How to make a Gay Fruit Fly

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http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/03/science/03cell.html?8hpib

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― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Do Gay Fruit Flies like a banana?

― Hunter (Hunter), Friday, 3 June 2005 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

department of redundancy department

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 3 June 2005 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"gay fruit fly" sounds like a great mixed drink.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 3 June 2005 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

redecorate its gourd

― Aaron A., Friday, 3 June 2005 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

The host at a party I was at last night had an Australian Blue Tongue lizard.

http://www.belden-arts.com/photo/blueT.jpg

I'm not usually super reptile friendly, but Stumpy seemd a nice beast and he hung out on my shoulder for a while. Later the host slipped me a banana and I put Stumpy on the mantelpiece and fed it to him. He was a ravenous little glutton.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

According to that article, fruit flies screw for 20 minutes. That would be like 9.5 days for a person. They must be using something.

― Hunter (Hunter), Friday, 3 June 2005 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

That fruit fly is so HOT. how many drinks will it take him to bed me?

― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Friday, 3 June 2005 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

They're kidding with the pink eyes, right???

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 3 June 2005 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

wink, wink. nudge, nudge.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Do they buzz with a lisp? And what does that sound like? BTHTHTHTHTHTH?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 3 June 2005 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

We need to find the human equivalent to this and massively dose the Xtian right with it.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

but what about the IMPLICATIONS, people? is our behavior even more genetically-based than we thought? am i doomed by my genes to sit at the computer contemplating these matters? is free will an illusion?

why do fools fall in love? who killed Laura Palmer?

― latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

So, like, I didn't bother with actually reading the article, but does it say anything about putting the hetero fruit fly in a glass jar with an Ornaldo Bloomps fruit fly?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

How to make a gay fruit fly? Give him a plane ticket!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god I'm so alone.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought the punchline was going to be along the lines of throwing a mango out the window.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.eonline.com/On/Snl/PhotoGallery/Images/snl101.lopez.skit.010704.jpg

― The Ghost of MANGO! (Dan Perry), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I purposely worded my post above to include 'slipped me a banana' and not one of you has had the wit to joke about it. What's the use in setting you people up if you're too feckless to even make the joke?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm glad I don't watch television - I don't want to know what that is.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry MW, I just assumed that you were flatly stating that you skull-fucked a lizard with someone else's dick and I was trying to back slowly out of the room.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 3 June 2005 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

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