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WHAT IS UP SATAN'S ASS?!?

All he wants to do is fuck us up, the dicklicker!

― ... And suddenly Ian Riese-Moraine is a naked man saying, 'Volvo! Volvo!' (Easte, Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I believe that Satan got miffed because God decided humanity was more special than the angels; the entire good vs evil conflict inherent in Christianity is played out in microcosm every day when a jealous older sibling meets the new baby.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

IF HUMANITY'S WORTH MORE THAN ANGELS, WHY THE FUCKING HELL ARE WE EXPECTED TO COUNT ON THEM? Sheepfuxor mongrelling bastards!

― ... And suddenly Ian Riese-Moraine is a naked man saying, 'Volvo! Volvo!' (Easte, Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

You know how the older child has to babysit the younger child once s/he hits junior high? It's like that.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Ahh, oui, je comprend. Je regrette.

― ... And suddenly Ian Riese-Moraine is a naked man saying, 'Volvo! Volvo!' (Easte, Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is helpful.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I love how it is all Satans fault. Who says thats so?

Oh wait, am I meant to take this seriously?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

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― ... And suddenly Ian Riese-Moraine is a naked man saying, 'Volvo! Volvo!' (Easte, Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I love how it is all Satans fault. Who says thats so?

No one says it's all Satan's fault! I mean, he started it because he was all jealous and stuff but Adam and Eve still got grounded over the whole apple thing.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

useful

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Adam and Eve still got grounded over the whole apple thing.
I was wondering why that Catherine Wheel album didn't do as well as Happy Days in America!

― ... And suddenly Ian Riese-Moraine is a naked man saying, 'Volvo! Volvo!' (Easte, Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

And apparently my brother's wondering why CATHERINE WHEEL didn't do as well as HAPPY MONDAYS in America!

― ... And suddenly Ian Riese-Moraine is a naked man saying, 'Volvo! Volvo!' (Easte, Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: "Kinky Afro" vs "Black Metallic"

― The Ghost of DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE, GOD (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll choose god.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

God always gets picked first.

― The Ghost of Man...! (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: "Kinky Afro" vs "Black Metallic"

SHIT! Dan! That's like choosing between masturbation and pig-fucking!

― ... And suddenly Ian Riese-Moraine is a naked man saying, 'Volvo! Volvo!' (Easte, Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh wait, that might have been a bit too revealing about me... Sorry.

― ... And suddenly Ian Riese-Moraine is a naked man saying, 'Volvo! Volvo!' (Easte, Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

TOM PETTY TO THE RESCUE!

― ... And suddenly Ian Riese-Moraine is a naked man saying, 'Volvo! Volvo!' (Easte, Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/gypsyfrocksbedlam/Vote_Satan_Out_3.jpg

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh shit, it's Carrot Top! HEAD FOR THE FUCKING HILLS!!!

― ... And suddenly Ian Riese-Moraine is a naked man saying, 'Volvo! Volvo!' (Easte, Tuesday, 17 May 2005 09:10 (twenty-one years ago)

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