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― rwillmsen (rwillmsen), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 08:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha, I love his priorities:

Here are my requirements, in descending order of importance:

No history of prostitution: although previous number of paramours, in the context of a long-term relationship, is unimportant;
Can hold at least a basic conversation in English (the greater her English skills, the better);
Kind-hearted, emotionally warm and physically affectionate;

― webber (webber), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 09:06 (twenty-one years ago)

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OMG IT'S STEVEN SEAGAL, HE'LL THUMB YOUR EYE-SOCKETS OUT

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Does anyone know anyone who's been caught by some sort of police sting when visiting a "massage" parlor or ordering up a hooker? I would imagine that would be embarassing to put a call in to work saying you won't be in because you're in jail for screwing a hooker.

― Lemonade Salesman (Eleventy-Twelve), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

eh, depends on where you work.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I would assume.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

all the responses on that thread are sooo sympathetic!

― Maria (Maria), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

that guy was either taking the piss or is a bit of a prick.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

all the responses on that thread are sooo sympathetic!

esl teachers need to stick together.

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 28 April 2005 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it just me, or are 90 percent of ESL teachers just looking to hook up with Asian chicks (and apparently willing to move to a foreign country to do it)?

― sugarpants: new and improved! (sugarpants), Thursday, 28 April 2005 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

how can i become an esl teacher?

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 28 April 2005 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

it isn't hard. you don't even have to have especially good grammar or teaching skills to do it!

― sugarpants: new and improved! (sugarpants), Thursday, 28 April 2005 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

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