LOOK AT MY NEW TSHIRT (AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

if so, get this on a t-shirt...

http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~jimthing/SSRwantsyou.jpg

Yes I am 9.

American Apparel makes very nice hoodies. not to thick or bulky, great fabric, nicley cut. Not to expensive either! Lots of nice colors to compliment that *lovely* image on your t-shirt.

http://www.threadless.com/product/235/minizoom.jpg

Also, as much as people like to rag on them aside, but so does neighborhoodies.

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please vote for my slogan on threadless if you have an account. I'm really poor you guys
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http://media.threadless.com/profiles/160x120/671221.jpg?r=292
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whuzzis, some stan laurel/tom hanks photoshopic abortion?

disappointed that "make your friends toast and keep your enemie's toaster" was removed from the competition

HA! That's new to me. Love.

Made it my facebook status. Lame, i know. But that's funny.

lorax' blox has two horses in it

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no found :(

1) I mentioned how easy it is to cheat to raise your "% likes" on threadless
2) Not a direct jab, but I tried to mention how dry the humor is on threadless
for example, the winning type tees are all stupid puns or oxymorons: blech!
however, if that's what they vote highly over there in threadless land that's why my new slogan is "I CUDDLE HARDCORE". It appeals to all the Emos that don't like to be called Emo! How fantastic is that.

anyways, proof that the winning type tees are all stupid puns or oxymorons (dry crappy humor) I'm going to list off the first 20 recent winners
1. In my next life I want to be a ghost (good for you, wear it proud)
2. If your pants are on fire being a liar becomes less important (ug shoot me in the face)
3. My blood is rich in irony. (really? you would wear that?)
4. If we can put a man on the moon I should have a ROBOT ARMY by now (this one isn't dry. I can't complain on that front)
5. Happily ever after is so once upon a time (this is dry humor but it's not that bad really)
6. When you think about it every galaxy is far far away (I hope the kind of stooge that wears this shirt lives far far away)
7. The word on the street is graffiti (no shit, graffiti you say?)
8. It's all fun and games until someone brings a briefcase (maybe a failed attempt at dry humor that actually got printed?)
9. My friends aren't imaginary, just invisible and shy (wakka wakka whatever bitch)
10. Paint a picture, it takes longer (I don't get it)
11. Pizza, the edible pie chart (HAA! pie chart!)
12. The best kept secret is the one you don't know about (yeah it's a dry slogan that you paid $10 - $15 for)
13. I'M REALLY AWESOME AT BEING HUMBLE. (then shut the fuck up oxy-awesome person)
14. {on each shoulder is printed} cold; to cry on (EMO FUCKTARD)
15. Geology n' Physics: The original rick and roll (X_X) ̿ ̿ ̿̿'̿̿\̵͇̿̿\
14. I took a bite out of crime and kinda wanted seconds ̿ ̿ ̿̿'̿̿\̵͇̿̿\
15. Robots wish they could do the human (robots wish they could do your mom!)
16. Supervision isn't nearly as cool as it sounds (GREAT WORDPLAY, HOW MUCH DOES IT COST)
17. 10 out of 10 people agree: we all agree (I disagree)
18. Put your best foot forward and you shake it all about (where did I put that gun..)
19. {on a GREEN shirt} It's this easy being green (cough. cough. water. need water.)
20. Global warming: all the cool planets are doing it (jesus man.. let's hope you are jsut trying to appeal to the threadless gods by making some crappy oxmoron slogan like me)

please don't tell Threadless I said those things.

9. My friends aren't imaginary, just invisible and shy (wakka wakka whatever bitch)

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17. 10 out of 10 people agree: we all agree (I disagree)