House of Rock, C or D

Not as much as it thinks it does.

I have no idea what you're even talking about but really anything called the House of Rock can't be too bad. I love nothing so much as gratuitous OTT rock rhetoric (much preferable to, say, soul rhetoric with all its tedious authenticity baggage). I find it very useful in conversations with my parents:

"So, what are you planning to do with your time off?"

"Oh, just chill."

"Chill? And exactly what will you be doing while 'chilling?'"

"Communing with the soul of rock."

"What?"

"C-o-m-m-u-n-i-n-g w-i-t-h t-h-e s-o-u-l o-f r-o-c-k."