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― teeny (teeny), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:53 (nineteen years ago) link

CONGRATS DUDERZ!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:54 (nineteen years ago) link

congrats!

― Huk-L, Friday, 6 May 2005 14:54 (nineteen years ago) link

IT WASN'T ME

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:54 (nineteen years ago) link

congratulations! wow, exciting!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Preggers to the MAX. Congratulations.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:55 (nineteen years ago) link

! Amazing! :-)

Jeez, first no marriage, then no kids -- never make promises you can't keep. ;-) Yay Teeny and incipient Teenier!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:55 (nineteen years ago) link

who did this dastardly deed?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Teeny squared, you (both) are awesome.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I suppose right now it's 'Teeniest' though.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:55 (nineteen years ago) link

YES! WELCOME TO TEH CLUB! CONGRATULATIONS!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:56 (nineteen years ago) link

That little baby icon up there seems to be smiling with extreme glee.

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:56 (nineteen years ago) link

oh boy, now we can start threads about cute baby clothes!

congrats teeny and mr. teeny!

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Wow. Congrats!

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:57 (nineteen years ago) link

who did this dastardly deed?
-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), May 6th, 2005 10:55 AM. (Amateur(ist)) (later)

http://www.citynetmedia.com/client/jayskids/photos/hawkinsnew.jpg

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:57 (nineteen years ago) link

L'ILX FAB (Fancy a "Bottle")

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:57 (nineteen years ago) link

!!!
http://schools.sd68.bc.ca/ruth/Classes/mrtaylor/class20022003/idioms/idioms2003/a%20bun%20in%20the%20oven.jpg

― Madchen (Madchen), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Congrats the Teenys!

― robster (robster), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Just in time for Mother's Day!

― Huk-L, Friday, 6 May 2005 15:01 (nineteen years ago) link

(This is gonna sound a bit out of sorts, but suddenly I'm reminded of our own Chris V and his long desire now for kiddom with his wife. I hope he has good news to announce soon. :-) )

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Congrats! STL is a great place to have kids, Teeny; there's lots of cool and free stuff to keep them entertained. And be thankful you don't have to go through the third trimester during a hot St. Louis summer (oy, my wife can tell you stories).

― mike a, Friday, 6 May 2005 15:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey cool, congratulations!

― Curious George (Bat Chain Puller) (Rock Hardy), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:10 (nineteen years ago) link

And so is ILX!

Yay!

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Rock and roll, sister!

This is great news. You're gonna be good at this.

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Congratulations! Was it planned?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:12 (nineteen years ago) link

(Not that it should've been, just curious...)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:12 (nineteen years ago) link

yay!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link

i would maybe recommend against google image searching 'knocked up'.

congrats teeny! i totally didn't read about this on another thread.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm gonna gain 25 pounds in the next six months in commisseration with Teeny. Also, because I am lazy.

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:14 (nineteen years ago) link

i've already put on 20 within the past year. if i gain any more, i'm gonna cry.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:15 (nineteen years ago) link

JAYMC IS PREGNANT OMG IT'S AN EPIDEMIC

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Congrats teeny!

YES! WELCOME TO TEH CLUB! CONGRATULATIONS!
-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...), May 6th, 2005 3:56 PM. (nickalicious) (later)

hang on a minute.. you're trying to say you got knocked up also??

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh wow, congratulations Teeny!

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Congrats! Make sure you don't ask ilx to name him/her.

― beanz (beanz), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Fantastic news! Huge congratulations to you and Mr Teeny!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Congrats! Make sure you don't ask ilx to name him/her.

I've always planned to call my kid "Phantom", but since it's unclear when, if ever, I'm gonna have one, you can take the name. It's a gift.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link

You should name it 'Lexi' if it's a girl. Geddit?

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

whoop whoop congratulations again

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Congratulations, I was trying to think of a way to re-compose magical birthing day and all day! Anyway, here's to the magical birthing day! wahoo.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Success!! That's great news, congrats.

― andy --, Friday, 6 May 2005 15:28 (nineteen years ago) link

yay!

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I was trying to think of a way to re-compose magical birthing day and all day!

"Celebrate! Today is the day ___________'s mom squirted him/her out of her vag."

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Congrats Teeny! And Mr. Teeny! So proud!

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

If it's a girl, you may want to refer to this thread:

women's names that make you think they must be sexy foxes

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:36 (nineteen years ago) link

ooh! congratulations!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I suggest Tina Teeny if a girl, Tony Teeny if a boy.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:49 (nineteen years ago) link

or tranny teeny if it's a ...

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Ned is always a good name for a boy. It has a certain something.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 6 May 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

The Age of Virtual Children fades ever further toward the far horizon. Congratulations.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Rad.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 6 May 2005 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link

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yeah it's rough

― steve goldberg variations (omar little), Friday, 30 January 2009 08:12 (sixteen years ago) link

just wasn't feeling this movie AT ALL

― steve goldberg variations (omar little), Friday, 30 January 2009 08:13 (sixteen years ago) link

why u

― estela, Friday, 30 January 2009 08:17 (sixteen years ago) link

LOL

― gr8080, Friday, 30 January 2009 08:18 (sixteen years ago) link

lolllllllllllllllll

― mad loli vamp bone (cankles), Friday, 30 January 2009 08:26 (sixteen years ago) link

¯\(°_o)/¯

― steve goldberg variations (omar little), Friday, 30 January 2009 08:30 (sixteen years ago) link

http://205.158.108.67/stuff/ROFL.jpg

― cupcakes off the shoulder of orion (latebloomer), Friday, 30 January 2009 08:30 (sixteen years ago) link

i like and never tire of the note of omar little's posts.

