When pubes go grey.

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I got my 2nd grey hair (on m'noggin) today and it occurred to me that similar disappointments could be developing downstairs. But come to think of it I have never seen grey pubes on anyone, but somehow I know it happens (rumor and hearsay I suppose!).

DO YOU HAVE GREY PUBES AND WHEN DIDJA GET EM.

― Aaron A., Friday, 29 April 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

(worst fox show ever btw)

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

They make my dick look "professorial."

― Huk-L, Friday, 29 April 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

It's weird, I like the gray hairs I've developed around my temples and actually look forward to the whole salt-n-pepper look, but every time I think I see a pube that's a shade lighter, I go "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" and then I realize it's just the light and it's still dark.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 29 April 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

http://www.spokesmanreview.com/stories/2004/aug/13/13_hairdye_08-13-2004_8A28US4.jpg

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

I'm not really keen on the notion of a product with either of the words "manic" OR "panic" in the name anywhere near my crotch.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

God, please don't make me comb my pubes through with Just For Men hair dye. Can't you see I am sucking on a revolver here.

― Aaron A., Friday, 29 April 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

They make my dick look "professorial."

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), April 29th, 2005.

dickstinguished.

― latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

When I wear my crotchless tweed chaps, they make me look like Sherlock Holmes!

― Huk-L, Friday, 29 April 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

Those Cure reissues have even more bonuses than we thought!

― The Ghost of Yeah I Went There (Dan Perry), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

When I wear my crotchless tweed chaps, they make me look like Sherlock Holmes!

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), April 29th, 2005.

A Sherlock Cock!

― latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

They make my dick look "professorial."

ph. dick!

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

This isn't something I'd get too upset about.

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

For Dan:

I never thought that I would find myself
In bed viewing my balls
Follicles are all men
Begging to mock me
No hairs found on that are dark and deep
The colour makes me sigh

In the caves
All pubes are grey
In the caves
Grizzledness coats my skin
In the rest home
A single cock
Droops on and on and on

...what?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

When did my penis start smoking a pipe and listening to Mahler?

― Huk-L, Friday, 29 April 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

You mean it didn't already?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

(xpost) This feeling must be the dictionary definition of "conflicted emotions".

― The Ghost of AWESOME (urgh) FANTASTIC (yikes) ETC (etc) (Dan Perry), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

Well done.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

My dick only does it when it's going for an older part. A sort of salt and pepper gray though.

― Dystopia? I hardly know her!, Friday, 29 April 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

xp/ yeah, all at once I want to dig out Faith but I think I'm too scared.

― Aaron A., Friday, 29 April 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

I softly leave you gagging
I cannot hold what you devour
The sacrifice of penis
In the horny hour

Etc. etc.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

My dick only does it when it's going for an older part.

You take your dick to auditions?

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

Best in Show, that one.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

The innocence
Of sleeping testes
Dressed in white
And slowly dreaming
Stops all time

I slow my strokes
And start to blur
So many wanks
Have filled my sock
I never thought
I'd say those words

The further we go
And older we grow
The more we j/o
The less we... you know

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

Ho ho.

(Dare I ask what we should do with "The Drowning Man"?)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

Oh Fuscia
You leave me screaming
Like Bukkake Man

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

Hahahaha

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

I can't find any grey ones, and I am old. I assume it will happen some day.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 29 April 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

i want to see pics, aaron.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 29 April 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

Hahah! Keep the Cure lyrics comin'!

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Friday, 29 April 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

This is the really odd sequel to this thread.

― donut debonair (donut), Friday, 29 April 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

Not quite as potentially filthy as graying pubes, but I once told a coworker that he ought to reconsider wearing his shirt unbuttoned so low if it was going to reveal graying chest hair.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 30 April 2005 01:19 (twenty years ago)

maybe he wanted to show off his salt and pepper forest!

― donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 30 April 2005 01:47 (twenty years ago)

Was your coworker the Silver Fox?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 30 April 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

Why doesn't the Silver Fox have a website?!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 30 April 2005 04:16 (twenty years ago)

Too busy fuckin'. Who can argue with that.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Saturday, 30 April 2005 04:18 (twenty years ago)

I wonder if he's still alive.

I read that book when I was, like, um. 12? Younger? The things you find laying around people's houses.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 30 April 2005 04:21 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, right. Your parents should have hid their stash better.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Saturday, 30 April 2005 04:23 (twenty years ago)

Uncles. At least Xaviera has a web page!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 30 April 2005 04:24 (twenty years ago)

ha ha omg. Kill me now.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Saturday, 30 April 2005 04:27 (twenty years ago)

Or fuck me later. Either way.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Saturday, 30 April 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

She hasn't aged as badly as she could have!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 30 April 2005 04:30 (twenty years ago)

Also arguably my father should have hid his stash better as well. Different story, though.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 30 April 2005 04:30 (twenty years ago)

Pervertalism.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 30 April 2005 04:32 (twenty years ago)

Hey, I'm forever grateful that I found my father's stash. Answered questions I would never have asked.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Saturday, 30 April 2005 04:32 (twenty years ago)

Considering my father's stash consisted largely of Easy Rider...

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 30 April 2005 04:34 (twenty years ago)

Ah... see, I had Playboy. Not awfully informative on the finer points of anatomy, but at least revealed to me at age 10-ish that a woman's genitalia was not some kind of frighteneing alien lead-lined landscape of pure freakiness. I had NO CLUE until then.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Saturday, 30 April 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

There were a few Penthouses. And even a Penthouse Forum! Which made it easier to focus on the cock aspects.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 30 April 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)

Is it easier to find pictures of cock than pussy? Or harder? I wasn't paying attention at the time...

― happy fun ball (kenan), Saturday, 30 April 2005 04:50 (twenty years ago)

I remember...

Sorry. This is way off the therad topic.

...I remember this dream I had very vividly. I must have been nine or ten. I dreamed that the vagina was this collection of concentric cirles, perfectly round, grey, and polished like silver.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Saturday, 30 April 2005 04:54 (twenty years ago)

And I had never even seen Metropolis!

http://cinema16.mty.itesm.mx/ciertamirada/gifs_mirada/metropolis.gif

― happy fun ball (kenan), Saturday, 30 April 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

Your conception of the vagina sounds like something Dante might approve of.

And I remember there not being much cock in Playboy, a bit more in Penthouse. The Penthouse Forum had a "variation" section which included a little guy-on-guy action, oddly enough! Although I should point out that at the time I wasn't thinking about the fact that I was more excited by the male stuff.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 30 April 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

revealed to me at age 10-ish that a woman's genitalia was not some kind of frighteneing alien lead-lined landscape of pure freakiness.

And I thought I had read every issue.

― Aaron A., Saturday, 30 April 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

;_;

― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 23:56 (sixteen years ago)

This is an I Love TMI thread if I ever saw one.

― Persian Pickle (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 14:01 (sixteen years ago)

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