Scratching C or D?

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Yesterday, I saw a guy standing between the open doors at the back of his van, scratching the balls off himself. He obviously thought no one could see him and he was caught up in what looked like an orgasmic moment as he went for it. His eyes were closed and his mouth hung open. It only lasted for about 10 seconds but it was pretty funny.

Then last night in bed, I had a mad itch under my left boob. I was struck by how almost pleasurable it felt to scratch. The red marks on my skin that I noticed in the shower this morning might mean I got a bit heavy-handed though.

Scrathing an itch that won't go away - dud.
Scrathing your itchy back off a doorframe - classic.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Friday, 6 May 2005 07:14 (twenty-one years ago)

what is this 'scrathing' that I speak of?

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Friday, 6 May 2005 07:15 (twenty-one years ago)

all this scratching is making me itch

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 6 May 2005 07:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Chicken pox - dud

― Rumpy Pumpkin, Friday, 6 May 2005 07:21 (twenty-one years ago)

that second paragraph couldn't have started with a better sentence

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 6 May 2005 07:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Then last night in bed, I had a mad midget under my left boob.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Friday, 6 May 2005 07:25 (twenty-one years ago)

all this scratching is making me itch

OTM. I now have a mad midget itch on my back, my left thigh, and underneath my right armpit.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 6 May 2005 07:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to have a flatmate who caught scabies and instead of going to the pharmacist he would sit in the flat scratching himself with a specially-whittled scratching stick.

― beanz (beanz), Friday, 6 May 2005 09:30 (twenty-one years ago)

scratching is nice. when done by others.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 6 May 2005 09:39 (twenty-one years ago)

or indeed when it's made of pork

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 6 May 2005 09:39 (twenty-one years ago)

What about scratching with a pork scratching? Medicinal or salty dread?

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Friday, 6 May 2005 09:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i wish i had an itch under my boob. cos that would mean i have boobs.

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 6 May 2005 09:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn, I broke my turntables out for nothing.

― Ian Riese-Moraine does not need to compromise his principles! (Eastern Mantra), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

classic of course.
i'm thinking about growing a huge coke nail just to scratch inside my ear.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

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