How mad is this.....Colombian midget fighting league!!!

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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

An African Lion is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets
Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion
Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.


peter d (peter dee), Thursday, 19 May 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

Cambodian even!!

peter d (peter dee), Thursday, 19 May 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

ha, this was on a spoofed BBC site the other day. The only way you could tell it was fake was the URL.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

so sad this isn't true

kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 19 May 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

see also

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 May 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

first of april-joke!

Yaphet Kokko, Friday, 20 May 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

However, the Columbian midget fisting league is, indeed, VERY REAL.

donut debonair (donut), Friday, 20 May 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

http://board.offblast.com/files/hippoeatsdwarf_168.jpg


and...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/alanapost/hilda.gif

A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Friday, 20 May 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

i just found this story on my own ... a shame (?) that it isn't true!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 2 June 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

oh my god... the animation!
hahahahahahahah!

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 June 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

This thread always makes me think of the troupe of South American midget acrobats in Ingmar Bergman's The Silence.

Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 3 June 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)


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