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Words to describe RAY MEARS

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Rumpie, Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Earnest

Rumpie, Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Why?

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:37 (twenty-one years ago)

firestarter

Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Explorer

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Mesmerising.

Ally C (Ally C), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

but

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Adaptable

Bill A (Bill A), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Not many people realise that if you're stranded with Ray Mears in the wilderness, you can bore a hole in his left leg and extract a sugary sap that provides enough nutrients to live on for a month. Alternatively, you can hollow him out and make a sizeable coracle, allowing you to then paddle to safety.

NickB (NickB), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Who?

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

THIS IS RAY MEARS NOT NAZI EXPERIMENTS IN COLOUR

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Silence, Englander!

NickB (NickB), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"Delicious"

(his consistent cri d'extase when chowing down on freshly-gouged heart of palm or wildebeest testicle)

I wuv Ray.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:47 (twenty-one years ago)

WHO YE FUCKIN CALLING AN ENGLISHMAN PAL?

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a Ray Mears badge.

Ally C (Ally C), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it a Better Badges badge?

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it carved with an axe from cedar wood?

robster (robster), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

flaming golarr?

charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I appreciate what he does and all, he's just so self satisfied.

Suppose I would be too if I had the ability to hollow out a tree to make a semi-detached house.

Rumpie, Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

And get paid lots of money for doing so!

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

me makie fire raghghghgh

i am fat and yet i eat grubs and berries

battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Thursday, 12 May 2005 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Shouldn't have dropped out of school, then, should you?

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:05 (twenty-one years ago)

He must eat like a horse before he sets off into the wilderness 'cause he never appears to eat much while he's out there and he is quite a porcine guy.

Rumpie, Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Unflappable

NickB (NickB), Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Impenetrable

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Patronising?

Rumpie, Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Robust

NickB (NickB), Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Declasse.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Rubbery

NickB (NickB), Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Sadly, not in the Amanda Platell sense.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:19 (twenty-one years ago)

stop it marcello

stelfox, Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

As Bananrama said in their 1988 top 20 hit: "I Can't Help It."

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Khaki.

David Merryweather (DavidM), Thursday, 12 May 2005 10:31 (twenty-one years ago)

filthy fingers

Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 12 May 2005 11:29 (twenty-one years ago)

dude

cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 12 May 2005 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

friendster

cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 12 May 2005 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

nofriends

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 13 May 2005 05:33 (twenty-one years ago)

cringeworthy when he gets going on local cultures. We watched last night when he was in the far north of sweden, listening to a local singer. The expression on his face was hilarious

Vicky (Vicky), Friday, 13 May 2005 07:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Next week: Ray Mears travels to Norway for an audience with Geir Hongro. The expression on his face is untranslatable.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 13 May 2005 07:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Bushcraft kind of is pure comedy at this stage. Very pompous, but still interesting.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 13 May 2005 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

jolly, have you ever seen him angry? i've not.

cavern (cavern1), Friday, 13 May 2005 10:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Enviable
Genuine

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 13 May 2005 10:53 (twenty-one years ago)


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