to lose stuff in my tent and it's so frustrating hunting around for things when you've only got so much space to move around in, you can't just chuck stuff out the way. But that's a minor gripe really...
― NickB (NickB), Monday, 25 April 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)
Our favourite campsite is at the bottom of Ben Nevis. A river runs between the campsite and the start of the mountain walk. Sometimes at night we can see rows of torchlights making their way back down in the dusk.
― Rumpie, Monday, 25 April 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)
Our tent has another room - we don't put the groundsheet in it, so when I need to pee during the night I go in there....
Ewww!
― caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 25 April 2005 12:31 (twenty years ago)
I've never shat in there though.
― Rumpie, Monday, 25 April 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)
― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 25 April 2005 12:39 (twenty years ago)
This is why, when camping, some sort of sandals or flip-flops are a good idea - you can slip them on easily when you need to pee in the dark, and keep your feet a bit warmer (they don't help keep them dry of dew, but they are good insulation between your soles and the ground)
― caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 25 April 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)
We never doubted your integrity!
― NickB (NickB), Monday, 25 April 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)
― giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 25 April 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)
― Rumpie, Monday, 25 April 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)
― giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 25 April 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)
But day hikes are something I should be doing more often, and I regret I've let that go by the wayside. There's a lot of beautiful country out there to enjoy.
Also, the night sky away from city lights is just one of *those* experiences. Too beautiful for words.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 25 April 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)
― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Monday, 25 April 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)
OTM. I've been camping outside Vegas a bunch (...some of the best rock climbing in the country, FWIW) and the glow from the strip is beautiful, bizarre and unholy. The Luxor, in particular, dominates pretty hard.
― giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 25 April 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)
― Archel (Archel), Monday, 25 April 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)
― Alix with an i? (alix), Monday, 25 April 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)
FlashlightBeef Jerky KnifeFruitExtra pair of socksWater Purification Tablets
― 57 7th (calstars), Monday, 25 April 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)
― Porkpie (porkpie), Monday, 25 April 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)
Indeed. I've visited the camp site I'm going to stay at before; and one of the things I remember about it is, it was the first place I ever saw a shooting star.
― caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 25 April 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)
Nor have I, as I told Caitlin a few moments ago. I've had one opportunity and there have been a few occasions where my family tried to plan such an event, but all of those fell through.
― Ian Riese-Moraine has a grenade, that pineapple's not just a toy! (Eastern Mantr, Monday, 25 April 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)
I'm just guessing, but it may be that the hot parts of your body heat up up the air inside the sleeping bag, which keeps the cold parts of your body (extremities) warm. If you wear fairly heavy PJs, for example, this hot-body heat is kept close to its sources, and the extremities are left to provide their own heat, which they don't do as well.
― nickn (nickn), Monday, 25 April 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)
Nick is right about the sleeping bag theory but you need one which is warm and fluffy enough to begin with. However, woolly hats do make a difference. Sleeping bag liner sheets are handy too, in keeping the bag cleaner and drier. Also if v hot you just use the sheet.
― isadora (isadora), Monday, 25 April 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)
― Maria (Maria), Monday, 25 April 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)
― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 08:47 (twenty years ago)
― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 08:48 (twenty years ago)
― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 08:57 (twenty years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 09:00 (twenty years ago)
Snowdonia - vaguely near Harlech, I think.
― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)
― 57 7th (calstars), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)
― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)
....true. However, I'm used to camping at sites w/o facilities (like a vast number of those found in US Nat'l Parks/Forests). I'm not really into the KOA-style campsites. Unless they have sweet playgrounds.
― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)
― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)
― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)
...apparently!
Seriously though, I always thought the whole point of camping was to NOT be crowded in with a bunch of people you don't know and being forced to use grimy public facilities. I'm telling you people: go camp in the desert! Or Maine. Whatever's closer.
― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)
only thing shitty about camping in the desert is that it's usually pretty cold at night so you bundle up then if you're sleeping while the sun's been up for a bit you wake up in a pool of your own sweat.
― ()ops (()()ps), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)
True. On the other hand, there's no better alarm clock than our Bright and Merciless Overlord. It is IMPOSSIBLE to sleep past 8am in the desert.
Backcountry camping is the bomb. Did some in CO a few years ago and found the sweetest meadow right by a river smack in the middle of the Elk range. The best part was that it only took an hour or so to get in there. 3-4 miles or something. No one for MILES (well, 3 or 4 at least).
― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)
Pfft.
― ()ops (()()ps), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)
― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)
― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)
For another thing, at least in England and Wales, there's hardly anywhere remote enough for you to be able to just pitch your tent on some random patch of ground and not have someone come to tell you to piss off.
― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 06:12 (twenty years ago)
* a new sleeping bag* roll of foam mat* plenty of blankets* a Camping Gaz stove (with spare tin of gas)* a lighter* a set of nesting aluminium pans (including kettle)* prepackaged camping food* proper food that actually tastes nice (and still can be cooked on a camping stove)* plastic crockery and cutlery (only one of each item, cos there's only one of me)* several torches, including one that straps to my head* spare batteries* a penknife (for whittling)
Anything I've missed?
― caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 8 May 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)
― That's not cocaine! It's Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Mantra), Sunday, 8 May 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)
― giboyeux (skowly), Sunday, 8 May 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)
Breakfast: 1 litre long life milk 1 packet coffee 1 packet cereal 4 bananas
Lunch 4 apples 1 packet muesli bars 1 packet bread rolls 1 packet cheese slices 1 packet salami 1 packet salad greens 1 red capsicum
Dinner (for four people)
1 kg chicken (boneless, skinless)
1 packet thai green curry paste 1 tin coconut milk 500g rice some oil
1 yellow capsicum 2 courgettes 1 packet baby carrots 1 onion 1 garlic head 2 tomatoes 1 broccolli
Extras 6 packets raro 3 Whittakers chocolate slabs 1 packet of biscuits for after dinner 1 box of crackers for pre dinner nibbles 1 punnet of dip for pre dinner nibbles 1 batteries (AAA)
Will this be enough?
― isadora (isadora), Sunday, 8 May 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)
― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 05:33 (twenty years ago)
― NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 06:41 (twenty years ago)
Lots of blankets and whiskey liqueur I think! Yay camping!
― Rumpie, Wednesday, 11 May 2005 06:47 (twenty years ago)
I'm going caaamping in 2.5 daaays! spent my dividend @ REI today. woo.
― Kerm, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 03:05 (eighteen years ago)
i miss camping. -- hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, April 26, 2005 9:00 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
me too :-/
― river wolf, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 04:12 (eighteen years ago)
I'd go all the time if I had people to go with. My friends "love" camping but that means parking somewhere and drinking beer around a fire, which is cool and all but can we not hike off into some wildernesses, yo? Really I should just do the Bear Claw Kris Lapp thing but I'm not quite there yet.
― Kerm, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 04:51 (eighteen years ago)
F'n A, Cotton: http://aurigids.seti.org/
― Kerm, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)
I don't understand going somewhere that you can run out of beer. This is what corner delis are for.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)
And bottles too heavy to pack in very many. :(
― Laurel, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)
The rule is a case per man per day. We don't usually run out of beer.
Oh but you mean when we're hiking. Last time I did much of that it was spiced rum and instant apple cider and one bottle went a long, long way.
― Kerm, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)
I can't really go camping because without the gentle urban night chorus of sirens, cars honking and brawling lady drunks, my tinnitus keeps me up all night.
― saudade, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)
I have never been camping and am going to try it. What do I need to know?
― admrl, Thursday, 11 June 2009 00:30 (sixteen years ago)
I Love Camping, too!
Tomorrow the school district I drive a school bus for ends its school year until the day after next Labor Day (an ersatz USA holiday on first Monday after Sept 1). For the next 88 days I will be free to camp and hike.
Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!
― Aimless, Thursday, 11 June 2009 00:38 (sixteen years ago)
right, so how do you find places to camp? do you need to make a reservation? how not to die?
― admrl, Thursday, 11 June 2009 00:41 (sixteen years ago)
To answer the immediately-above question, in re: what you need to know:
1) how to sleep without walls, either in a tent or merely on the ground in the open air. This entails staying warm enough and not having a sharp rock poking you in the back - unless you are comatose enough to sleep under any horrific conditions you might encounter, for which copious quantities of alcohol may be required.
2) how to bring/forage/kill sufficient food to remain viable as a living being.
3) a legal spot in which to camp, or else effective means to evade law enforcement officers.
4) a sense of humor.
― Aimless, Thursday, 11 June 2009 00:45 (sixteen years ago)
what is illegal camping
― admrl, Thursday, 11 June 2009 00:47 (sixteen years ago)
aka vagrancy
― Aimless, Thursday, 11 June 2009 00:49 (sixteen years ago)
ya'll doing any camping this year?
