Evil Glazer takes over Man United

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This is pretty much the end of the world. I've been watching United since 1983 and my Dad was watching back in the pre-Munich days, but (barring some kind of last minute miracle) Glazer is about to seize total control of the club and that's it as far as I'm concerned. I'm cancelling my membership and setting foot in Old Trafford again.

Glazer is essentially the anti-Abramovitch. Abramovitch took over a club that, give or take the occasional cup, had not really won very much, and was about to disappear under a mountain of debt (Chelsea's debts were greater than those of Leeds, I think, and Ranieri had operated very well during 02/03 with a total transfer freeze). Abramovitch then pumped in hundreds of millions of his own money
to transform the club into a record-breaking team (94 points and rising) that achieved more success than it had ever known. Chelsea have chalked up the biggest losses (financially) ever known since Abramovitch arrived, but it doesn't matter because he has bottomless
pockets and seems to be doing it as an expensive hobby.

Glazer, on the other hand, has nothing like enough money even to
buy the club, let alone pump in anything for transfers. His takeover is a highly leveraged deal involving a colossal sum of debt. His first offer involved borrowing £500Million pounds, and then offloading the debt onto the club. His current offer essentially does the same. In theory he has reduced the debt to £300 million, but this is only by doing a bit of financial trickery - it's not like he's suddenly remembered another £200 million he had down the back of the sofa.

This is a club that has always operated without going into debt, has
never budgeted on the assumption that it will be in the Champions
League, has never spent more than it could afford on players. In fact,about the only club to turn in a profit. It has also been, over the last 15 years, by far the most successful club in the country. Far from being a bearded saviour, he is a spiv asset-stripper turning up to saddle a profitable business with by far the largest debt ever known in the world of football. Since he is taking HALF A BILLION POUNDS out of the club, not putting any money in, there will be nothing for transfers (or if there are any transfers they will be funded by MORE DEBT).

The only way he can possibly hope to get his money back is by
a) massively raising ticket prices (like he has in Tampa)
b) negotiating sole TV rights

with the result that

a) if Old Trafford does still sell out it will be without any of the real fans, their places taken by the famed corporate prawn sandwich munchers and Norwegians, leading to zero atmosphere.

b) TV money will be even more concentrated in the hands of the
few and not the many, which will lead to the league becoming even
less competitive and probably more smaller teams going bust.

I can't see how this is good for anyone, not United, nor any other club really.

There have been relentless campaigns fighting this by Shareholders United, IMUSA, the fanzines, and the murky world of the 'Manchester Education Committee', but it seems to have been for nothing. Glazer must be pretty thick-skinned as presumably his advisors must have told him about this. And the fact that at every game for the last six months the fans have been singing "He's gonna die, he's gonna die, how we'll kill I don't know, cut him up from head to toe, all I know is Glazer's gonna die". You'd think that would have put him off just a little bit.

There were plans made earlier this year to start a breakaway club (AFC Wimbledon style) called FC United. If Glazer can't be stopped then I really hope FC United happens. I hope it bleeds away all the support from Man United and Glazer loses millions. But I doubt it.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 12 May 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

I fear that the seats emptied by FC United will be filled by less savvy, less principled, less devoted fans, and that really, the only loss will be in terms of PR. But I hope not - United fans have a very good reputation (the core fans, that is).

For what it's worth, although us WFC fans didn't lose a hugely successful club, we were about the proudest in the country at what we've achieved, so the sacrifice in forming AFCW was enormous, but absolutely unavoidable. One thing I can promise you - if the fans set up FC United, you will have the best fun of your football-supporting life.

Good luck regardless!

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 12 May 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

This is a little bit like when you saw Saddam in custody on TV looking rather bewildered and you started feeling sorry for the bastard.

$V£N! (blueski), Thursday, 12 May 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

APPEASER!!!

I know what you mean though

Porkpie (porkpie), Thursday, 12 May 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

What do you mean "their places taken by ... Norwegians" ???

you better believe it (you better believe it), Thursday, 12 May 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

Glazer is essentially the anti-Abramovitch

By which you mean he's never had anyone arrested or murdered, or made hundreds of millions at the expense of the Russian people?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 12 May 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

I for one welcome our psychopathic billionaire overlords.

