U R ALL LIVING A PURPLE LIFE! THERE ARE NO RED AND BLUE STATES!

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SHUT UP ALREADY, GODDAMN!

AOWAH!

donut debonair (donut), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

except for the 50 whose electoral votes went to either Bush or Kerry, you mean?

i mean, there are no states, either. except there are.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

i think gabbneb is just not FABULOUS enough to get this thred.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

Stand up everybody, this is your life
Let me take u to another world, let me take u tonight
U don't need no money, u don't need no clothes
The Second Coming, anything goes
Sexuality is all u'll ever need
Sexuality -- let your body be free

C'mon everybody, yeah, this is your life
I'm talking about a revolution we gotta organize
We don't need no segregation, we don't need no race
New age revelation, I think we got a case

I'm OK as long as u are here with me
Sexuality is all we ever need

Reproduction of a new breed -- Leaders, Stand Up, Organize
Reproduction of a new breed -- Leaders, Stand Up, Organize
Reproduction of a new breed -- Leaders, Stand Up, Organize
Everybody...
Reproduction of a new breed -- Leaders, Stand Up, Organize
One time say...
Reproduction of a new breed -- Leaders, Stand Up, Organize
Reproduction of a new breed -- Leaders, Stand Up, Organize

We live in a world overrun by tourists
Tourists -- 89 flowers on their back...inventors of the Accu-jack
They look at life through a pocket camera... What? No flash again?
They're all a bunch of double drags who teach their kids that Love is bad
Half of the staff of their brain is on vacation
Mama, are u listening?
We need a new breed -- Leaders, Stand Up, Organize
Don't let your children watch television until they know how to read
Or else all they'll know how to do is cuss, fight and breed
No child is bad from the beginning... they only imitate their atmosphere
If they're in the company of tourists, alcohol and US history
What's to be expected is 3 minus 3... absolutely nothing

Stand Up, Organize
We need a new breed...Leaders, Stand Up, Organize
I wanna be in the new breed, Stand up, Organize
Sexuality is all I'll ever need
Sexuality, I'm gonna let my body be free
Sexuality is all I'll ever need
Sexuality, I'm gonna let my body be free
Sexuality

miccio (miccio), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

Where can I buy an Accu-jack?

donut debonair (donut), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

I just can't believe all the things people say -- Controversy
Am I black or white? Am I straight or gay? -- Controversy
Do I believe in God? Do I believe in me? -- Controversy
Controversy Controversy
I can't understand human curiosity -- Controversy
Was it good for you? Was I what you wanted me to be? -- Controversy
Do you get high? Does your daddy cry? -- Controversy
Controversy Controversy

Do I believe in God? Do I believe in me?
Some people wanna die so they can be free
(I said) Life is just a game, we're all just the same...do you wanna play?
Controversy Controversy Controversy
Controversy Controversy Controversy

Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven
Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses
As we forgive those who trespass against us
Lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil
For thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever and ever
Controversy Controversy Controversy Controversy
Love Him, Love Him baby
Controversy Controversy Controversy
Controversy Controversy Controversy

Listen
People call me rude, I wish we were all nude
I wish there was no black and white, I wish there were no rules
People call me rude, I wish we were all nude
I wish there was no black and white, I wish there were no rules
People call me rude, I wish we were all nude
I wish there was no black and white, I wish there were no rules
People call me rude, I wish we were all nude
I wish there was no black and white, I wish there were no rules
Controversy Controversy

Do I believe in God? Do I believe in me? Let me tell ya...
Some people wanna die so they can be free
(I said) Life is just a game, we're all just the same...don't ya wanna play?
Controversy Controversy Controversy Controversy

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

http://www.polyamorysociety.org/

The most unsexy website ever!

xpost

Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

My little secret, my private joy
I could never let another play with my toy
My little angel from heaven above
Oh oh oh oh oh I think I'm falling in love
And I ain't gonna tell nobody nobody 'bout my little pretty toy
All the other kids would love to love you but yoyou’re my little private joy
My private joy -- yoyou’re my private joy
Private joy -- such a pretty toy
Joy, you are my private joy

Yoyou’re my little lover, Orgasmatron
Only I know, only I know, baby, what turns you on
Yoyou’re my little secret neon light
Girl I wanna turn it on turn it on turn it on every night

