616 -- The Number of the Beast?

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latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Thursday, 5 May 2005 06:54 (twenty years ago)

Isn't that the area code of the beast?

nickn (nickn), Thursday, 5 May 2005 07:05 (twenty years ago)

Revelation! 666 is not the number of the beast (it's a devilish 616)

A newly discovered fragment of the oldest surviving copy of the New Testament indicates that, as far as the Antichrist goes, theologians, scholars, heavy metal groups, and television evangelists have got the wrong number. Instead of 666, it's actually the far less ominous 616.

The new fragment from the Book of Revelation, written in ancient Greek and dating from the late third century, is part of a hoard of previously unintelligible manuscripts discovered in historic dumps outside Oxyrhynchus in Egypt. Now a team of expert classicists, using new photographic techniques, are finally deciphering the original writing.

Professor David Parker, Professor of New Testament Textual Criticism and Paleography at the University of Birmingham, thinks that 616, although less memorable than 666, is the original. He said: "This is an example of gematria, where numbers are based on the numerical values of letters in people's names. Early Christians would use numbers to hide the identity of people who they were attacking: 616 refers to the Emperor Caligula."

The Book of Revelation is traditionally considered to be written by John, a disciple of Jesus; it identifies 666 as the mark of the Antichrist. In America, the fundamentalist Christian right often use the number in sermons about the coming Apocalypse.

They and satanists responded coolly to the new "Revelation". Peter Gilmore, High Priest of the Church of Satan, based in New York, said: "By using 666 we're using something that the Christians fear. Mind you, if they do switch to 616 being the number of the beast then we'll start using that."


latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Thursday, 5 May 2005 07:31 (twenty years ago)

Paging Marvel Earth...

carson dial (carson dial), Thursday, 5 May 2005 07:34 (twenty years ago)

It's either going to add up to 7 or 9 any way, but I don't think this sounds too conclusive, and it's still the number of Crowley & "The Beast" as far as I'm concerned.

Also, 'coz 18 is generally one of the most negative numbers in numerous traditions, including the Tarot, where it's symbolized by the most malefic representation of the Moon in occult semiotics. Adding up to 18 = no good, and as it reduces down to the 9 of Mars in its most destructive aspect, 666 is more capable of destructive energy than a 7-# ever could. Even though 7 is ruled by Ketu / the Southern Node in the eastern hemisphere instead of gentle Neptune, it's still largely benign. Even when it is negative in some of its permutations; such as 43 (indicating handicapped individuals, or those with many obstacles so as to feel "handicapped,"), and the tumultuous, turbulent 52.

If you're looking for a rotten number symbolizing war and revolution, but with things not going the way as planned, 52 would be your number,

Regardless of all that, Seven is pretty irrefutably still the number of the Divine: the 7 churches, chakras, candles etc. Nine is the Opposition, but paradoxically also the number of Electricity which = Life down here. The necessary Duality to keep the world spinning / maintain the illusion, that whole thing.

Vikramadithya IX, Thursday, 5 May 2005 07:47 (twenty years ago)

Yeh but get this 6 + 1 + 6 = 13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 5 May 2005 07:57 (twenty years ago)

6+1+6=13!

x-post

latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Thursday, 5 May 2005 08:01 (twenty years ago)

And 1+3=4

As in the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 5 May 2005 08:04 (twenty years ago)

or 4 as in Jung's favorite number, which he believed symbolized wholeness.

latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Thursday, 5 May 2005 08:05 (twenty years ago)

A triangle is the strongest shape though....

A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Thursday, 5 May 2005 08:08 (twenty years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/reptoid_27/BlackTriangleUFO.jpg

latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Thursday, 5 May 2005 08:15 (twenty years ago)

there are also four ninja turtles.

latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Thursday, 5 May 2005 08:19 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah! but everything i said applies to 4 too.

i was going to ask something like "how many people nowadays literally believe in a real physical being of Satan / 'The Devil' anymore in the first place ?" ...but then.. remembered that are teaching all kinds of things in Southern Baptist churches, right ?


but at least people aren't prejudiced against goats any longer.

Vikramadithya IX, Thursday, 5 May 2005 08:47 (twenty years ago)

it helps to do basic arithmetic at 2 AM if you want to be a numerologist

Vikramadithya IX, Thursday, 5 May 2005 08:48 (twenty years ago)

"Instead of 666, it's actually the far less ominous 616."