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 12 May 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

http://lotus.uib.no/norgeslexi/krigslex/a/bilder/alt-for-norge.jpg

you better believe it (you better believe it), Thursday, 12 May 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

OK, no disrepect to the Norwegians intended.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 12 May 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

Tusen takk.

you better believe it (you better believe it), Thursday, 12 May 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

However, I'm quite happy to disrespect a certain couple of Norwegians (take a bow, Messrs Rokke and Gjelstein) for not only facilitating the demise of Wimbledon FC, but for being so incredibly dumb to think a tenuous premiership place attached to a small fanbase, underwhelming players and no ground of their own was a sound business choice.

Most Norwegians, though, are cool.

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

What a thoroughly depressing day. I'd love to post but am knackered. But it's isn't over yet.

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 12 May 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

This is a little bit like when you saw Saddam in custody on TV looking rather bewildered and you started feeling sorry for the bastard.

As a Leeds fan, I can agree with that completely. Good luck to IMUSA, SU and everyone else.

Si Carter (Si Carter), Thursday, 12 May 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

Man U have been happy to ride the Premiership gravy train, play the stock market game, and globally market the shit out of the 'brand' for the last decade or more. This is the obvious result - I'm just surprised that it hasn't happened sooner.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 13 May 2005 06:19 (twenty years ago)

To what extent is finance in UK football different to US sports? Is the almost parochial attitude prevailent in football the key to why Glazer can't apply the same money-making skillz he used across the pond to our little regional game? Or not?

Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Friday, 13 May 2005 06:29 (twenty years ago)

Bemused to see on breakfast news that at the demo at Old Trafford yesterday evening they appeared to be burning an effigy of BA Baracus.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Friday, 13 May 2005 07:28 (twenty years ago)

US sports run on a franchise system: closed leagues with no promotion/relegation. So the financial playing field is very different.

RickyT (RickyT), Friday, 13 May 2005 07:31 (twenty years ago)

Is Glazer banking on a Euro-Super-League? If that makes Man U a huge amount of money, will anyone care about Glazer? Perhaps its the case that fans feel attached to Man U but don't have much say in what happens, and if it delists they'll have even less, so they're just feeling a bit left out. Takeovers like this happen all the time to countless listed companies and its not all down to asset-strippers. OTOH - I totally agree it could be terrible for English (and European) football, which I care more about.

beanz (beanz), Friday, 13 May 2005 07:37 (twenty years ago)

A good article from RedCafe about this:

http://www.redcafe.net/showthread.php?t=76661

"...The fact is even if you dislike Glazer, he is a businessman and his first obligation will be to making money for himself to continue the success, not to pacify the shareholders as our current board's duty has been.

Those of you upset by this have every right to feel that way, as I do as well, but things are not always as bad as they seem. Change hurts and is very difficult to adjust to.

Many of you have mentioned Glazer's association with his Tampa Bay club. there were problems, but what everyone fails to mention is that he turned a perrennial loser into a champion after taking over. many of you point to their current plight and there is a reason for that. First of all, American football has a salary cap. Manchester United and the premier league and all of football does not.

Glazer will have no constraint on the finances to put a product of an already winning organization on an even higher level. Glazer may not be Abramovich in terms of wealth but I guarantee you, we will not be bitching about not having cash available as we've been this season.

Glazer tripled his Tampa Bay team's net worth in about 6 years. that was with a salary cap, and a very limited fan base of perhaps about 2 million at most and that was basically only in west florida of the U.S., with a team that did not have a large merchandise base or recongnizable brand. now he has a fanbase of 75 million GLOBALLY to work with, a massive merchandise machine in place, arguably the most GLOBALLY RECOGNIZABLE sporting brand in the world. I have no doubts he can do better with that base then the current board, and since many of us constantly complain about our gloryhunting element of fans, what do we care if Glazer bilks a bunch of gloryhunters in China and Asia and North America to put more money into the coffers?

Glazer is not our best friend, but neither is he our worst enemy. If we play our cards right and offer him our clear support of OUR CLUB which is in his hands, once this concludes, many of you will be pleasantly(grudgingly) surprised even while disliking him."

