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just saw it..anyone else watch it? wasn't worth 8$ but...my cousin admitted that david ducovney(sp?) and that guy from Dude, Where's My Car?! were "hotties"..so..are they hotties and what did you think of the flick?

kevin enas, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, both of them are so not hotties: Duchovny has always been wildly overrated in every conceivable category, and everybody knows that the other lad from Dude, Where's My Car is the main hottie in the movie. But at least Julianne Moore is a hottie.

As for the movie...I have not actually seen it yet, but have seen enough of it on tv to decide it's probably just a really stupid take on Ghostbusters.

Nicole, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Julianne Moore is a hottie." -agreed

kevin enas, Tuesday, 12 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Julianne Moore is an abomination. The only thing that should be hot around her is the pyre she should be burnt on. She destroys any film she occurs in. Safe pretty much destroyed every film released the same year as it.

As for Evolution, isn't it just Ghostbusters with anal penetration gags?

Pete, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

As for Evolution, isn't it just Ghostbusters with anal penetration gags?

WE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY.

Dan Perry, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

seven years pass...

http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/1216126460157.jpg

czn, Thursday, 17 July 2008 21:11 (sixteen years ago)

who printed that?!

Will M., Thursday, 17 July 2008 21:39 (sixteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://www.jamesgunn.com/evolution-fucked-your-shit-up-the-worlds-50-freakiest-animals

an average room of dentists (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 July 2009 20:13 (fifteen years ago)

R.I.P. John A. Keel

kingfish, Monday, 6 July 2009 20:17 (fifteen years ago)

wtf rosy-lipped batfish

lynndie englisher (country matters), Monday, 6 July 2009 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

I like the orchids that look so much like lady bee genitals that a male bee sometimes prefers to fuck the flower rather than a living, real lady bee.

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Monday, 6 July 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/mexican-walking-fish.jpg

The axolotl is a classic example of neotony in nature (retaining the physical characteristics of the baby organism). Basically it looks like a teenage salamander its whole life, never metamorphosing into grown-up amphibian stage. Why? I forget what biologists have suggested.

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Monday, 6 July 2009 20:36 (fifteen years ago)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/elephantshrew.jpg

I would SO be friends with this adorable little guy.

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Monday, 6 July 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

axolotl is my favourite animal after penguin. Also a very good short story by Julio Cortázar.

the shock will be coupled with the need to dance (jim), Monday, 6 July 2009 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/long-beakedechidna.jpg

The echidna is notable for being the other monotreme besides the platypus (mammals that lay eggs but nurse their young). There are 4 species of echidna.

I am adding footnotes bcz this list left cool FACTS out!

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Monday, 6 July 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

'Axolotl' is a fucking amazing story/. Axolotls are popular pets in Japan, they're affectionately called 'wooper roopers.'

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Monday, 6 July 2009 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51QJFMEH5HL._SS500_.jpg

really good translation

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 6 July 2009 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

i love seapig and blobfish

harbl, Monday, 6 July 2009 20:42 (fifteen years ago)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/liger2.jpg
"These dudes escaped from the Phantom Zone and the first thing they want are our ligers"

an average room of dentists (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 July 2009 20:50 (fifteen years ago)

liger is SO FAT

an average room of dentists (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 July 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

I feel this is a good place to share pictures of Chareth Cutestory, my Texas Spiny Softshell turtle:

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/5366/charethside.jpg
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/6978/charethtop.jpg

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Monday, 6 July 2009 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

i like u more every day abbott

an average room of dentists (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 July 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago)

haha, chareth cutestory.

the shock will be coupled with the need to dance (jim), Monday, 6 July 2009 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

OMG OMG OMG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r577ytYTZM
making a thread now

an average room of dentists (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 July 2009 21:12 (fifteen years ago)

the eyes are so WEIRD

Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 6 July 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago)

Ligers (and also tigons, I believe) have some weird genetic thing where they just keep growing forever. Or until they die of a heart condition because it can't keep up, that is..

Demonstrable proof that such beasts are truly abominations against nature, I think... Or why it's a really bad idea to keep horny lions and tigers in the same cage. The continents are separate for a reason people! And it's to stop giant flesh eating predators overrunning us...

