CoqForce USA - NYC trip June 10th - ?

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After a little quality time here in Van. with Godfather Gygax and Donut 'Gloryhole' Biznatch, I'm leaving for NYC on the tenth of June with my DJ friends Jason aka mygayhusband and Paul Devro, and we're looking for a good time, so mail me, I already got plans to party with phil-two. During my stay I plan to rent a car and visit Al in Baltimore, then bus it to Montreal to take care of some bidness, then be back in time for summer school. Color me in!

LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 04:44 (nineteen years ago) link

dude time to destroy the city. it's on.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 04:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Wait, your friend is MY!GAY!HUSBAND? He's co-DJing with a friend of mine 3ric aka DJ Fucking In The Streets. What's up?

Sadly, I won't be free for FAPing in Van this weekend as I'm going with a friend and he has to get "the tour" and he offered to drive and wants to see things not people and blah blah blah :/ , but I will be back very soon on my own or with Seattle brand FAPablez.. probably in July and/or August for sure.

donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 04:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah dude Jason is going to Seattle tomorrow! A whole grip of my friends are coming down too (I can't make it, I got too much shit to do), but yeah I'll tell him to ask for you!

Stence, this has been in the making for too long. I'll mail you shortly (do you leave the exclamation point in your email or is it an 'i'?).

LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 04:54 (nineteen years ago) link

i, dude.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 04:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Cool man check yr mail, my phone # and other info is in there. YEAH

LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 05:03 (nineteen years ago) link

(i wish i could make the thing tomorrow, but too much work this week. >:( )

donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 05:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Coq!!! Where the hell is the steering committee.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 05:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Check your mail too superjew! Can't wait to meet yalls

LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 06:12 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.pauldevro.com/events.htm

That's Devro, check his tracks, super good kid, one of the only guys throwing grime nights of any real import in Van. - he and J. are bringing their shit, this is gonna be some serious FAP excellence if we plan it straight. Maybe we should hijack someone's night and show yall how canucks do it, reeeal properliiike.

LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 06:23 (nineteen years ago) link

(the Bombs Over Baghdad devromix is the best one to d/l)

LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 06:24 (nineteen years ago) link

i'll be around, brother

Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 12:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahahaha, hello. this is the one to check.

http://www.pauldevro.com/sounds/M.I.A.%20-%20Bucky%20Done%20Gun%20(Paul%20Devro%20Remix).mp3

Baltic was fun. Jason played as usual a killer set minus the record skips.

Paul Devro, Friday, 3 June 2005 01:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm still alive, miraculously. At phil's place rite now, Tracer call me foo, stence you too, yancey you too - just mail me for the digits if you ain't got em yet. GNARLY pics coming up.

LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 13 June 2005 03:02 (nineteen years ago) link

dude, i am hallucinating from being up for nearly 36 hours. call me tomorrow. i might meet up with ian teh johnson and somoke tey good erb inna da williamsburg which is where da phil lives, so hit my digits. did i give them too you?

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 June 2005 03:07 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah lecoq is on his knees doing bad things right now.

phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 13 June 2005 03:07 (nineteen years ago) link

awesome.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 June 2005 03:07 (nineteen years ago) link

did you introduce him to you know who yet?

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 June 2005 03:08 (nineteen years ago) link

who?

phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 13 June 2005 03:09 (nineteen years ago) link

You know, who.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 June 2005 03:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Also please tell that sweet drunk if he doesn't come down to Bumbershoot when I'm there I'm kicking his ass.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 June 2005 03:10 (nineteen years ago) link

sheesh phil it's not like i haven't done certain things in that apartment, tho not with you. maybe that's why you don't remem ber.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 June 2005 03:10 (nineteen years ago) link

oh, her, i told you i havent seen her in ages!

phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 13 June 2005 03:18 (nineteen years ago) link

me neither.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 June 2005 03:19 (nineteen years ago) link

HOW DID I MISS THIS

Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Monday, 13 June 2005 03:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Is this over?

Paul Eater (eater), Monday, 13 June 2005 14:42 (nineteen years ago) link

LCQ, I ended up in EAST VAN at some speakeasy bingo/poker parlor raking some old dudes for all their cash until way too late!

