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every time i come here she beams at me, even when she's not serving me! other people have pointed this out to me as well -- i used to maintain she was just being friendly, but now i don't know. anyway, can this even be done? am i fool for contemplating it? doesn't the fact that she's in the service industry complicate the flirting radar by like a gillion? am i drunk right now? i think i am. should i order more wine? i have to bike home! why do i feel like mark p? i love that guy!

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

the "service industry"

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

cutty will you help me sue you for internet reputation defamation?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

I like the idea of a waitress who gets on the down low after leaving the restaurant.

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

we all do

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

beams at you? like when you flash your car's high beams at her?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.georgeblowfish.com/prostitute.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

http://archives.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/europe/03/08/women.trafficking/prostitute.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

i think you're in there!!!

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

http://images.clickmusic.co.uk/pages/prostitute.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

http://www.artghost.com/small%20pics/Pic%20set%201/prostitute.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

http://www.goldminershq.com/IMAGES/IMAGES3/HEART.GIF

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

if you were me, you'd show her a lock of your fabulous HAIR and then wink your BABY BLUE EYES and then you'd pay her FIFTY DOLLARS

― hpencil (deangulberry), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

HAIR

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

http://www.hollywoodbitchslap.com/images/other/whore.jpg

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

i don't want to pay her! i want to date her! but how can i know that she really is interested in ME?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

or does she treat all the guys like this?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

"date"

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

One of my best friends has had sex with prostitutes for free. An expat living in Bangkok = certain advantages.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

whooooosh!!!!

― All of the time, and none of the art (dymaxia), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.timemachinetoys.com/toypics/shatner.JPG

― happy fun ball (kenan), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

"for free" = prostitues in the third world, sheesh

dean hookers don't care what you look like. they'll even trick ugly dudes like you!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

KIDDING DON'T CRY DEAN

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

HAHA MY INITIAL POST TO YOU MEANS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT UGLY DUDES AND HOOKERS! HA!

self-dissing is awesome

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

Oh my...

― Ian Riese-Moraine has a grenade, that pineapple's not just a toy! (Eastern Mantr, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_movie/mask.JPG

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

Has anyone attempted a copycat thread where all the responses are spoofs of the responses in the original thread?

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

and if so, why?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

"spoofs"

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

I figured the copycat thread would be a waitress trying to ditch some customer who keeps making googly eyes at her.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

and if so, why?

-- s1ocki (slytus...), April 27th, 2005.

It just seems very ILX to me.

I figured the copycat thread would be a waitress trying to ditch some customer who keeps making googly eyes at her.

Yeah, bit of a missed opportunity there...

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

trust me guys, this one was a lot funnier.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

so funny.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

i dont really get this

― charleston charge (chaki), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

Hilarious, even.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

chaki, this is a spoof thread. usually when a thread or thread title is so good, we do another one to make us laugh! can you believe?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

in hollywood they say there's no bidness like show bidness
in ILX, we say there's no bidness like ho bidness
you say i post too fast, but if you read fast i won't have to slow down for you to catch up w/ me ...
BITCH

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

i get it.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

for a fee!

ba-dumm-tssssh

thanks, i'll be here all night

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

unfortunately

― rogers broseph (deangulberry), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

you could always leave

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

it's amusing on some level

― rogers broseph (deangulberry), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

thanks, cutto. i get it now :) *blush*

― charleston charge (chaki), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

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