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Ah, shut the fuck up the lot of youse!

And Ken C is dead, dead wrong.

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 19 May 2005 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken C OTM!

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 19 May 2005 08:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I really regret admitting to that now. Ken C really exposed me.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Thursday, 19 May 2005 08:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait. You're not serious? With a squid??

― Masked Gazza, Thursday, 19 May 2005 08:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, and then he got a squid to take a photo!

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 19 May 2005 08:35 (twenty-one years ago)

How'd he get the squid to use all its limbs like that?

― The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Thursday, 19 May 2005 08:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear god Hari, you and yer squid fetishism!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 08:39 (twenty-one years ago)

One with a mop, one holding a bowl of egg white, and two to hold her steady.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 19 May 2005 08:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.fablefactory.com/visitations/images/squidman.gif

ha ha xpost

― weather1ngda1eson (Brian), Thursday, 19 May 2005 08:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently they were stuck like that all night. Mark, how many were there?

― beanz (beanz), Thursday, 19 May 2005 08:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.derok.net/derek3/images/classics/wwf%20breat%20hart%20picture.jpg

― Dom Pastameato (elwisty), Thursday, 19 May 2005 08:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Hari you can't leave us dangling like that (not twice in a week anyway).

― Masked Gazza, Thursday, 19 May 2005 08:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I bet Dom Pastameato shows up in a minute and posts some wrestling art.

― $V£N! (blueski), Thursday, 19 May 2005 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken C sent me the photo. I don't know how he got it, but needless to say, it's not safe for work (not safe for lunch either mind you)

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 19 May 2005 08:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, do you have any proof of this? I'm not sure a *real man* like Hari would do something like that...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 08:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think you can really say that Ken, until you've experienced it.
You don't even know how to program a microwave do you, let alone a machine of that size and sensitivity.

― Masked Gazza, Thursday, 19 May 2005 08:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Oops! Wrong thread!

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 19 May 2005 08:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Really??? But I've never even been to Margate!

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Thursday, 19 May 2005 08:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Gazza, I doubt even the Gang of Four got much in the way of music out of those microwaves.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 19 May 2005 08:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Woah, only just read the thread, sorry, delete last post plz!

Ken C, I like you but that I can't believe you just stood there and took a photo. That's just wrong! And Hari, pissing yourself is one thing but shoving calamari down your y-fronts is another!

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 19 May 2005 08:58 (twenty-one years ago)

WOah, when did doglatin die his hair pink???!

― $V£N! (blueski), Thursday, 19 May 2005 09:00 (twenty-one years ago)

As a teen I once dyed my hair purple, and my dad called me a "fuckin' monkey".

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.orca-divers.com/library/pictures/pg077/images/photogallery77pic04.jpg

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 19 May 2005 09:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Talking of calamari and sex, are there many gay divers around?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 May 2005 09:31 (twenty-one years ago)

You would say that, you fuck squid.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 19 May 2005 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

you go drink goat semen you fucking dick wipe internet geek my girlfriend thinks you're all twats. see i have a girlfriend. like rachel stevens, i get sex you don't ha ha ha

― C Man (elwisty), Thursday, 19 May 2005 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

But everyone knows horror flicks suck.

― beanz (beanz), Thursday, 19 May 2005 09:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha what a dick wad, your're gonna say that Cannibal Holocaust was too much next, you obviously are not getting it.

― C Man (elwisty), Thursday, 19 May 2005 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)

im soooo confused

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Thursday, 19 May 2005 10:12 (twenty-one years ago)

dnftt

― N_RQ, Thursday, 19 May 2005 10:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Squid Lovers was easily a low point in the 80s Italian Horror boom. Just gratuitously nasty.

― TV's Mr Noodle Vague (noodle vague), Thursday, 19 May 2005 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

im still confused and its all doglatins fault

― battlingspacemonkey (battlingspacemonkey), Thursday, 19 May 2005 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently he was caught with a pirate DVD of Squid Lovers and a carrier bag full of crab sticks.

― TV's Mr Noodle Vague (noodle vague), Thursday, 19 May 2005 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

But wait, so why was Ned arrested?

― ... And suddenly Ian Riese-Moraine is a naked man saying, 'Volvo! Volvo!' (Easte, Thursday, 19 May 2005 11:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Well that's what he told the Customs officer, anyway. You really don't want a full body cavity search with one of those things.

― TV's Mr Noodle Vague (noodle vague), Thursday, 19 May 2005 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

...But he didn't even have it with him at the time?

".. damn near killed him" .. roffle...

― diedre mousedropping and a quarter (Dave225), Thursday, 19 May 2005 12:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Thread Begins.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

The next post'll be the one to set this shit in gear, it will. Just watch:

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:51 (twenty-one years ago)

DON'T FUCKIN TRY IT CUNTIN CUNT

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/jamiefake/medibot1.jpg

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Friday, 20 May 2005 07:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's see how Marcello reacts to Medibot.

― Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Friday, 20 May 2005 08:34 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Oh no you didn't!

― wogan lenin (dog latin), Monday, 29 January 2007 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

I started this thread!

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 29 January 2007 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know who started this, but what's the betting dog latin kills this thread (as per)

― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 29 January 2007 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

what have you ever done for us mark?

― vita susicivus (blueski), Monday, 29 January 2007 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

Tell me something I don't know!

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 29 January 2007 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

25,000 unique visitors a day and this is the best we can come up with.

― vita susicivus (blueski), Monday, 29 January 2007 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

Nu-Rave? That's just one band playing indie rock witha Bontempi organ and trying to look like the Happy Mondays.

― wogan lenin (dog latin), Monday, 29 January 2007 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

Who was it told me WL was all about the Klaxons? Someone said he was mad for the Nu-Rave.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

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