Return of the Smoking Monkey!

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― Huk-L, Monday, 25 April 2005 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"Marge, you've come to the right place. By hiring me as your attorney, you also get this smoking monkey!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 25 April 2005 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i saw this on the news last week! aside from the footage of the monkey casually hanging from a tree with a cigarette dangling from his mouth (seriously, he's such a dude), the best part was when cbs did a man on the street type thing and asked actual smoking people if they had any advice for the monkey. anyway, the majority seemed to think the patch was his best recourse. my question = how does he light them?

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 25 April 2005 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

It seems like people are throwing him lit cigarettes.

― Huk-L, Monday, 25 April 2005 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

no, he asks cute female monkeys of course!

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 25 April 2005 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

but apparently part of the problem is that he's got a secret stash somewhere!

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 25 April 2005 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

If the monkeys discover how to make fire...the human race is doomed!

― Huk-L, Monday, 25 April 2005 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

he's taking another puff!!

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 25 April 2005 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

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