Stone Monkey, Monday, 6 July 2009 21:54 (fifteen years ago)

totally want an angora rabbit

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/angora_rabbit.jpg

circa1916, Monday, 6 July 2009 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

I have had nightmares that feature at least half of those creatures.

her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Monday, 6 July 2009 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

suggestive

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/SLiTHERGrant/MySpace%202/geoduck.jpg

circa1916, Monday, 6 July 2009 22:10 (fifteen years ago)

It oozes fluid from a slt at the end, too. ;_;

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Monday, 6 July 2009 22:56 (fifteen years ago)

Geoduck is a Chinese delicacy, blurk.

Echidnas and platypi moms nurse their young by secreting milk through the skin of their bellies.

He could've filled all 50 spots with nightmarish deep-sea fishies.

http://josboys.typepad.com/blog/images/angora_rabbit.jpg

Here is another Angora Rabbit, though I'm pretty sure it's just a mislabeled Hello Kitty skipper.

Leee, Monday, 6 July 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

*slipper

Leee, Monday, 6 July 2009 23:02 (fifteen years ago)

oh god these are all so ridiculous. i love them.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 6 July 2009 23:05 (fifteen years ago)

Malay Eagle Owl above = real-life http://ricster.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/800px-furby.jpg

Chubby Checker Psycho (Pancakes Hackman), Monday, 6 July 2009 23:09 (fifteen years ago)

I love the way that, after she stops tickling the owl, it absolutely refuses to believe it's over, and holds the position until tickling resumes.

Great Expectorations (James Morrison), Monday, 6 July 2009 23:10 (fifteen years ago)

This fuckin thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWC4TLXqa3c
watch how it detaches its lower jaw!

an average room of dentists (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

half bird half field mouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnPKIc9lWiY

an average room of dentists (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

mmmm.... delicious hell creature
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcwhzaoDu40

an average room of dentists (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 03:08 (fifteen years ago)

watch how it detaches its lower jaw!

I will do no such thung :C

Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 03:10 (fifteen years ago)

*thing

Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 03:10 (fifteen years ago)

I want a Malay Eagle Owl and a Slow Loris. I would tickle and pet them all day. They'd be very happy and we'd all be BFFs.

Also, I love that Jerboa.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 03:10 (fifteen years ago)

I think the one that freaks me out the most out of all of those is the Star Nose Mole but I've always thought they were creepy. They're really fast and gah . . . THAT NOSE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zZcrHyqKFA&feature=related

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 03:18 (fifteen years ago)

I decided to be kind and not link to the tubifex worm sewer infestation, but youtube that shit if you think you can handle it. it is UNPLEASANT

Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 03:21 (fifteen years ago)

bonus points: geoduck is pronounced GOOEYDUCK
there was a dope iron chef for it

Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 03:23 (fifteen years ago)

x-post Oh don't worry I've seen that already and you're right - it wasn't very nice.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 03:24 (fifteen years ago)

i seem to recall watching a tv program during childhood that suggested you can turn an axolotl into a proper grown-ass salamander by adding some chemical to the water. was this a lie??

old chisel (haitch), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 03:30 (fifteen years ago)

it was not. awesome!

Unlike some other neotenic salamanders (Sirens and Necturus), axolotls can be induced to metamorphose by an injection of iodine (used in the production of thyroid hormones) or by shots of thyroxine hormone.

old chisel (haitch), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 03:39 (fifteen years ago)

bahahaha forks sweet user name

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 03:47 (fifteen years ago)

The tubifex worm -- is it a colony of worms or is that big lump of gross a single organism?

Leee, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 03:58 (fifteen years ago)

Star nosed moles look like a cartoon explosion has gone off in their face.

ambience chaser (S-), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 04:35 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

I always wanted to be in a band called "Industrial Melanism."

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Thursday, 4 November 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

I have a bunch of unused song titles at the ready and "Industrial Melanism in Peppered Moths" is one of them

glengarry glenn danzig (latebloomer), Thursday, 4 November 2010 23:08 (fourteen years ago)


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