AdrianB (AdrianB), Friday, 13 May 2005 07:48 (twenty years ago)

Just heard D. Boyle on 5 live. I think his argument for fans having a say in the running of a club doesn't take into consideration the vastly differing scales of premiership vs lower-league football. All his examples of successful fan involvement are v.small clubs (Exeter, York, Lincoln etc). The chance of fans having anything beyond a token say in the way things are run at a multi-million pound PLC like Man U is zero. Obv all the actions of the board are weighted towards keeping the big shareholders happy. I suppose if enough fans could band together and buy enough shares they could have some influence, but didn't Man U fans try that and fail to get anywhere?

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 13 May 2005 07:53 (twenty years ago)

Maybe so, but as his first move is going to be saddling the club with £0.5bn of debt and only offering a paltry £20m transfer kitty, it's not exactly promising...

*xpost*

carson dial (carson dial), Friday, 13 May 2005 07:55 (twenty years ago)

DrC:
Shareholders United says that about 18% of shares are in the hands of fans. They need 25% to stop Glazer getting to 75% (the point at which he can transfer his £300 million debt onto the club). That extra 7% would cost something like £50 million. There are about 20,000 of us in Shareholders United, so unless we all stump up two or three grand this morning it isn't going to happen.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Friday, 13 May 2005 07:59 (twenty years ago)

Also, I keep finding myself irritated by the reporters saying he's going to win the fans over with a £20 million transfer kitty, and that ultimately if United win trophies the fans will be happy.

1) £20 million would buy about 2/3 of a player.

2) As I said at the start of this thread, it's £20 million more of OUR money, he hasn't got any, it's all borrowed and the debts landed on the club.

3) Chelsea are way ahead of us, and have spent over £200 million in the last couple of seasons. I don't really see how £20 million is going to bridge the gap.

4) If the price of paying off his debts is doubling or trebling ticket prices most fans wouldn't be exactly ecstatic about that.

5) If it was just about making a profit and winning trophies we wouldn't have fought so hard to block Murdoch taking over.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Friday, 13 May 2005 08:03 (twenty years ago)

**"...The fact is even if you dislike Glazer, he is a businessman and his first obligation will be to making money for himself to continue the success, not to pacify the shareholders as our current board's duty has been**

But hang on,Glazer's first obligation will be to the organizations who have lent him the money to buy the club. No-one can quite figure out how he'll do that. Will he invest in the team to buy more on-field success? That's risky and could take too long for him and the lenders. Has he gambled on some kind of Euro-league happening? Exclusive TV Rights? Putting up seat prices? At what point does he start selling off players if all or some of the above leave them with vastly increased debt in 3 years? (Just think of the interest rates on £300M)

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 13 May 2005 08:18 (twenty years ago)

Alex Ferguson, if he stays, can spend £20m better than anybody else in the world though (as long as it's not spent on goalkeepers).

$V£N! (blueski), Friday, 13 May 2005 08:23 (twenty years ago)

Liam Miller, Kleberson, David Bellion, Diego Forlan...

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Friday, 13 May 2005 08:25 (twenty years ago)

Alex Ferguson, if he stays, can spend £20m better than anybody else in the world though (as long as it's not spent on goalkeepers).

Shame they need a keeper most of all, then.

As for Fergie's track record - I don't think it's fair to rubbish any of the above apart from Forlan (and even he did okay after a while, and has done very well at his Spanish club). But even if you do think they're all crap, all they do is offset the many excellent signings he's made. And you have to credit him with more than just luck in developing the core group of players who've served the club so well in the prermiership.

Having said that, I hope he does resign. As a neutral (well, Manchester-United-hating neutral), I want so see something else other than the same Fergisms. I'm bored of him.

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 13 May 2005 08:41 (twenty years ago)

Dr C - you're absolutely right. Fan ownership doesn't work at big clubs - except at Real Madrid, Barcelona and every club in the Bundesliga.

Also, I'm fucking sick of this line that utd fans have been happy to take the ride - they didn't want the PLC - that was Martin Edwards cashing in his daddy's shares. The money funding everything else has been from revenue, not capital raised - the money from the flotation in 91 went to the redevelopment of the Stretford End in line with the Atherton Masterplan for OT of 1963. Since then, the 'market' or the City have put nothing in.

