New Names For Man Utd

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"Red Devils" just won't sell in America.

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

"Bible Thumpers"?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

why not?
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― ()ops (()()ps), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Buc U just won't catch on either.

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"Manchester (England) Utd". I don't know if you guys have a manchester somewhere in America.

― Craig Gilchrist (Craig Gilchrist), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

what's wrong with Man United? Or is there a g-a-y association that's already taken that name?

― Huk-L, Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Manchester, NH, CT, IA, MO, TN, CA, GA, IL, KS and KY.

Take your pick.

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Manchester UHCTIAMOTNCAGAILKSKYited?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

But so what?

― Huk-L, Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, they're already one of the most visible and popular European sports clubs in this country. I don't think they can be re-branded, just pushed.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I dunno, the US Soccer League teams have been adopting European style names... Such as, I kid you not, Real Salt Lake CIty.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

(Who let the logic in? Who Who!)

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

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― ()ops (()()ps), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Chivas USA and D.C. United aren't quite that tacky.

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

The Mankees

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Huk-L, Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I had to explain to someone the other day that there was no connection between the Chivas USA name and Chivas Regal.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Moss Side Hairdryers

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 12 May 2005 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

McUnited.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 12 May 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Person United.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 12 May 2005 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

The Downturn

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 12 May 2005 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

The Mighty Ducks United of Manchester

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 12 May 2005 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Malcolm's United FC

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Thursday, 12 May 2005 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Moneychester United FC

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Thursday, 12 May 2005 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you think the papers are gonna play a Chelski and call them "Yankchester Utd" or something equally ghee?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 12 May 2005 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Cillit BANG Manchestershire

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 12 May 2005 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Huk-L, Thursday, 12 May 2005 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

That would need him to buy Villa out as well.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 12 May 2005 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Glazier's already bought out Bill Bryson's face, I'm sure he can afford Aston Villa as well:

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― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 12 May 2005 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

MUntd

They could tell Americans to pronounce it 'munted' and laugh.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 12 May 2005 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

...how about Fuckthehaterswitharustysteakknife Athletic?

― X-PAT (nordicskilla), Thursday, 12 May 2005 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuckthehaterswitharustysteakknife RAIDERS

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 12 May 2005 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuckthehaterswitharustysteakknife RAIDERS- Xtreme Edition

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 12 May 2005 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuckthehaterswitharustysteakknife RAIDERS- Pirate Edition w/ Buccaneer Action

― Rufus 3000 (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 12 May 2005 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't forget Manchester, VT (I had a pee there only four days ago)!

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 12 May 2005 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

GOD'S MEN UNITED

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

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