― estela, Friday, 30 January 2009 08:30 (sixteen years ago) link

best revive of 2009!

― tehresa, Friday, 30 January 2009 13:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Ha! I was all concerned for you for a second there.

― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 30 January 2009 13:28 (sixteen years ago) link

But before I opened thread I saw that Tehresa had posted last and was was OMG for a second there too!

― Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Friday, 30 January 2009 13:29 (sixteen years ago) link

omar little bundle of joy

― O Supermanchiros (blueski), Friday, 30 January 2009 13:29 (sixteen years ago) link

HAHAHA
xpost

― tehresa, Friday, 30 January 2009 13:35 (sixteen years ago) link

But before I opened thread I saw that Tehresa had posted last and was was OMG for a second there too!

The same happened to me right now!

― Tuomas, Friday, 30 January 2009 14:12 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm just gonna post after every other person's post now so it keeps happening.

immaculate conception is coming back in 09, u know.

― tehresa, Friday, 30 January 2009 14:13 (sixteen years ago) link

But do you really want to have sex with God? I've heard the guy is a creep.

― Tuomas, Friday, 30 January 2009 14:15 (sixteen years ago) link

three cheers

― max, Friday, 30 January 2009 14:31 (sixteen years ago) link

omar, come to my next He-Man Apatow Haters Club meeting

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 30 January 2009 14:38 (sixteen years ago) link

― tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini. (sunny successor), Friday, 30 January 2009 14:43 (sixteen years ago) link

# OMG KNOCKED UP! [Started by teeny (teeny) in May 2005, last updated Friday, January 30, 2009 8:43 AM by tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini. (sunny successor) on I Love Everything] 24 new answers

Don't do this to me, baby.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 30 January 2009 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link

"So how did you find out about your second one?"
"Well, I had just closed the tab on a thread about the Predator remake..."

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 30 January 2009 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link

lol!

― tehresa, Friday, 30 January 2009 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link

last time you found out in front of a shell gas station. keep yr eyes and ears peeled.

― tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini. (sunny successor), Friday, 30 January 2009 17:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Every fast food joint in Little Rock that he passes could be the site of something special.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 January 2009 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link

you just never know

― tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini. (sunny successor), Friday, 30 January 2009 17:27 (sixteen years ago) link

lolling here

― Safe Boating is No Accident (G00blar), Friday, 30 January 2009 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link

"Son, this Waffle House holds special memories, memories that it will take manhood to fully understand."

"Thanks Dad, can I order this smothered?"

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 January 2009 17:32 (sixteen years ago) link

# OMG KNOCKED UP! [Started by teeny (teeny) in May 2005, last updated 4 minutes ago by Ned Raggett]

OMG Ned! Congratulations!

― StanM, Friday, 30 January 2009 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link

posting on this thread is like looking at medusa

― Safe Boating is No Accident (G00blar), Friday, 30 January 2009 17:41 (sixteen years ago) link

o shit

― Safe Boating is No Accident (G00blar), Friday, 30 January 2009 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link

oh i see you guys thought that

― steve goldberg variations (omar little), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:00 (sixteen years ago) link

i was talking about...no, no, no

― steve goldberg variations (omar little), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:00 (sixteen years ago) link

see i was actually trying to explain

― steve goldberg variations (omar little), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:00 (sixteen years ago) link

doesnt matter. youre pregnant now.

― tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini. (sunny successor), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link

well my gf is pregnant

― steve goldberg variations (omar little), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c69/byronfrazier/yourenotthefather.gif???

― Sarah Jessica Parkour (Batty), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link

PREGNANT WITH LOVE for this movie xpost

― steve goldberg variations (omar little), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Your baby shower will be the social event of the season.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 January 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link

In these hard times.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 January 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Babby is a shower of blood! I keep making these babbies that are blood! You cannot hold them. They have short gestation period. They are a disappointment to my parents who don't want to see anymore photos of the dozens of baby I have made. This is weird.

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link

http://images.contentreserve.com/ImageType-100/1071-1/%7B882951DF-F543-4FFA-8274-B756B12A930C%7DImg100.jpg

― velko, Friday, 30 January 2009 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Why isn't that man Nick Cave?

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Unfortunate last name.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 January 2009 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah 'From her to paternity" would have been better (xp)

― tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini. (sunny successor), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Out of her nightmare, and back into mine!
Mine!
MINE!

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Knocked Up Episode I: The Phantom Menses

― as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link

lol this too short looking dude on maury just said I ONLY MAKE GIRLS and his ex had a boy. punk

― there was zarana (tremendoid), Friday, 30 January 2009 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link

he's the father

― there was zarana (tremendoid), Friday, 30 January 2009 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.bfi.org.uk/features/polanski/images/enlarged/bfi-00m-y3z.jpg

I think I'm prega-nent.

― Nurse Detrius (Eric H.), Friday, 30 January 2009 23:16 (sixteen years ago) link

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SX5LMrb-ZVI/AAAAAAAABus/mzYKAF6zbAc/s1600/Erica%2BC%2B-%2Bow%2B-%2Bits%2Ba%2Bgirl.JPG

― welcome to the own zone population you (cankles), Sunday, 1 February 2009 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link

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