Glazer will bust the collective selling of TV rights apart. That's the cash cow - sell those right individually, get all the money to Man Utd, then resell them in N America and fuck the rest.

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 13 May 2005 08:43 (twenty years ago)

OTM. United have paid out more in dividends than they received in the floatation.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Friday, 13 May 2005 08:48 (twenty years ago)

Liam Miller, Kleberson, David Bellion, Diego Forlan...

Ole Skolskjaer, Jaap Stam, Silvestre, Cristiano Ronaldo

$V£N! (blueski), Friday, 13 May 2005 08:49 (twenty years ago)

You need money to make money, though - United's successful flotation contributed in real terms to their success on the pitch. But in principle, dave and Teh are right.

However, Dave, is that the same Real Madrid who would and should have been football's biggest ever bankruptcy had the Spanish government not shockingly and probably corruptly helped them out to the tune of £200m?

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 13 May 2005 08:58 (twenty years ago)

**Since then, the 'market' or the City have put nothing in**

Is that really true? Aren't the likes of Magnier and McManus 'the market'? They've been accumulating steadily over the years, haven't they?

How does fan ownership work in the Bundesliga? Are fans' trusts the majority shareholders?

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 13 May 2005 09:06 (twenty years ago)

Nah - the flotation went into capital to rebuild the Stretford End which reduced capacity, and so demand suddenly exceeded supply - that starts the money-go-round.

As for Real - yeah, they're not the greatest example of fan ownership in terms of solvency, but I don't see people saying Leeds United shows how the privately owned model of football clubs is rubbish (apart from me, natch ;_)

x-post Yeah - but buying shares from existing shareholders results in a transfer of income between two third parties - the club never saw the cash from the Irishmen.

Bundesliga - German FA rules state that the club must be constituted under a legal form in Germany which doesn't allow share capital to be accumulated. Borussia Dortmund and Eintracht Frankfurt wanted to float, and the German FA insisted that these legal forms retain 51% of the voting rights.

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 13 May 2005 09:10 (twenty years ago)

Dr C - if the Irish contingent bought from the club, then yes, that's money in. If they bought from other investors, the club doesn't see a penny (I have no idea which is the case here).

x-post - but Dave, we're not comparing private vs public here, we're talking about the inherent issues with public ownership.

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 13 May 2005 09:17 (twenty years ago)

Can I just get this out of my system:

Arse to the Yankee, you're selling arse to the Yankee
You're Not Man U anymore
USA USA USA
Ever Seen Chelsea Win The League?

That's better.

Man U fans have been the most obnoxious bunch of holier-than-thou gloaters for so long (Liverpool were NEVER like them) that it's very hard not to be petty at times like this...

Pete W (peterw), Friday, 13 May 2005 09:18 (twenty years ago)

Well done you

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 13 May 2005 09:22 (twenty years ago)

**x-post Yeah - but buying shares from existing shareholders results in a transfer of income between two third parties - the club never saw the cash from the Irishmen.**

No, but transactions between third parties push up the share price thereby increasing the (notional) value of the club. That's how shares work after the initial flotation

But I'm not familiar with the history - does the 'club' hold shares which it can sell to raise capital? Is that even legal? Of course you can dilute the stock by issuing more shares - but I can't remember them doing that?

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 13 May 2005 09:23 (twenty years ago)

i thought you'd be impressed.

Pete W (peterw), Friday, 13 May 2005 09:23 (twenty years ago)

The value of the club as a tradeable entity is/was very high indeed. But once the shares are floated, they're gone - it's the investors who make the money. So unless I'm missing something, they sold all the avalable shares at the IPO and none since. If I'm wrong, then that's a very different matter.

And yes, the club (or rather plc) can issue a set percentage of shares rather than the full 100%, and then have a new share issue at a later date. For example, AFC Wimbledon's IPO only put 25% of shares up for sale (we raised just over a £1m from it (I believe we only sold about 35% of the shares offered) but although we're a plc, we're not listed on a stock exchange and the shares do not, right now, have any financial value to speak of).

Companies regularly issue new shares (above and beyond the 100%) when they are buying out other companies. In theory, this shouldn't dilute shareholder value, as the new, bigger entity will be worth correspondingly more, though often it doesn't work like that.

