Office Supply Abuse

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I'm currently cleaning my nails with a staple remover.

― andy --, Monday, 23 May 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

I had to clean BBQ out of my kepyboard last Friday.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 23 May 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

Quit molesting my stapler!

― Ian Riese-Moraine is on toffuti break! (Eastern Mantra), Monday, 23 May 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

http://www.candylandcrafts.com/images/binderclips.jpg

I use these to keep my Funyuns fresh overnight.

― andy --, Monday, 23 May 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

Me too! Well, chips, not funyuns.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 23 May 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

I spent ages this afternoon trying to use paperclips to pick the lock on my drawer. All it took was a bit of a leverage with a screwdriver in the end. My Team America DVD was retrieved. Then I found the key lying on top of some papers, oh dear.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 23 May 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

I just finished burning/stealing over 1000 fonts.

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Monday, 23 May 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

I just had to buy a font that was created in 1892.. don't they fall into public domain at some point?

― andy --, Monday, 23 May 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

Which one? (I wannna see if I have it.)

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Monday, 23 May 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

Steady on. Good office supplies were built to take abuse.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

I use the dust-off to propel crumbs out of the keyboard, and screen cleaner to clean my glasses.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

"Which one? (I wannna see if I have it.).."

Akzidenz Grotesk.

― andy --, Monday, 23 May 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

ooh... no, I don't have that one. It's lovely, though.

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

I use the photo studio's fancy-schmancy camera to take my emo glamour shots for Myspace.com

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

I use the computer to idly surf the internet. Am I alone in this?

― andy --, Monday, 23 May 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

yes

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

Also I bend and shape paperclips to finish Buckminster Fullers unfinished business.

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 23 May 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

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