Star Wars fans are nutters, they'd even bid on his testicles if they had the chance.
― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)
the irony is that they're actually alec guiness's.
― latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)
Questions from other buyers for this listing
Q: Do they taste like chiken? Thanks
A: I am strictly a teste collector, and never engage in any activities with testes besides the buying, selling and trading of them. I do not know what they taste like, seeing as I have never tried testes, spare that one accident in Italy(It looked like a meatball).
Q: YOU ARE FREAKING RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
A: If being freaking retarded is having a love for the fine industry of testicle peddling, then yes, Mr. ebergnek, I am freaking retarded.
Q: if i do win these fantastic testes.....will you be packing them in dry ice....and can they be shipped priority mail? for i cant wait to get my hands on these balls, sincerly, mark allen
A: I could pack them in dry ice; however, it would cost extra for shipping, and that does not seem to be neccessary, as Darth Vader's testes have hardened almost to the point of petrifacation. I can also have the nuts cryogenically frozen, but that would also cost a large sum of money.
Q: Hi, How big are these testes? Marble size? Tangerine size? Grapefruit size? Basketball size? Thanks for your time!
A: As you might expect from a man so angry and bitter as Darth Vader, the balls are quite small. Although they are larger than marbles, they are much smaller than tangerines. Had you been bidding on Chewbacas balls, this would be a whole different story.
― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 08:07 (twenty-one years ago)
Viewing seller's other items:
Face of Jesus in Dog Waste
MY APPROVAL
MY PATRIOTISM
MY LOVE FOR DAVID HASSELHOFF
and a private adult thing that I can't view from outside the US (though he has already sold a plaster cast of his penis).
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 08:33 (twenty-one years ago)