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 13 May 2005 09:37 (twenty years ago)

**Companies regularly issue new shares (above and beyond the 100%) when they are buying out other companies. In theory, this shouldn't dilute shareholder value, as the new, bigger entity will be worth correspondingly more, though often it doesn't work like that.**

Yes. Although it depends how much you pay for the other company, and how you finance it apart from the stock issue.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 13 May 2005 09:56 (twenty years ago)

I see in the paper that what people were burning was their season ticket renewal forms, not their expired season tickets, as I originally thought. Later on I am going to pick up an Oyster Card application form and burn it. I don't know whether I have to fill it in first though. If I do, I probably won't bother.

Do Real Madrid fans really own the club? I mean, I know 'the members' get to vote for a new president every so often (who is always some wealthy business tosspot), as they do at a golf club, but that is about the extent of their power. Often they are reduced to waving their hankies in orchestrated exasperation.

If this is true, I was once part-owner of Real Sociedad. I wish I had known. I wouldn't half have been cocky.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Friday, 13 May 2005 10:48 (twenty years ago)

Real Madrid is very much like a Golf Club - they're properly constituted members' clubs - the assets are owned by all of them. Same at Barca.

Dave B (daveb), Friday, 13 May 2005 10:52 (twenty years ago)

Also like a golf club in their lack of black members.

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 13 May 2005 11:04 (twenty years ago)

I did not know that. I had always thought member just meant season ticket holder. Silly me.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Friday, 13 May 2005 11:11 (twenty years ago)

I hope FC United gets off the ground and Glazers customer base disappears. As Eddie Murphy said in Trading Places the best way to hurt rich people is to make them poor. Though I think the ties to ManU will be too strong to break for most fans.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 13 May 2005 12:54 (twenty years ago)

I'm confused, how would FC United work? They have a different team and grounds and everything from Man U, they just have some of the same fans?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

See AFC Wimbledon, Andrew.

Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

Wow. That's fucking hilarious. Would I be right in assuming that the actual Wimbledon wasn't particularly bothered by the loss of the people turning up to pack out the 5000-seat Isthmian League venues?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

Will Man Utd become the Chorlton Wheelies?

(I think there's a thread for this kind of thing.)

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

I've never been completely clear how he transfers his debt to the club. By paying shareholders (aka himself) a large dividend, leaving it on loan account, and swapping that debt for his origal indebtedness? Does the club have half a billion of distributable profits?

frankiemachine, Friday, 13 May 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

Any news on potential players/manager, Teh HoBB? I really, really hope your first game is against us, as has been strongly rumoured on the AFCW forum.

Players/Managers - not yet. A lot of wishful thinking rumours involving Eric Cantona and/or Sammy Mclroy, but I doubt that'll happen.

Game v AFCW - I had a look on the AFC Wimbledon site after you said that last week. I see you have a 'to be arranged' game on 23 July. I've arranged to go away for the weekend for my first anniversary that weekend - really can't see my wife wanting to cancel that for a friendly! (especially after we saw United in New York on our honeymoon, and she has zero interest in football)

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 12:08 (twenty years ago)

Another update:

FC United have officially joined the NW Counties League Division 2, and have set up a ground share with Droylesden (which has a capacity of either 3,500 or 4,500 depending on which source you believe). They are having player trials on Sunday (my birthday!).

Don't believe the hype / misinformation coming from Old Trafford. They announced "record season ticket sales" the other week. Firstly, this ignored the fact that the number of season tickets has been capped for years, but that they had just increased the number available on account of the fact that they are increasing the capacity of the stadium by 7,500 or so. Secondly, if you read the small print it didn't say they'd actually sold them, it just said that they 'anticipated' selling them. Thirdly, they still haven't sold them and have relaxed the criteria downwards so that people who applied for just 14 games last season (ie only applied for, never mind watched, less than half the games) are eligible to apply. Fourthly, these aren't extra, new customers, they are existing members.

