Flava Flav is on The Farm

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You know that TV show that featured Rebecca Loos tossing off a pig? Well, it's back. And the first three contestants are Flava Flav, Emma Noble, and Keith Harris and Orville.

For our American friends, here are Keith Harris and Orville:

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― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 9 May 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

Also: Past-It Celebrities Making A Career As Professional Reality TV Show Contestants: C/D?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 9 May 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

jesus christ i vaguely remember that green diaper duck thing. what the fuck is it?

― g e o f f (gcannon), Monday, 9 May 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

Keith Harris and Orville were a cabaret ventriloquist act of the 1980s. They had a hit single with "I Wish I Could Fly", and currently eke a living out on the ironic student circuit.

OH SHIT THE NEW CONTESTANT IS MIKEY GREEN FROM PHIXX!!!!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 9 May 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

IT'S THE GUY WHO WAS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE NEWS OF THE WORLD YESTERDAY WHO USED TO GO OUT WITH JESSIE WALLACE!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

I quite liked how Orville seemed to be towering over Lucy Ewing from Dallas.

I'm going to watch this religiously on the offchange we get to see Flava Flav giving a cow an enema.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, this is my next three weeks sorted out.

Favourite Flava moment so far "We should get the king of England in here"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

I keep trying to link to the other thread I posted on about how I heard Ron Jeremy was going to be on this.

Flav = Five's best hope of a Bez, though I reckon he'll be more like Jackie Stallone.

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

Emma Noble's ex-husband drinks in the same pub as my brother. He's quite a nice bloke apparently, for the son of a bloke who shagged Edwina Currie and made a really poor job of running the country.

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT CICCIOLINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

CICCIOLINA!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

Holy fuck - la Cicciolina!

(haha almost exact xpost)

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

"I laaave cheekens"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

(by he's quite a nice bloke I mean James Major, not my brother. Though he's nice too)

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

I bet Keith Harris will use Orville in order to voice his perviness to Cicciolina.

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.getgirls.com/articles/free178.htm

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

Lionel Blair!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

Lionel Blair!

(xpost, Dom get out of my head)

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

He looks like Mike Yarwood impersonating Cliff Richard.

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

I never knew that Lionel Blair was of Canadian origin. Does he perhaps have a national day of celebration back in Canadia?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

"lionel was worried about not knowing anyone in the house".

What, like everyone else knows dude from Phixx and some fireman wot knocked up Kat Slater?

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

I have the same pyjamas as Orville (except I don't wear a nappy). I kill me now.

Emma B now then.

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

Isn't Emma B on Celebrity Wrestling as well?

And, yes, mini-Hilton isn't a great look girl.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

Two blonde not-that-famous Emmas = confusing?

Get a brunette in there!

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

One more celebrity to go in the house. I'd like it to be Frankie Frasier.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

Can't one of the Emma's go by a derivative, a la Shell and Michelle or Anoushka and Nush?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

Also, it's Victoria Silvestedt that is the token Jordan-lite on Celeb Wrestling.

(Emmbee and EmmEnn?)

It's going to be Ron Jeremy, it's too good a rumour not to be (though maybe Cicciolina is the porn-type and another one would be silly)

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

Perhaps it'll be Ben Dover!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

It's The Hedgehog!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

Don't like to say I told you so, but...

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

Ron Jeremy = Har Mar Superstar

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

Ron Jeremy- lovechild of Danny Baker and Frank Zappa.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

The guy I really want to see on this show is that rapist who won the lottery - it's only a matter of time surely? Failing that, has Maxine Carr got an agent?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

Why the fuck would anybody want to watch tv programmes like this?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

I mean, I read the descriptions and I think the best thing would be a guest appearance by either a pack of ravenous lions or an AC130.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 13:56 (twenty years ago)

Right, my colleague told me about this at lunchtime and reeled off a bunch of slebs I'd NEVER HEARD OF, plus "a little black guy I didn't recognise". It sounded like the most boring thing on earth.

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

Flava Flav's getting on the groovy train? All together now?

― That's not cocaine! It's Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

Cicciolina and Ron Jeremy were in a porn movie together called "Sexy World Cup 90" where he played Maradonna?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

Keith Harris sings Akon!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

"I've had sex with Cicciolina three times. I've never had sex with Flavor Flav, but the night is still young"

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

Jeremy may be better value than Flav.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

Flav talks about himself in the third person. First sign of total tosserdom.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

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