"the biggest no-brainer in the history of earth!"

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There is this radio advertisement where this dude tries to get us to refinance our homes with no closing costs, and he ends his little spiel with "the biggest no-brainer in the history of earth!"

It always PISSES ME OFF, A LOT. Why such an obvious, stupid hyperbole? WHERE IS THE BACKING EVIDENCE?

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Thursday, 5 May 2005 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

LOOK JUST REFINANCE YOUR HOMES ALREADY why do you have to be difficult?

― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 5 May 2005 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

How does he make money with no closing costs? This is the biggest mystery in the history of earth.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 5 May 2005 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Volume.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 5 May 2005 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"No, closing costs."

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 5 May 2005 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

He also says something like “listen, you’re going to pay plenty of interest over the life of the loan – we are going to make plenty of money, no need to pay extra in closing costs!”

HE SOUNDS LIKE A SCOUNDREL TO ME.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Thursday, 5 May 2005 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

A SCOUNDREL LIKE A FOX

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 5 May 2005 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

This commercial is the worst commercial ever recorded by anyone in the history of all broadcasting and advertising.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 5 May 2005 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread contains the most astronomical level of hyperbole that ever has been or shall be shoveled as long as any species in the universe maintains the capacity for communication.

― brianiac (briania), Thursday, 5 May 2005 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://imdb.com/title/tt0091852/

― diedre mousedropping (Dave225), Thursday, 5 May 2005 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess I had better link to the lamest Onion article ever before everyone on here tries to come to my workplace and kill me.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

what i found funny is that this dude said 'the history of earth' - not the history of mankind, even!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Fishes growing feet took more brains than this!

― Huk-L, Thursday, 5 May 2005 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

"No-brainer" as a phrase bugs the living shit out of me.

― andy --, Thursday, 5 May 2005 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I've already expressed my displeasure with "Failure is NOT an option." It's always an option, damn it.

― andy --, Thursday, 5 May 2005 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

you are an underachiever

― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

nineteen years pass...

this was the beginning of the mortgage crisis, this fucker right here

― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 7 October 2024 23:47 (one year ago)

These commercials were still running as recently as like a year ago

― brimstead, Tuesday, 8 October 2024 07:33 (one year ago)

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