Finally, the grand direct debit swindle. Many people did the same as me and cancelled their direct debit for membership after Glazer moved in, and wrote an angry letter to the club explaining why they wouldn't be going any more. What was the response of the club? To set up brand new direct debits anyway! Fortunately I noticed this last week and managed to cancel the new one as well, but the message boards are full of people complaining that the £23 has gone from their accounts even though they'd cancelled. Expect the next story to be "membership numbers holding steady".

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

Teh HoBB and others - It's now been confirmed that AFC Wimbledon will host FC Vennegoor of Hesselink on July 23rd. I'll be going :) I hear they're playing Leigh too - any other friendlies that you know of?

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 09:06 (twenty years ago)

of course if they were Sporting Club United of Manchester it would be funnier...

i am also imagining all the FCUM fans carefully chopping up their old scarfs etc and then sewing them back together in the new order...

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

Get one badge:

http://www.fc-utd.co.uk/images/fcunitedbadgepic.gif

The EGM last night was a cracking. Club formed as a not-for-pforit co-operative, one member, one vote. Their constitution is a nice piece of work ;-)


Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

What's the boat?

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

Rubbish name.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

The boat:

http://www.flagshag.com/unitedkingdom/manchestercity.gif

That's the old crest of manchester, and features in the current MUFC and MCFC badges. It's a reference to the Manchester Ship Canal, which is seen as embelmatic of the city's desire to remake the world (ie, why let being landlocked get in the way of having a bustling port).

Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

I am so gutted that I'm going to miss the friendly against AFC Wimbledon. I hope they make it an annual event (but, obviously, not on my anniversary every year otherwise I'll just miss it every year).

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

People are annoyed about putting their actual life first -> Aw, they are a real football team!

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
http://x1.putfile.com/7/20103370283.jpg

Red faces over United prank
Chris Osuh
MANCHESTER United have launched an investigation after a prankster tampered with a giant neon sign at the Old Trafford stadium to spell out a four-letter word.

The sign - which normally highlights the club's name - stand dozens of feet above Sir Matt Busby's statue.

The sign was corrected after the M.E.N. alerted the club about the vandalism.

Joke

Manchester United played down suggestions the prank was connected to anger over the club's recent takeover. They said it was a workman's joke.

A spokesman said: "We have had contractors in doing work on the stadium. It seems someone has messed with plugs at the back of the lights as a prank.

"We would like to apologise to anyone that took offence - the sign now proudly says Manchester United again."

Dave B (daveb), Thursday, 21 July 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

ahaha

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
tony wilson gives united fans a bit of a shoeing in the Guardian's football preview supplement today. 'a bunch of miserable, hypocritical, whingeing bastards'. he also recalls the red issue 'alex out' cover of march 1990.

Pete W (peterw), Monday, 8 August 2005 08:52 (twenty years ago)

Ooh, he's such an iconoclast!

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 8 August 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)

For the first time in aeons, you can pay on the day to get into Old Trafford. Yet despite that, they've still closed the top tier of the North Stand.

Of course, this has nothing to do with the Glazers. Oh no. It's 'one of the biggest holiday weeks of the year'. My sides, my sides etc.

Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

I find these Glazer fellows entirely disagreeable.


Robinson

Robinson (Robinson), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

They looked enthusiastic and jolly.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 06:43 (twenty years ago)

good ol' arrogant americans, i hope someone does kill glazer, ruining MUFC and causing ruckus among supporters, it shouldve never been like this, what a kocksmoker, fvck you glazer burn in hell. (ps fc united of manchester?? ha, shouldve gone with newton heath united or AFC Manchester 1878)

james, Thursday, 11 August 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

My word!

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Thursday, 11 August 2005 07:09 (twenty years ago)

I haven't been following this at all but I've just read through this thread start to finish, it's astonishing.

I guess I never properly understood the situation with MK dons & AFC wimbledon either.

cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 11 August 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

Really cozen? What was so hard to follow?

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 11 August 2005 08:36 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
Finally made it up to Manchester (well, Bury actually) for my first FC United game on Saturday. Absolutely fucking excellent! They'd been gettin crowds of just over 2,000, but it's starting to snowball now - they broke the 3,000 barrier for the first time last week and on Saturday there were 3,800 (even though the game clashed with the England match).

