TAB COLA: The official cola for people who love drinking masturbatory buttsweat.

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Who the hell drinks Tab?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 2 May 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

I filed this under "Crime."

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 2 May 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

i think i'll have a tab. *hits tab key, laughs at joke*

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 2 May 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY DON'T YOU

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 2 May 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

curtis what're your feelings on mr. pibb?

― strng hlkngtn, Monday, 2 May 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

Uh, Curtis, Tab was the first soda I was introduced to! I drank it when I was a little girl. And even when I was introduced to Diet Coke and Diet Pepsi, we still had Tab around the house (it was the first drink Mom got into when she was diagnosed with diabetes in the mid '70s, so she had to continue getting it until about 1990). I still think of it as a bitter drink, but, hell, it's better than going into a diabetic coma.

― Goodbye Indian Summer (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 2 May 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

how is buttsweat masturbatory?

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 2 May 2005 01:47 (twenty years ago)

from the physical exertion?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 2 May 2005 01:49 (twenty years ago)

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 2 May 2005 01:49 (twenty years ago)

the mr. pibb question needs answering

― strng hlkngtn, Monday, 2 May 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

I wanna pop-op-op-op-op...

I wanna ... SHHHHHHHHHASTA!

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 2 May 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)

Dude, Marty McFly drank tab. AND Pepsi Free.

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Monday, 2 May 2005 02:11 (twenty years ago)

what about CHEK, it's like 50c for 2 litres! i think they only have it in florida or some other crappy state. at publix or winn dixie or something.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 2 May 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

i could be wrong about this, but didnt they cease production of tab a looooong time ago?

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 2 May 2005 02:15 (twenty years ago)

Tab: Classic or Dud?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 2 May 2005 02:27 (twenty years ago)

Dude, Marty McFly drank tab. AND Pepsi Free.

-- Stupornaut (natepatri...), May 2nd, 2005.

Hey, nothing's free pal!

― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 2 May 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)

to people really get buttsweat from masturbating?

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 2 May 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

if they've been sitting down for long enough

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 2 May 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

there's a can of tab in my apartment from the previous tenant! unopened! i put in a movie. a nazi is holding it while interrogating a resistance leader.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 2 May 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

that original tab bottle is pretty gorgeous!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 2 May 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

i keep thinking the thread title contains the phrase "mandatory buttsweat"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 2 May 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

Tab is still an actively produced (if not widely distributed) coca-cola brand.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 2 May 2005 03:18 (twenty years ago)

really?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 2 May 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

according to their website, yes. isee it around every now and then/

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 2 May 2005 03:21 (twenty years ago)

Doesn't it make sense to be refreshed with sensible, modern Tab?

― Amon (eman), Monday, 2 May 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

A couple in my building apparently drinks only Tab -- when they leave their door open while bringing in groceries you can see a stash in their hall of four or six six-packs of the stuff.

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 2 May 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

Still in those red cans, too. I'll buy a six-pack whenever I'm homesick for the Ford years.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 2 May 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

You can't find this shit anywhere in Iowa, but it was in the supermarket in Louisiana. I think the love is regional.

― mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 2 May 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

kudos to roxy on the search

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 2 May 2005 04:29 (twenty years ago)

I did "roxymuzak" and "great mixer."

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 2 May 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

There is a dude in the Milwaukee punk rock scene named Tab Man, for exactly the reasons you would think. Apparently you have to special order it.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 2 May 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

five years pass...

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― buzza, Saturday, 7 August 2010 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

That picture reminds me of a time I went to a two-Michelin-star restaurant in Paris, and the table next to us ordered a Coke, and they brought it on a tray like that with a glass stopper for the bottle.

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 7 August 2010 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

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