Ain't gonna tell nobody nobody 'bout my little pretty toy
All the other kids would love to love you but yoyou’re my little private joy
My private joy -- yoyou’re my private joy
Private joy -- such a pretty toy
Joy -- oh my private joy

Shoot me up baby, let's take a trip
I can't get enough can't get enough of your private private joy joy
Joy -- such a such a pretty toy
Joy –you are my private joy
Joy -- shoot me up baby, let's take a trip
Joy -- can't get enough of your private
Joy -- come on honey baby get up, get up

I strangled Valentino (he strangled Valentino)
Been mine ever since (been his ever since)
If anybody asks you (if anybody asks you)
You belong to Prince (you belong to Prince)
Come on baby, get up, get up, get up, get up

The Ghost of Next-Best Thing To An Accu-Jack (Dan Perry), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

We don't give a damn
We just want to jam
Party up (Party up, got to party up)
That Army bag
Such a double drag
Party up (Party up, got to, got to, got to party up)
(Party) Got to party down, baby
Revolutionary rock and roll
Goin' Uptown, baby,
How you gonna make me kill somebody
I don't even know?
They got the draft, uh, uh
I just laugh
Party up (Party up, got to party up)
Fightin' war is such a fuckin' bore
Party up (Party up, got to, got to, got to party up)

(Party) Uh, uh, got to party down, babe
Ooh, it's all about what's in your mind
Goin' Uptown, baby,
I don't wanna die I just wanna have a bloody good time
Party up
Got to party up
Party up
Got to party up
Because of their half-baked mistakes
We get ice cream
No cake
All lies
No truth
Is it fair to kill the youth?
Party up
Party up
Got to party up yeah
Got to party up babe, ooh
Got to party up yeah
Got to party up babe, ooh
Got to party up yeah
Oooh ooh
Got to party up babe, ooh
Got to party up yeah
Got to party up babe, whoo
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah
(Party up - gotta party up)
Party up - Got to party up baby {repeated}

Revolutionary Rock and Roll

Party up - gotta party up
Party up - gotta party up
Party up - gotta party up
Party up - gotta party up
Party up - gotta party up
Party up - gotta party up, babe
Party up - gotta party up {continues in background}
you're gonna have to fight your own damn war
Cuz we don't wanna fight no more

you're gonna have to fight your own damn war
Cuz we don't wanna fight no more
I said we don't wanna fight no more (gonna have to fight your own damn war)
Cuz we don't wanna FIGHT NO MORE!

miccio (miccio), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

If U're looking for somewhere to go
Thought I'd take u to a movie show
Sittin' in the back and I'll jack u off
I can't give u everything u want
But I can take u to a restaurant
If u're not hungry
I'll jack u off

If your man ain't no good
Come on over to my neighborhood
We can jump in the sack and I'll jack u off

If u're tired of the masturbater
Little girl, we can go on a date
And if u like, I'll jack u off

I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off

I only do it for a worthy cause
Viriginity or menopause
U'll have an instant heart attack if I jack u off

If u really really want to be a star
We gotta do it in your momma's car
Naked in a Cadillac, I'll jack u off

If we can't find no place to go
Girl, I'll take u to a movie show, we can sit in the back
And I'll jack u off

I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, jack u off
I'll jack u off, yeah
Yeah, yeah, I'll jack u off

Alright say, we'll put some funk on here
I'll jack u off

If u ain't chicken baby, come here
If u're good I'll even let u steer
As a matter of fact, u can jack me off
Yeah, that's right

I'll jack u off, yeah
I'll jack u off

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

Ronnie talk to Russia before its too late
before its too late
before its too late
Ronnie talk to Russia before its too late
before they blow up the world
You go to the zoo, but you can't feed guerillas
can't feed guerillas
Left-wing guerillas
You can go to the zoo, but you can't feed guerillas
who wanna blow up the world

Ronnie if you're dead before I get to meet ya
before I get to meet ya
before I get to meet ya
Ronnie if you're dead before I get to meet ya
don't say I didn't warn ya

Ronnie talk to Russia before its too late
before its too late
before its too late
Ronnie talk to Russia before its too late
before they blow up the world
before they blow up the world
dontcha.
don't you blow up my world

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

1999 is about nuclear holocaust

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

I thought it was about a lion in his pocket?

