celebrities you would have sex with to have sex with their other halves

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for me, i would shag noel gallagher to get in bed with nicole appleton.

― dickie, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

I would shag you in the ass just to get to the part where you cry and beg for mercy.

― WHEEEE! (kenan), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

Gimme some lesbians. I'll tell you if I'd go through one to get to the other. Can we pretend Rachel Stevens is dating Holly Valance?

― Cza, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

Can you feel me? CAN YOU FEEL ME?

― happy fun ball (kenan), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

celebrities you would have sex with to have sex with their other halves

What the fuck, are you sexing up conjoined twins?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

I BUTTFUCKED YIN, ONLY TO GET TO YANG.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

i like how cman thinks shagging noel gallagher would somehow miraculously make nicole appleton attracted to him.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

He doesn't really want Nicole, silly.

― Leon Jones Reynolds (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

Vanessa Paradis.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, well guess what, biscuits, I WAS ONLY USING YOU TO GET TO GRAVY!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

Vanessa Paradis.

OTM!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

paulina porizkova

― fra lippo liposuction (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

jody beth, making the hard choices

― g e o f f (gcannon), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

Uh... C-Man didn't start this thread.

― Cza, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

Kathleen Hanna

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

Benjamin Bratt.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

Ellen Degeneris.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

I'd have sex with Ellen anyway. She's a cutie.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

WIN-WIN, dude

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

I would do Ryan Phillipe really hard and make it hurt. Because supposably he's not being good to Reese. Then I would fuck Reese real hard.

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

I never know who is going out with or married to whom, so I have no idea who the partners are here in most cases. There haven't been many people mentioned who I wouldn't fuck anyway.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

Also, even if the thread premiss is true, shagging Noel Gallagher wouldn't help you get anywhere near Nicole Appleton as she's going out with Liam.

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 28 April 2005 05:54 (twenty years ago)

Aaron, we think alike, cuz I'm ready to take on Reese if I get to hit Ryan afterwards. Try not to tear it up too bad eh?

― Drewcifer (Drew Daniel), Thursday, 28 April 2005 05:59 (twenty years ago)

Elton John, David Furnish.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 28 April 2005 06:04 (twenty years ago)

Wait I think I got it wrong.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 28 April 2005 06:04 (twenty years ago)

eleven years pass...

Bizarre

― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Monday, 5 September 2016 22:07 (nine years ago)

first response hall of o_O

― nomar, Monday, 5 September 2016 22:16 (nine years ago)

WHEEEE!

― esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 00:54 (nine years ago)

when bad thread ideas lead to worse responses

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 01:06 (nine years ago)

kewl thread

― until the next, delayed, glaciation (map), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 01:11 (nine years ago)

I'm just playin, but I'm sayin, nahmean?

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 01:21 (nine years ago)

[Huma joke]

― thrill of transgressin (Eazy), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 01:24 (nine years ago)

it looks as though dickie disappeared after this horny april of 2005. rip

― until the next, delayed, glaciation (map), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 01:46 (nine years ago)

been playing "hide the dickie" ever since, you might say

― Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 01:49 (nine years ago)

we're all getting older

― until the next, delayed, glaciation (map), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 02:08 (nine years ago)

was this a calum c-man thread? he's apparently b/c a marginally respectable "film critic" lately and all i associate his name with are dozens (hundreds?) of trolling lascivious ILX threads from the early-mid 2000s.

― wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 03:49 (nine years ago)

er, b/c s/b "become"

my autocorrect is out of control

― wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 03:49 (nine years ago)

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