This is the thread for admitting that Big Brother would rock if a total and utter fucking crazy ass lunatic was in the house...

Would someone please go in the Big Brother house and do really daft shit like lock themselves in the toilet on behalf of the Palestine liberation movement and put a knife to their wrists and threaten to kill themself if anyone tries to rescue them?!?!

Then two days later the person could just walk out, comment, "I'm hungry now" and act as if nothing happened. Maybe while in the loo they could write slogans in their own poo or something?!

Or how about if someone walked about with their hand on their willy all day - male porno like - so the cameras couldn't show anything on Channel 4?

Why do no REALLY crazy people on BB and do really insane stuff? It would be a total laugh riot.