so my ex-girlfriend said she wants a threesome...

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So my ex J the other night mentioned "you know, you and I and B should have a threesome." I said "sounds great!" she said "no i'm serious." as I was dropping her off later that night: "I'm serious about the threesome!"

I dumped J years ago - shit, over four years ago, I think. We last hooked up a couple years ago. We're great friends. I have never stopped wanting to have sex with her.

B is this other cute girl. I've never hooked up with her, J has.

Anyway, yeah ... she has a boyfriend! She was disenchanted with him that night, but I believe she's on better terms with him now.

I'm thinking next time I see her I'll just bring it up: "so are you and B and I ever going to have that threesome?"

But ... ack. The conversation was two weeks ago. I'm afraid my window may have closed. Ack.

oh, no one, really, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 02:59 (twenty years ago)

Then they began kissing my nipples, and running their tongues across my belly and into my belly button. Their tongues met on the tip of my penis as they were kissing the shaft on each side at the same time. (Two tongues on my cock at the same time, and then an alternate seesaw
battle taking turns sucking and engulfing it) And always not being able to more than guess where their hands were.

Sally climbed on top and I guided Jan to sit down behind her. Jan
reached around and held Sally's breast with one hand and her pussy with the other while she pressed her breasts against Sally's back. She had me deep inside her and I could feel Jan's finger occasionally drop down and squeeze the base of my hard cock. Sally was coming already, and we squealed with her. She had never had anything like this happen to her before, and I found out later how many times we would repeat the same wonderful "trip".

slightly more subdued (kenan), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

(That telltale gap between "seesaw" and "battle" along with the one between "Jan" and "reached" shows that all you did was cut and paste that, kenan.

It's like seeing a boom mic in a video. How am I supposed to concentrate?)

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

I would never claim I did anything other than cut and paste that.

slightly more subdued (kenan), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

i though they were pauses for *gasp*

mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 04:47 (twenty years ago)

an alternate seesaw battle

http://img103.echo.cx/img103/550/wow36ti.th.jpg

kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

Joey and Yugi sat in Yugi's house playing Duel Monsters. Joey was nervous, and Yugi was afraid Joey was nervous, and the whole game stunk because of it. Finally, they cracked.

“Um, Joey! Y'know--”

“Hey, Yugi! I--”

They both silenced awkwardly. Then, Joey scooted over to his friend and hugged him close. “I'm sorry. I don't hate you, if that's what you think.” Yugi blushed, trying to compose himself.

“I didn't think... Well, I, maybe I--”

“S'okay, Yuge. I'm sorry.”

Yugi turned around and smiled at his friend. He was so glad Joey didn't think differently of him. But the longer he stayed over, the more Yugi began to feel differently about him. After the games got tiring, Joey collapsed on Yugi's bed, and they chatted for a while. But Yugi kept stealing glances at Joey's face, not able to ignore the growing desire boiling up inside of him. He thought of all the things that made Joey so attractive. The way his long hair hung over his deep brown eyes, his expressions, his voice... Finally, Yugi couldn't take it anymore. He jumped up, wrapped his arms around his friend, and kissed him. Joey choked, his eyes wide in shock. Yugi finally let go, and the two stared at each other, breathing heavily.

“Wh...Why, Yugi?”

Yugi looked away quickly, blushing crimson. “...Because.”

“Because?” “Because I love you.”

Joey's jaw dropped, and he began to shake. “You. You... Love me?!”

Yugi nodded miserably. Now I've done it, he thought. I did something royally stupid and now Joey hates me. But Joey, instead of yelling or running, grabbed Yugi around his waist, and kissed him back. Yugi was surprised, but happy beyond words. He closed his eyes and sank into Joey's embrace, and soon their tongues were touching. Yugi moaned around the kiss, tasting his friend's mouth and clutched Joey's shirt, as the bigger boy slowly pushed him down.

Now Joey was on top of Yugi, kissing him passionately on the small boy's bed. Yugi's hands wandered around, feeling Joey's broad shoulders and down to his butt. It was Joey's turn to moan, and he reached down to unbuckle Yugi's belt. Yugi helped him, and in the next minute they pulled and tugged their clothes off impatiently, the lust growing, and the kisses getting wilder. When they were both naked, Joey looked down and gasped. Yugi was... Not to scale. Snicker. He got harder and harder, kissing his little friend and feeling Yugi's body all over. Yugi reached down to do the same, touching Joey's erection carefully.

“Is this okay?” He whispered.

“Yeah...” Joey moaned, as Yugi played his fingertips on the slit. Yugi moved down, only having to move a little to take Joey's penis in his mouth. (being short has it's good side.) Joey lost himself, and pulled at Yugi's spiked hair as the small boy sucked him. Yugi fondled Joey's silky blonde balls as did, making his friend shudder in ecstasy.

“Yeah... Yugi... Yes...”

“Mmn...Joweh...” (his mouth's full. Snicker.)

