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― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

I SAY I SAY I SAY I'VE LOPSIDED TITTAYS WOT WOT

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

OI! 'OO SHOVED KIT KATS IN ME CONES

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)

this thread has failed.

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 04:30 (twenty years ago)

"And one for George"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 08:12 (twenty years ago)

—Private Eye

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 08:14 (twenty years ago)

Hungry for a third

—Economist

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 08:14 (twenty years ago)

Tony Blair, UK Prime Minister

—New York Times

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 08:15 (twenty years ago)

Right... look... (*extra long pause*)... I had a decision to make, you may or may not agree with that decision, in respect of the buying of two 99s instead of two cornettos, but at least respect that I made that choice (*emphatic stab of finger*) sincerely, based on the intelligence that was available to me at the time... look... (*long pause*)... we've had four enquiries at least into my decision to buy the 99s and, in respect of that and notwithstanding the party of the fourth part, it's time to move on... I am not going to apologise for the buying of the 99s, I think I made the right choice and I believe history and the British people will judge that I made the right choice... would you rather Saddam Hussein was still IN (*emphatic stab of finger*) POWER and still depriving his people of any sort of ice cream - be they cones, wafers, oysters, what have you................

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 08:40 (twenty years ago)

"I met my target!"

― Daily Mail (tracerhand), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 08:49 (twenty years ago)

"I asked them to
sex it up a bit"

― (tracerhand), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 08:55 (twenty years ago)

"Gordon, have you got 10p on you... Gordon... Gordon? Oh alright, ignore me then..."

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 09:00 (twenty years ago)

"A vote for Soleroes will allow Magnums Intense to enter the ice cream van via the back door"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 09:52 (twenty years ago)

I SAY I SAY I SAY I'VE LOPSIDED TITTAYS WOT WOT
-- j blount (jamesbloun...), May 3rd, 2005. (later)

a North Korean would probably have a more open view of the world around them.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 10:37 (twenty years ago)

"Oy who wants a bite of Donald Ducks asshole. I got two!"

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 11:08 (twenty years ago)

how about the daughters of world leaders?

http://hosted.ap.org/photos/R/RFK10705010238-big.jpg

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

"Look! Your plastic duck-call works! Here they come!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

"Oh my God it's dad! He's PRESIDENT!!!!"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

"God you're right, Rumsfeld is hung like a prairie dog!"

― Failin Huxley (noodle vague), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

"BRA ON, GRANDMA!!!!"

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

"is that tatum o'neal?"

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

sorry if i disrespect tony blair ronan, didn't mean to offend you. you do realize you're not legally obliged to suck up to the brits anymore though right? even the brits that suck up to yanks (aka the powerful brits)?

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

blount I'd say it's roughly equal to going "Hyuk I'm George Bush and I like hamburgers and Coca-Cola, hyuk!!"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

o man he totally does doesn't he!

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

did you catch lauren bush's desperate housewives routine? dubya said he's gonna start calling her 'lauren leno bush'. a modern day hamburger eating coca-cola drinking john and abigail adams right there.

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

I'm far too sophisticated and cosmopolitan to even understand your references, blount. My first thought was that Laura has been doing it with Jay Leno.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

wait, which one? laura or lauren?

laura is the first lady, Lauren is the barely legal/still underage one.

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

...is that Jessia Simpson?

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

they all burgers to me

― cockroach (papa la bas), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

o come on tracer you've heard of john adams.

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

Lauren is the Tommy model, and a cousin of some sort.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

which one's the cokehead? besides dubya and the one who talks like demi moore.

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

that would be his OTHER niece. the jeb kid, who snuck crack rock into rehab, and the one who you don't hear about much anymore...

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

which one plays for usc?

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

dunno. haven't heard that one.

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

six months pass...

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http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/4277/560595162dj8un.jpg

― kingfish orange creamsicle (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 3 November 2005 06:24 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

― gear (gear), Thursday, 3 November 2005 06:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mats2go.com/images/Large/04-H2-4.jpg

sorry, couldn're resist

― Jena (JenaP), Thursday, 3 November 2005 06:44 (twenty years ago)

arghhh, you know what i meant, in reference to that first one

― Jena (JenaP), Thursday, 3 November 2005 06:45 (twenty years ago)

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/nm/20051103/2005_11_02t175508_401x450_us_bush_royals.jpg?x=307&y=345&sig=wlN4yUxVL.48nq5b1NwGDg--

― kingfish orange creamsicle (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 3 November 2005 06:48 (twenty years ago)

did anybody ever even SEE "Magic"?

― kingfish orange creamsicle (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 3 November 2005 06:50 (twenty years ago)

eight months pass...

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c186/simonquilty/AmericanIdolators.jpg

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 29 July 2006 00:25 (nineteen years ago)

The Alfred E. Neuman thing is uncanny in that picture.

― Whitman Mayonnaise (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 29 July 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

did mandisa get a nose job???

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Saturday, 29 July 2006 00:46 (nineteen years ago)

"Surprise! Someone saw American Dreamz and thought it was a how-to video."

― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Saturday, 29 July 2006 11:11 (nineteen years ago)

I SAY I SAY I SAY I'VE LOPSIDED TITTAYS WOT WOT

What was this picture? Shurely not

http://z.about.com/d/fashion/1/5/8/M/1/salmahayek.jpg

― caek (caek), Saturday, 29 July 2006 11:51 (nineteen years ago)

it was tony blair holding two suggestive-looking ice-cream cones

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Saturday, 29 July 2006 12:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.thetimes.co.uk/TGD/picture/0,,196658,00.jpg

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Saturday, 29 July 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41506000/jpg/_41506136_chichen3203b.jpg

― unnamedroffler (xave), Saturday, 29 July 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

eight months pass...

http://wonkette.com/assets/resources/2007/04/cd-thumb.jpg

― kingfish, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

QUAIL

― nabisco, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

"make no mistake, we are committed to determining who stole Mr. Cheney's pants and ran them up the flagpole"

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

I couldn't resist a little photoshop fun
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dysign/ilx/beter.jpg

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 5 April 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://cache.wonkette.com/assets/resources/2007/05/queencheney.jpg

*grump*grump*grump*

― kingfish, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 08:06 (eighteen years ago)

HRH: "One sure hopes that one's hat is colourful and un-quail-like enough for when we go hunting later on."

― StanM, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 08:47 (eighteen years ago)

Dick: "I wonder how it would feel like to shoot a corgy"

― StanM, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 08:48 (eighteen years ago)

(duh. he doesn't even know how to spell corgi! shame on you, Cheney!)

― StanM, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 08:54 (eighteen years ago)

What's Dom DeLuise doing there in the background? (between Dick & ER²) Candid camera?

― StanM, Thursday, 10 May 2007 08:37 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/0/8/5/6/14306580-14306582-large.jpg

― kingfish, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 05:56 (eighteen years ago)

Note that the man on the left is but four months younger than the man on the right.

― kingfish, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 05:57 (eighteen years ago)

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― kingfish, Friday, 29 June 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

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