What's the most inappropriate time to say "IN YOUR FACE!"

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Luckily i haven't really had any embarassing situations cause by this utterence yet but i've been close.

newsagent: the crisps are 10p because they are past their best date
me: they've gone off?
newsagent: technically
me: and you didn't sell them in time
newsagent: yes
me: in your face!

luckily he chuckled. LUCKILY. I mean, he could have had a gun or a knife or anything really.

Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Saturday, 30 April 2005 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

they were 'salt and vinegar' squares, if anybody is wondering. And yes they were yummy.

Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Saturday, 30 April 2005 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

all three bags of them

Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Saturday, 30 April 2005 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

mmm, salt and vinegar squares. kings among crisps.

stevie (stevie), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

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Hunter (Hunter), Saturday, 30 April 2005 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd imagine doctors probably have the best chances to use "in your face" inappropriately.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 30 April 2005 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

When you've just surprised your other half by spunking all over her mouth and eyes, of course.

Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 30 April 2005 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

markleby otm, sort of.

hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 30 April 2005 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

haha Hari.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 30 April 2005 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

cumshot

Lemonade Salesman (Eleventy-Twelve), Saturday, 30 April 2005 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

oops already said

Lemonade Salesman (Eleventy-Twelve), Saturday, 30 April 2005 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

IN YOUR FACE!
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nickalicious (nickalicious), Saturday, 30 April 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

NSFW: http://www.ogrish.com/archives/2004/may/OGRISH-dot-com-eyestab.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 30 April 2005 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

You have to be careful about vinegar going bad, it'll turn into wine.

wetmink (wetmink), Saturday, 30 April 2005 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

wine crisps....a.k.a TAX FREE BOOZE

in your face

Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Saturday, 30 April 2005 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)


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