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

(CURSE YOU GYPSY MOTHRA)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

no, red blood + blue sky = purple sky

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

i saw him say so on bet once.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

stence, I think you have no sense of humor. you take everything so seriously.

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 29 April 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

i'm not being serious! prince is!

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

If New Edition can kiss and make up, why can't America?

New Edition says they’d welcome back troubled singer Bobby Brown
NEW YORK (AP) — Bobby Brown’s old group, New Edition, says they would welcome back the troubled singer.
“No matter what, we love that brother,” Ricky Bell said recently. “I mean, this is for real; this is no politically correct answer or anything like that. The door is open for him.”
After forming as a Jackson Five-style R and B group in the early ‘80s, New Edition’s hits included Candy Girl and Cool It Now. Brown left for a solo career in 1986, though New Edition reunited for a short-lived comeback in 1996.
Brown, who married Whitney Houston in 1992, took off with singles such as Don’t Be Cruel. But he progressively became known more for his drug and alcohol arrests.
Bell says that even in his New Edition days, Brown’s troubles were evident.
“It wasn’t something he was trying to hide,” Bell says. “You’d see the mood swings and the change in attitude.”
But Bell adds that when Brown wasn’t drinking, “We (would) see that he’s a sharp individual, a talented individual, a family man.”
Brown, 36, will be the subject of a new eight-episode reality TV show, Being Bobby Brown, that will debut on Bravo June 30.
The show will also feature Houston, who has had problems of her own. In March, the 41-year-old singer checked herself into a rehabilitation centre for the second time in a year.

Huk-L, Friday, 29 April 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

In the morning madness and the stabbing light
She pours the coffee and she says
"What was wrong with you last night?"
"Dreams, just dreams my love, we're half asleep"
But the headline's on tennis
So it seems, everything's all right
There's a girl from the Midwest, with a pretty face
Scratched where it itched, they said it was a disgrace
"I don't wanna go to work today
Wanna stay at home and watch that girl play"
Do you like tennis?
Yes I do

There are people in boats in the middle of the sea
Crying and dying like Jews
Do you like tennis?
Freedom is the man with the red grenade
She ran out of gas, got beat and raped
Do you like tennis?
Well do you like tennis?
Yes I do

A / F#m / Bm / D (Lynskey), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve
There’s a rumor goin’ all round that u ain’t been gettin’ served
They say that u ain’t u know what
In baby who knows how long
It’s hard 4 me 2 say what’s right
When all I wanna do is wrong

Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I’ll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - I u want 2 baby here I am (here I am)

I clocked the jizz from a friend
Of yours named vanessa bet (bet)
She said u told her a fantasy
That got her all wet (wet)
Something about a little box with a
Mirror and a tongue inside
What she told me then got me so hot
I knew that we could slide

Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I’ll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - I u want 2 baby here I am (here I am)

Gett off (gett off)

1 2 3 - nah, little cutie, I ain’t drinkin’ (gett off)
Scope this, I was just thinkin’
U + me, what a ride
If u was thinkin’ the same
We could continue outside (gett off)
Lay your pretty body against a parkin’ meter
Strip your dress down
Like I was strippin’ a peter paul’s almond joy
Lemme show u baby I’m a talented boy

Everybody grab a body
Pump it like u want somebody

Gett off (gett off)

So here we-so here we-so here we are, here we are (g-g-gett off)
In my paisley crib
Whatcha want 2 eat? ribs
Ha, toy, I don’t serve ribs...
U better be happy that dress is still on
I heard the rip when u sat down

Honey them hips is gone
That’s alright, I clock ’em that way
Remind me of something james used to say...

I like ’em fat
I like ’em proud
Ya gotta have a mother for me

Now move your big ass ’round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby
Tonight your a star
And I’m the big dipper

(kick it)

(gett off)

(gett off)

How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve (gett off)
There’s a rumor goin’ all round that u ain’t been gettin’ served (gett off)
They say that u ain’t u know what
In baby who knows how long (gett off)
It’s hard 4 me 2 say what’s right
When all I wanna do is wrong

Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - I’ll only call u after if u say I can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - I u want 2 baby here I am

Come on

Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

That's my second favorite single of the 90s

miccio (miccio), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

If the first is "My Heart Will Go On," I am going to hunt you down.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)


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