Fantastic atmosphere. I turned up twenty minutes before kick-off, paid my seven quid, and joined the end behind the goal which was already packed and in full voice. They delayed the kick-off for ten minutes to let people get in - my end was closed about five minutes after I got in because it was full, but the singing never stopped. No exaggeration to say it was the noisiest, most passionate crowd I've ever been in. Although Gigg Lane is all-seater, it might as wel have been terraces because nobody was sat down anywhere. After about twenty minutes I was thinking 'this is great - I don't care if we lose 10-0', then we scored three goals in five minutes. The final score was 6-0.

I am in the middle of this picture, taken from a site called Kipax (surely a City reference??) which has got loads more images:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/jamiefake/IMG_18691.jpg

"I don't care about Rio, he don't care about me, all I care about is watching FC"

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Monday, 10 October 2005 07:33 (twenty years ago)

Punk Footballtastic.

They're the messiah to our John the Baptist. I'm only 1/4 joking with that reference. Enfield Town are the creators of this essenian sect.

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 10 October 2005 08:10 (twenty years ago)

Do you think AFCW will go up again this season, or have they found their level for now? Last time I looked you were about fifth or sixth.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Monday, 10 October 2005 08:15 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and another AFC Wimbledon question:

Although, obviously, you were completely against the move to Milton Keynes, in retrospect are you happier now that you have your own club, or would you rather Wimbledon FC still existed and were playing in (the old) division 3 (aka Cola League of Championship Heroes or whatever) at Selhurst Park? Or, more extreme, would you rather have the situation you have now or Wimbledon FC playing in the premiership at Plough Lane?

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Monday, 10 October 2005 08:23 (twenty years ago)

We'[re seemingly unable to score twice; we've drawn 6 games 1-1 this year out of 13. I think we're missing our creative genius, Rob Ursell (the Maradona of the A3) which means once defences have figured us out (don't let the nippy and bullish Richard Butler get the ball in dangerous positions) then we're struggling for the spark.

Even so, finishing in the top 5 gets us a play-off - who knows from there.

My favourote FCUM photos this week:

FUN!
http://www.fcumgallery.co.uk/daisyhill/images/Picture036.jpg

With a conscience:
http://www.fcumgallery.co.uk/daisyhill/images/Picture021.jpg

xpost - I can't really talk, as I wasn't a Womble until 2002. The common feeling I've heard expressed though is that regardless of how much fun everyone is having, they know that they could have controlled the club in (say) division 2 if the owners would have let them. The fun is tinged with the sadness of seeing a once-lovely club in its current state, and seeing the hard work they will have to put in to get back into the league. The only reason it is like this is through the sheer greed of a few people, and that hurts.

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 10 October 2005 08:27 (twenty years ago)

Cue three thousand singing "That's the worst fucking conga we've ever seen!".

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Monday, 10 October 2005 08:33 (twenty years ago)

I love AFCW and being an AFCW fan, but I guess there is an element of normality there this season which is a bit of a comedown from the near-constant high of the last 3 seasons. Partly because we're not winning everything (once in our last nine, I think?), but also because this is just how it's going to be from now on.

I still loved Wimbledon FC deeply by their final season (2001-2), but I was strictly armchair by that point - there was an aura of ickiness around the whole caboodle. So the founding of AFCW provided everything and more I could have hoped for - a new, successful, brave, pioneering club with astonishing support rising from the unequivocal evil of the MK betrayal.

BUT I wonder. If Koppel and the Norwegians had signed the club over to the fans, I'm sure it would have been a massive change in the way it was run and the emotional involvement I would have had as a fan. But it never even got close - I certainly never entertained the possibility - and I guess my fundamental feeling is that you don't miss what you could never have.

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 10 October 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

Glazer delighted with 'franchise'

Manchester United owner Malcolm Glazer has told BBC Sport he is enjoying running "a wonderful franchise" in his first interview with the British media.

The American was speaking to BBC Radio Five Live in an interview that will be broadcast on Tuesday.

Glazer, who took over the Old Trafford outfit last June, said: "We are enjoying it greatly. It's a wonderful franchise and we just love it."

Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 8 April 2006 08:41 (nineteen years ago)

Is this where we get to talk about how the company that fiddled me out of my redundancy a couple of years ago, not to mention making lots of people redundant in the first place in a "cost-cutting" exercise have suddenly found the cash to plough it into Man Utd to the tune of £56m?

ai15a (ailsa), Saturday, 8 April 2006 08:50 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, I think it is.

