Air Hostess, I like the way you dress!

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I saw this guy on the the 20th Century Roadshow last night and was filled with desire! (though not for the collector himself, I hasten to add)

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 6 May 2005 08:54 (twenty years ago)

Cor, Continental! http://www.uniformfreak.com/uniforms/co/co60.jpg

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 6 May 2005 08:56 (twenty years ago)

Adorable American! http://www.uniformfreak.com/uniforms/aa/aa91.jpg

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 6 May 2005 08:58 (twenty years ago)

http://www.uniformfreak.com/uniforms/united68/ua681.jpg

― zappi (joni), Friday, 6 May 2005 09:03 (twenty years ago)

Poor old Iranair Hostesses

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 6 May 2005 09:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.uniformfreak.com/uniforms/iranair/iran6.jpg

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 6 May 2005 09:06 (twenty years ago)

Welcome to my website! Welcome to my world of stewardess uniforms.This website is about me and my stewardess uniform collection.

"fetish".

But there's no shame in a feish, I suppose.

The Continental one is the best, definitely. But do you have to stand with your butt stuck out to wear it??

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Friday, 6 May 2005 10:26 (twenty years ago)

"Flaunting ass" is part of the uniform. (see also: perky nose.)

― diedre mousedropping (Dave225), Friday, 6 May 2005 10:33 (twenty years ago)

Oooh flyniki.com

http://flyniki.com/images/change/niki_img_00.jpg

― beanz (beanz), Friday, 6 May 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)

http://www.uniformfreak.com/uniforms/rbrunei/brunei9.jpg
Royal Brunei!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 6 May 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

You can just tell EasyJet is the cheap end of the market, can't you?

http://www.uniformfreak.com/uniforms/easyjet/easyjas.jpg

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

Did I miss the movie the title of this thread is a quote from?

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)

His girlfriend doesn't seem too pleased about dressing up all the time...

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)

She's recovering from a heavy night out with the girls..

http://www.uniformfreak.com/plaatjes/index.gif

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

Hey baby, how about a little Aer Lingus?!
http://www.uniformfreak.com/uniforms/ae/ae62.jpg

― diedre mousedropping and a quarter (Dave225), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

Hem Hem, for the benefit of Ken L...

Walking through the terminal
I saw something beautiful
You left, for your duty call
Next I'm getting on the plane
That's when I see you again
I can't get you off my brain

(Let's go)
That uniform you're wearing
So hot I can't stop staring
You're putting on an awesome show
The cabin pressure's rising
My coke has got no ice in there

Air hostess
I like the way you dress
You know I hate to fly
But I feel much better
I can fly in my mind
And you will look better
I messed my pants
When we flew over France
Will I see you soon
In my hotel room
For a holiday romance?
Air hostess

Throwing peanuts down the aisle
Stupid but it made you smile
You came over for a while
Then you whispered in my ear
The words that I longed to hear
"I want you to feel me here"

You can't because you're working
The paparazzo's lurking
You didn't know I'm in a band
In England people know me
One photo's worth a hundred grand

Na, na na-na
Na, na na-na
Na, na na-na
Na, na na-na
Na, na na-na
Na, na na-na
Na, na na-na

That uniform you're wearing
So hot I can't stop staring
You're putting on an awesome show
The plane has almost landed
So tell me where I'm standing now

Cos' you're my air hostess
I love the way you dress
Air hostess
My air hostess
I love the way you dress
Air hostess

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure all of those lyrics are quite right. Is it really "feel me here"?

Anyway, Mohawk's nice, but it's a shame she doesn't have the appropriate haircut.
http://www.uniformfreak.com/uniforms/mohawk/mohawk61.jpg

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

Do you think Busted flew Easyjet in their early days? Depends whether you find orange erotic, I guess.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

*orgasam*

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

She has changed her haircut here.

http://www.uniformfreak.com/uniforms/hollandexel/hollandex2.jpg

You almost wonder whether its her or not. She's a veritable chameleon.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

Orange can be very exotic, but possibly not in anorak format.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

Sometimes, late at night when he's feeling lonely, the owner of all these lovely outfits tries them on in front of an enormous mirror, matching the style and period of the clothes from his collection of ladies' wigs. He keeps them very very clean though.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

(Trying to think of further ways to utilize the Madchen lyrics-posting trend of today.)

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

There can be no doubting that this is the case.

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

You almost wonder whether its her or not. She's a veritable chameleon.

-- hobart paving (elvistear...) (webmail), May 6th, 2005 3:47 PM. (link)

Naah, that's her sister. I remember her.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

Read one "Daisy Dolls" by Felisberto Hernández.

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

www.realdoll.com

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

My mom has all her old Braniff gear (silk Pucci in ivory with brown check). I like the primary colored stuff on this thread a bit more though.