I love this description, as though the number was inherently less ominous.

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 5 May 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)

LOOK OUT WESTERN MICHIGAN

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 May 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

is nothing sacred?

strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 5 May 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

So that's what the White Stripes' new album title was about. (And the old one was about the saintly east.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 May 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

repetition does tend to make things more ominous. for starters, if i just type "2", its totally non-threatening. type it twice, its just 22. "Oh, that's how old I am!" type it three times and its "thats odd, what are those twos doing there?" With 4 twos it's "hey, im gettng nervous..." 5 twos: "fuck, man im calling the cops".

with 6 twos:

http://dancingokra.com/Earlywork/Art/Armageddon.jpg

after that it's apocalyptic gravy.

latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Thursday, 5 May 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

GRAND RAPIDS YOU ARE MARKED

http://www.nanpa.com/area_code_maps/usmaps/mi.gif HEIGHT=250 WIDTH=250>

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 May 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

oops

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 May 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

the devil fucked up my img src tag!!!

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 May 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

This is going to make all of those dudes with 666 tatoos sad. :-(

Zebra, Alpha Go! (cprek), Thursday, 5 May 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

a good craftsman doesn't blame his dark overlord, jaymc.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 5 May 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

Oh this is some sweet, sweet irony for Grand Rapids and Holland, MI in the land of christian office furniture.

Dennis, Thursday, 5 May 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

The eastern Ky evangelical churchs with NPA 666-XXXX telephone numbers will be overjoyed.

Zebra, Alpha Go! (cprek), Thursday, 5 May 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

Grand Rapids is also home to Amway!
I knew they were evil and now we have proof.

Dennis, Thursday, 5 May 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

people whose birthdays are on June 16th now have a theme for their birthday parties!!

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 5 May 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

Mind you, if they do switch to 616 being the number of the beast then we'll start using that."

my day: permanently made

Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Thursday, 5 May 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

six one six, the number of the beast
six one six, the one for you and me

It won't work.

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 May 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)

wait, isn't june 16 bloomsday?

thousands of james joyce scholars are now feverishly preparing papers.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 5 May 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

How does this work?

I was taught in Catholic School that since 7 represents the divine, 6 represents man/humanity, which is just short of divine. And 666 represents Evil because anytime you get 3 men together, someone's getting a wedgie.

Huk-L, Thursday, 5 May 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

Wait, I thought man was 5 and the devil is 6! Goddamn indie-rockers.

J (Jay), Thursday, 5 May 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

The devil is/was 666, which (i was taught) represents humanity trying to be God (like a trinity).

Huk-L, Thursday, 5 May 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)


Jay OTM. Give that man a gold star!

you're on the list! (dymaxia), Thursday, 5 May 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

It's been known for a while that 616 is on some manuscripts, but the majority have 666. Not sure what they mean though.

A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 5 May 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

313 Detroit: It's a half-Satan.

moley, Thursday, 5 May 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

616 isnt june 16 where I come from, its ... well, nothing.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 5 May 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

How does this work?

I was taught in Catholic School that since 7 represents the divine, 6 represents man/humanity, which is just short of divine. And 666 represents Evil because anytime you get 3 men together, someone's getting a wedgie.

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), May 5th, 2005.

Wait, I thought man was 5 and the devil is 6! Goddamn indie-rockers.

-- J (McChum...), May 5th, 2005.

yes but 5+5+5=15.

1+5=(DRUMROLL)...6!

latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Thursday, 5 May 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/07/04/39/image_1339047.jpg

latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Thursday, 5 May 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

How does The One 6, One 1, Then An Additional 6 Mafia sound?

The Father of Honky-Crunk (Matt Chesnut), Thursday, 5 May 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

I just wanted to point out that this is old news among occultists:

http://www.ordotempliorientalis.com/files/english/liberzionenglish.htm

"18. The Gods have died by their slavery. Take the trumpet and exclaim: death to the cults of slaves, because Zión has arrived! Zión, Zión, Zión, Zión, Zión, Zión, until the infinite. The key is Zión and its numbers the 616 and the 666. "

Unfortunate Prankster (Unfortunate Prankster), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)


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