Joey came in a sudden, jolting orgasm, filling Yugi's mouth with his seed. Yugi swallowed with satisfied, slurping noises. Then he pulled himself up and kissed his new lover again. Joey smiled at the new taste, and eagerly kissed Yugi back. He stroked Yugi's hair, as if apologizing for pulling it, and whispered into his ear.

“I'm sorry. I came, but you need--”

“It's okay.” Yugi rolled off Joey and laid stomach-down, then looked over at him. Joey realized what he wanted, and mounted his little lover. As he waited to get hard again, he caressed Yugi's shoulders with his rough hands, moaning quietly. Yugi responded, reaching behind him and taking Joey's hands. Joey pushed into Yugi's ass, carefully and slowly. Nevertheless, it hurt, and Yugi wasn't prepared.

“Owww...it hurrrts....”

“I'm sorry...I'm sorry...”

“Ouch...ah...Joey...”

“I'll stop if you want...”

Yugi looked behind him with a soft smile. “Don't stop, I can handle it...” Joey continued pushing, and when he was all the way inside, he moaned to his Yugi.

“I'm in...”

“Oh...yes...”

“God, Yugi...it feels so damn good...”

“Oh, Joey...please, hurry...”

Joey began to make love to Yugi, fast and hard. Yugi moaned and cried out in pleasure, calling out his lover's name, as Joey rode him.

“Ah!! Joey!! More!!”

“Yugiiii...Oh...Unggh!! It's so good, Yugi...”

“Joey!! Harder!! Joey, I need it so bad...”

Joey moved into him harder, panting and moaning to him, and Yugi came at last. He erupted violently, spurting onto the bedsheets underneath him. Joey came again a moment later, and both of the boys collapsed in exhaustion. They laid beside each other, breathing each other's breath, looking into each other's eyes; Joey's deep brown ones, and Yugi's big violet ones. They smiled at one another, and fell asleep.

The next day, Joey and Yugi walked to school together. When Te'a commented that their clothes looked a little stretched, they just laughed. They laughed and laughed, looking forward to more love between the two.

webber (webber), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 05:05 (twenty years ago)

(I wish that was more appropriate, but yugioh threesome slash is really hard to find)

webber (webber), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 05:06 (twenty years ago)

Why is it so hard for logged-out question-askers to think up cool names for their scandalous personas?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 08:25 (twenty years ago)

is tracer your real name tracer? i've often wondered.

mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 08:27 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2008/06/17/images/woodyallen_lg.jpg

and what, Sunday, 22 June 2008 19:48 (seventeen years ago)

I've always thought a threesome would be much less fun than it sounds. HUGE potential for awkwardness and weirdness.

chap, Sunday, 22 June 2008 19:51 (seventeen years ago)

Life is the ultimate work of art.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 22 June 2008 19:52 (seventeen years ago)

(xpost) try it with two women next time...

snoball, Sunday, 22 June 2008 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

is that the woody allen movie? wasn't 'threesome comedy' exhausted in the mid-90's?

akm, Sunday, 22 June 2008 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

sexxy

jhøshea, Sunday, 22 June 2008 20:47 (seventeen years ago)

ethan wants to tell us something

J0hn D., Sunday, 22 June 2008 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

PG-13?!

Hurting 2, Sunday, 22 June 2008 21:46 (seventeen years ago)

In adult entertainment, maybe that means "Persons' Genetalia: less than 13" (13 and above being the official cutoff point for a gang bang classification and higher tax level.)

StanM, Sunday, 22 June 2008 22:01 (seventeen years ago)

ethan wants to tell us something

-- J0hn D., Sunday, June 22, 2008 4:42 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

saw a really good star trek woody allen film

deej, Sunday, 22 June 2008 22:02 (seventeen years ago)

dipset woody allen film

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 22 June 2008 22:11 (seventeen years ago)

deej that was vicious

J0hn D., Sunday, 22 June 2008 22:12 (seventeen years ago)

dudes name is barcelona?

jhøshea, Sunday, 22 June 2008 22:20 (seventeen years ago)

It's like Poetic Justice where chick's name is Justice

Hurting 2, Sunday, 22 June 2008 22:25 (seventeen years ago)

http://dcist.com/attachments/dcist_nicole/cathy2.jpg

sleep, Monday, 23 June 2008 06:47 (seventeen years ago)

Bukathy

Mark C, Monday, 23 June 2008 10:32 (seventeen years ago)

seventeen years pass...

There's currently one going on on the other side of my living room wall (renter next door), and then enviable part isn't so much the action as that the action is punctuated by a ton of conversation and laughter, as it should be, the way that there's a kind of conversation that only happens in groups (as far as really cracking up laughing) that doesn't happen between two people.

the way out of (Eazy), Monday, 13 October 2025 04:43 (two months ago)

*the enviable part

the way out of (Eazy), Monday, 13 October 2025 04:44 (two months ago)


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