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the effective reliable way to natural male enhancement!

― maura (maura), Saturday, 7 May 2005 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.sweatpantserection.com/stories/img/23/bob_enzyte_guy.jpg

― maura (maura), Saturday, 7 May 2005 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously why did anyone think that a guy in a neverending death-grimace would be a good way to sell scammy-ass 'herbal viagra'

― maura (maura), Saturday, 7 May 2005 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean let's face it, frozen grip of face = not really too much of a turn-on for the LADIEZZZ

― maura (maura), Saturday, 7 May 2005 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

not that i speak from experience

― maura (maura), Saturday, 7 May 2005 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Enzyte_Bob_stick_tshirt.jpg

(pls note comma splice)

― maura (maura), Saturday, 7 May 2005 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

enzyte : 00s :: ???? : 90s

― maura (maura), Saturday, 7 May 2005 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

(feel free to answer)

― maura (maura), Saturday, 7 May 2005 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

For the brief time I was in the States, these ads gripped me like nothing else on telly.

― astropatty (adr), Saturday, 7 May 2005 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

god now i have that whistling jingle in my head. i can't believe the enzyte ad execs have left the coveted daytime 'mike and the mad dog' advertising slots for south park reruns at midnight. WHY DOES AMERICA HATE ME?

― maura (maura), Saturday, 7 May 2005 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Currently running a national advertising campaign using innuendos and a silent ‘Smiling Bob’ spokesperson, Berkeley earlier marketed Enzyte in a nationwide multi-media campaign with claims that the product would actually increase the size of a man’s genitalia. Some of the claims from ads in magazines such as Esquire and Gentlemen’s Quarterly include:

* “The first all-natural male enhancement program that adds one to three inches to your size in just eight months or get double your money back”
* “100% Safe with a 98.3% Success Rate”
* “…your erectile chambers, as well as your penis, will enlarge up to 41%”

When customers tried to take advantage of Berkeley’s ‘double your money back’ guarantee, the company sent out confusing and deceptive materials that encouraged customers to waive their right to collect the refund, the suit claims.

― maura (maura), Saturday, 7 May 2005 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

In fact, in an about-face, its own Web site now admits, “Enzyte will not alter the shape or size of your penis.”

http://www.asianmediawatchdog.com/enzyte/enzyte2.jpg

― maura (maura), Saturday, 7 May 2005 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

aw one of my images got blocked. it was just bob, don't worry, you're not missing anything

― maura (maura), Saturday, 7 May 2005 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Just for the extra peace of mind, I wish all medicines carried that statement on the label.

― astropatty (adr), Saturday, 7 May 2005 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

really all consumable products do. INCLUDING BIRTH CONTROL PILLS

― maura (maura), Saturday, 7 May 2005 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

these commercials creep me the fuck out, i hate them.

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics2/pics3/funway/fp_jr-bob-dobbs.jpg

― Amon (eman), Saturday, 7 May 2005 04:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.lynchposters.com/images/TP-bob.jpg

― latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Saturday, 7 May 2005 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

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