Tim (Tim), Saturday, 8 April 2006 08:52 (nineteen years ago)

Bastards.

ai15a (ailsa), Saturday, 8 April 2006 09:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/4887792.stm

But he would not talk about fans' concerns over the future of the club.

The American, who was on his way to the annual NFL owners' meeting in Orlando, was asked: "Do you want to reassure fans about the future of Manchester United? Some are quite worried."

He replied: "I don't want to get into that now. I just want to say hello. I am here for a meeting."

Hello Uncle Malcolm!

Teh HoBBler (the pirate king), Saturday, 8 April 2006 09:58 (nineteen years ago)

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google pr main, Thursday, 20 April 2006 08:13 (nineteen years ago)

Glazer recovering after a stroke. Perhaps the pressure is getting to him a bit?

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 24 April 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

The pressure of never attending a Man Utd game?

Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 24 April 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

That makes him a "real fan" then, since they don't go either, yes?

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 24 April 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

Is Glazer going to see F CUM?

Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 24 April 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

He might not feel entirely welcome.

Teh HoBBler (the pirate king), Monday, 24 April 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

**resists the "might not feel well", "might not feel at all" etc possibilities presented there**

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 24 April 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

He's identified a weakness down the left hand side.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 24 April 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

Onimo for the win!

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 24 April 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...
Man Utd owner has second stroke

Onimo (GerryNemo), Saturday, 20 May 2006 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

Last May Uncle Malcolm pledged a 'war chest' of £25 million a year for 4 seasons for buying new players. Since he arrived we have seen these players arrive:

Van Der Sar £2m, Park £4m, Vidic £7m, Evra £5.5m (Total cost £20.5m)

and these players leave:
Phil Neville £3.5m, Kleberson £2.5m (Total cost £6m)

Net spending = £14.5 million (compared to £18 million by Liverpool, £19 million by Newcastle, and £41 million by Chelsea (which was quite restrained considering the £240 million or so net spending since Abramovich arrived)).

So, there's still £10.5 million in the kitty for the season just finished. Plus another £25 million for this summer's close season deals. Plus £10 million which United are supposedly receiving from Chelsea as compensation for the Obi Mikel saga. Plus the considerable savings on the wage bill (next season's, that is) from dumping Roy Keane, not to mention from loaning out 19 players. Plus the anticipated £10 million from selling Ruud Van Nistelrooy. Plus the savings from making dozens of Old Trafford staff redundant. Plus the huge increases on ticket prices once again. Plus the expected revenue from an extra 7,500 seats next season. Plus the improved shirt sponsorship deal.

So, if he's a man of his word you would expect United to splash out at least £60 million this summer. As he doesn't have to start repaying the debt until the summer of 2007 I see no reason to doubt this will happen. Watch this space.

(If instead United spend about £10 million on, say, Joey Barton and Kevin Nolan, this will obviously because Ferguson feels this is sufficient to compete with Chelsea, and not because of any fear over debt repayments)

Teh HoBBercraft (the pirate king), Thursday, 25 May 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

you've released a few too, Chesterfield signed Phil Picken yesterday after having him on loan last season.

Porkpie (porkpie), Friday, 26 May 2006 05:57 (nineteen years ago)

He's on the "players out" list.

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 26 May 2006 06:00 (nineteen years ago)

If he's a man of his word you'd expect £25M, not £60M, because that's how much he said they'd spend on players. The statement wasn't made in isolation, but taking into account the finances of the entire organisation.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

He said £25 million net. Even if you take away all of the stuff I mischievoulsy put in there about loaned out players and reduced Wage Bills, you would have to say there's still £10.5m left over to add to this season's £25m, so an absolute minimum of £35.5m, plus potentially another £20m from the Ruud/Obi business on top of that.

Teh HoBBercraft (the pirate king), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

It's okay, given many of his recent signings Ferguson will only waste whatever he's given and Glazer will be dead soon anyway.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

True. With £50 million he could get a whole squad full of Liam Millers.

Teh HoBBercraft (the pirate king), Friday, 26 May 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)


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