― dream mummy (map), Monday, 9 March 2026 18:26 (one month ago)
but of course! I'm still sorting out my choices. I've more ideas for camp trips than can be fit into one camping season.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 9 March 2026 18:31 (one month ago)
I used to love camping but then I had kids and camping is a totally different thing now. Same with going to the beach.
I still like those activities, but they are not chill or relaxing any more.
― Cow_Art, Monday, 9 March 2026 18:33 (one month ago)
aimless have you ever done desert camping?
i have a decent pad and bag but i need to go tent shopping.
i still find making a list of all the stuff i need to bring and gathering it / packing it to be pretty daunting tbh.
― dream mummy (map), Monday, 9 March 2026 19:18 (one month ago)
I used a cheap inflatable pad (eBay) when I was camping in Sweden in July and it was basically glorified bubble wrap... and my right hip was so fucked up, all I could do until returning home was to hobble around gobbling ibuprofen... I need to fork out some money for a real mattress
For car/motorcycle camping I have a real inflatable bed that barely fits in my tent
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 9 March 2026 19:34 (one month ago)
a year ago we went to a big secondhand used and new camping supplies warehouse. they had a rack of 50 or so mattresses stacked next to each other, inflated, so you would feel them out. it was such a good way to find the right kind of structure, and also to avoid over-paying.
― dream mummy (map), Monday, 9 March 2026 19:41 (one month ago)
after that i'm a firm believer in getting camping supplies in an actual store.
I inherited a decent self-inflating thing but it has a slow-leak and you wake up flat on the ground.. never been able to find where the hole is
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 9 March 2026 19:49 (one month ago)
never been able to find where the hole is
you did check the valve I hope
have you ever done desert camping?
only a tiny bit. I am a sun avoider rather than a sun worshipper and deserts are not often shady.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 9 March 2026 20:28 (one month ago)
not often! creekside cottonwood-covered areas and canyons are ideal. but there is still the heat. and of course bugs which are in every environment you can think of, except for snow camping i guess. the thing that keeps me from jumping enthusiastically into camping with my partner is that he is always swatting at bugs and he is super neurotic about them, which in turn makes me neurotic about him being neurotic. you kinda have to ignore them / get used to them to some degree in order to enjoy camping.
― dream mummy (map), Monday, 9 March 2026 20:33 (one month ago)
good bug management and bug tolerance skills are Urgent & Key for a good camping experience.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 9 March 2026 20:36 (one month ago)
sure. what are your preferences for bug spray, if any?
― dream mummy (map), Monday, 9 March 2026 20:37 (one month ago)
and more generally, what do you mean by bug management?
― dream mummy (map), Monday, 9 March 2026 20:38 (one month ago)
I have a bottle of REI 'jungle juice' which is very effective but god knows what it's doing to my chromosomes
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 9 March 2026 20:42 (one month ago)
I use high concentration deet in the form of a cream that I can apply in a much more controlled and sparing manner than a spray. usually just my face, neck, ears, and the backs of my hands because the rest of me is often covered (see below).
By management I mean using clothing in a mindful way to limit how much skin is exposed to bugs. I much prefer loose baggy lightweight clothes instead of the skintight stuff I see all the time. this puts a vacant air space between the biter and most of my skin. in the cool of the evening when I'm more stationary and bugs are most numerous I may wear a 10 denier nylon windbreaker woven so tight they can't bite through it. I have a pair of gaiters that keep them from biting my ankles through my socks. That kind of stuff.
Tolerance is also a management skill. When their levels are low enough I can just ignore them, I do that.
Lastly, I have a seasonal pollen allergy and take loratadine for it. Because the itch from skeeter bites is largely a histamine response, so the fact that I'm taking antihistamines helps to make the consequences of the bites I get less severe.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 9 March 2026 20:57 (one month ago)
Something I always try and pick up when I pass through the UK is a tube of anthisan. It’s a topical antihistamine cream that seems to have been licensed nowhere else in the world. It really is the best for insect bites.
Lemon eucalyptus oil seems to be effective as a repellent but it’s difficult to get - products often have very little or none at all. I did manage to get some in a Vaseline like form that is very effective.
― Ed, Monday, 9 March 2026 22:05 (one month ago)
thanks for the info all
― dream mummy (map), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 18:51 (one month ago)