― Aaron A., Friday, 6 May 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

This truly is the hottest thread ever.

― Aaron A., Friday, 6 May 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

Madchen, the Mowhawk uniform you picked is the dull one ...

http://www.uniformfreak.com/uniforms/mohawk/mohawk1.jpg

― diedre mousedropping and a quarter (Dave225), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

That's cute!

But WTF is up with the Canair

― it's mashed potato time! (dymaxia), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

this is so much fun!!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

I was never a great fan of orange, I suppose.

Darling Delta! http://www.uniformfreak.com/uniforms/delta/delta80.jpg

― Madchen (Madchen), Saturday, 7 May 2005 11:49 (twenty years ago)

Wow, I totally passed over Braniff. Aaron, your mum's uniform sounds amazing!

― Madchen (Madchen), Saturday, 7 May 2005 11:52 (twenty years ago)

do the british air stewardesses really still wear those hats?

― ronny longjohns (ronny longjohns), Saturday, 7 May 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

So much hotness. Is it possible for me to make an inanimate shop window dummy my girlfriend?

Not sure about this one, mind

http://www.uniformfreak.com/uniforms/mas/mas.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 7 May 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

SAS scandinavian

http://www.uniformfreak.com/uniforms/sas/sk8.jpg

― charltonlido (gareth), Saturday, 7 May 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

What about Iberia? I was always a fan of that look, especially the gloves.

― Ken L (Ken L), Saturday, 7 May 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

http://www.uniformfreak.com/uniforms/indian/indian.jpg

Whoa air india! Air hostesses with bare midriffs!

― Hey Glad Girls / Kate (papa november), Saturday, 7 May 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

JAT Yugoslav Airlines, Mr Bond? Really?

http://www.uniformfreak.com/uniforms/jat/jat.jpg

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 7 May 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

The shorthair Hollandexel girl! *Swoon*

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 7 May 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

Transavia!

http://www.uniformfreak.com/uniforms/transavia/hv18.jpg

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 7 May 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

this is just so extraordinarily fucked up

― g e o f f (gcannon), Saturday, 7 May 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.rhydin.org/uniform/airline/bmiflatt.jpg

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 19 May 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

they're so shiny!

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Friday, 19 May 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

the jpeg artefacts look like freckles.

― koogs (koogs), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, stewardess mannequins, how I've missed you and your silent beauty.

― dave's good arm (facsimile) (dave225.3), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

Not too sure what I think of Air Helen-Roper though:
http://www.uniformfreak.com/uniforms/co/co45.jpg

― dave's good arm (facsimile) (dave225.3), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.psa-history.org/oldtimer/2006/dedication/pics/psaplane074.jpg

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

They are all so skinny. They would not give my the frottage I am used to by todays' stewardesses

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Friday, 19 May 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

Easily the kinkiest thread on ILX

― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 19 May 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.theliquidimage.com/samplpages/retro/images/hostess.jpg

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 19 May 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://members.iinet.net.au/~spook2/images/airhostessann.jpg

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 19 May 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://members.iinet.net.au/~spook2/images/shirleyflightdesert.jpg

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 19 May 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.postcardpost.com/cw128.jpg

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 19 May 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.galerieursmeile.ch/boxalino/files/BXMediaOne447file.jpg

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 19 May 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://tencc.fan-site.net/10ccslv2/10manscf.jpg

― grimly fiendish, missing the point somewhat (grimlord), Friday, 19 May 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.popapez.com/resourcecenter/pezlist/listimages/Humans/stewardess.jpg

― dave's good arm (facsimile) (dave225.3), Saturday, 20 May 2006 03:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.galerieursmeile.ch/boxalino/files/BXMediaOne308file.jpg

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 20 May 2006 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://home.comcast.net/~flickhead/stewardess.jpg
wow!

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 20 May 2006 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/sindydolly/Faerie%20Glen%20Photos/faerie%20glen11.jpg

― Mädchen (Madchen), Saturday, 20 May 2006 08:30 (nineteen years ago)

seven years pass...

http://www.aviatablo.ru/sites/default/files/acs/IMG_7557---lliqrtphxh.jpg

― soref, Sunday, 9 February 2014 13:45 (twelve years ago)

http://www.britishairways.com/cms/global/assets/images/history_and_heritage/90s_fullsize/1990_present_31.jpg

― soref, Sunday, 9 February 2014 13:50 (twelve years ago)

http://indulgy.net/oC/i/BA/19efc37b99cdd56623d4e6d713ff1d49.jpg

― soref, Sunday, 9 February 2014 14:40 (twelve years ago)

is your shoes repaired & shined

― soref, Sunday, 9 February 2014 14:44 (twelve years ago)

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