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 13 June 2005 15:03 (nineteen years ago) link

fancy a beer on wednesday night anyone?

charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 13 June 2005 15:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Catching a bus from flatbush to Baltimore tmrw afternoon to see Scrimpley - BUT DON"T WORRY I"M COMING BACK TO NYC IN A MONTH, MAYBE SOONER. TTYL Im jacking a signal right now - full rundown when i get to Al's, PEACE

LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 13 June 2005 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

ugh im dying my head my stomach my bowels i hate u

phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 13 June 2005 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

LeCoq did you feed Phil rat poison?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 13 June 2005 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

The CoqForce works in mysterious ways. (aw slime)

donut e-goon (donut), Monday, 13 June 2005 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link

gareth you gonna be in town wednesday? coq, did phil give you my number? i just woke up but i'd be down for doing something tonight. i haven't called ian yet but i might still roll over to wburg, maybe.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 June 2005 18:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd like a beer.

the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Monday, 13 June 2005 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link

yes, i should be in town wednesday through to...dont know yet, maybe sunday.

i was in pittsburgh, yesterday!

charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 13 June 2005 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link

gareth when r u going to come hang out with me, u r only 20 minutes away and i am booorrreed :(

Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link

In Baltimore right now w Shipley - my bus broke down in the killer heat on the way here FOUR TIMES and I almost got in a brawl with Al's roommate 5 mins after walking in the door btu it's all good now. I'll put together a photo album after Mtl, too busy right now.

Anyone I didn't get to meet in NYC this time round, I'll be back very soon, and I'll be sticking around w way more time & flexibility cuz I'll be staying w these 2 insane girls I ended up spending most my time w in Wburg - no dropping cash on hotels this time round, so I'll be able to meet ALL of you and get way more shopping/partying done, YAY!

ps - HBD Tracer you radical dude and good luck to Tom and Ally on the wedding planning!

LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:51 (nineteen years ago) link

how long are you in B'more?

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Till tmrw morning, then I gotta fly to Mtl to conference w my bands, then I go home to have a major bluntage session w Dave Q (omg just dying for BC budz again). Oh yeah I gotta tell yall when I have time abt how I almost got killed in Bed-Stuy and saved an old Hasidic woman's life!

LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:59 (nineteen years ago) link

! Was it a heroic story?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:00 (nineteen years ago) link

OK so I'm walking down the street with a double BK Whopper in my hand getting my grub on at like 3-4 a.m., and these three orthodox girls (very pretty, NYC ortho jewgirls are so hot!) flag me down, and apparently their gramma's ventilator got unplugged on the way up the stairs and they're not allowed by religious law to plug the shit back in! So there I am, flying up four flights to resuce this gasping old lady. The prettiest daughter kinda looked like Jami Gertz and I wanted to geek that ass but it was probably inappropriate. She has the same last name as ILX's very own Sym Sym!

LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:06 (nineteen years ago) link

You have so many adventures dood...

Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Coq, I called you, but I was on a noisy street and I got a long greeting message left by a honey-voiced young dame, doing some sort of promotion, and I thought to myself, "well that sounds exactly like LC, getting a girlfriend to leave his outgoing message, and doubling his mobile as a promo vehicle" so I left a message where I called you "earwax" and "underpants" and eventually got called back by a girl with the same voice as the one on the message and she told me I had the wrong number. "I'm in British Columbia," she said. "I'm on the corner of first and 7th in New York!" I wanted to keep talking to her, but my girlfriend was waiting for me just around the corner.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link

LeCoq, my friend, you are indeed the lifesaver. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link

you saved my second aunt's life! you have my permission to geek any ass you want, dude!

Sym Sym (sym), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link

seriously, there's only about 20 ppl in N. America with my last name. I don't know these hot chasidit chix, but I'm sure I'm related to them.

speaking of Jews, 50 Sh3k3l's' website is insane. He's become a J3w f0r J3sus. I'm frightened.

Sym Sym (sym), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, the trip is officially done - I got blunted w Dave Q last night, which was my original 'finish line'. Photo + video album coming tonight.


A few memorable quotes from the trip:

M!G!H! (after spotting a super hot girl on a bike - he speaks like a wide-eyed little boy when he drops lines btw): Ooooooh look at herrrrr! I wanna climb on that bike behind her and give her AIIIIIDS!


Al (talking about David Banner's 'Play'): This is really the most clit obsessed song ever!
Me: It seems to be a hot-button issue for David.
Al: Yep.


WORST BLANK EVER - Nick from the Unicorns: "Hey what's up man? I'm Nick." Me: "Whatup man! Smoke weed? So what do you do for a living?"


M!G!H! (as a car with 22" spinners passed us, he jumped like a boy): OMG OMG those are sooooo HOTT! They're NEVER gonna stop! They CAN'T!


Ishmael from Duchess Says (upon hearing that Samantha Fox was in town and possibly on her way to meet us - heavy accent btw): SamanTA Fox?! Oh man, I am not going to shake her hand, you know? I just going to shake her chest...(does the boob-shaking motion)....Allo SamanTA!

LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 23 June 2005 01:33 (nineteen years ago) link

10 yr old project chick in Brooklyn in one of those block carnivals, on her cellphone: "NO! NO! He straight up punched me in my fucking face, just like that! No FUCK that, that cheap motherFUCKER punched me in the side of my head!"

(I almost dropped to my knees in praise of her ruggedness...)

LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 23 June 2005 01:37 (nineteen years ago) link


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