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I've had more that one experience where you horndogs want to turn an innocent chat or phone conversation into cybersex or phone sex. Don't the have 900 numbers for that? Why do you do this?

― LoggedOut, Monday, 6 June 2005 05:15 (twenty years ago)

OH GAWD ITS ALL CATCHING UP TO ME

― Actor Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis (jingleberries), Monday, 6 June 2005 05:18 (twenty years ago)

men be pervin!

― Lingbertt, Monday, 6 June 2005 05:29 (twenty years ago)

at least they're upfront about it. every "innocent" conversation has a post-hangup coda, unseen by the female half, wherein the male cries softly to himself and masturbates into a crusty copy of Alternative Press.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 6 June 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)

they also do it to the other ILXor men that they call -- THEY BE FAGGOS OMGWTF!!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 6 June 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

just a couple of str8 bros havin fun, kickin back, explorin an' shit! nothin' queer

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 6 June 2005 05:51 (twenty years ago)

most disappointing thread ever, what w/ that promising title
.

― Vichitravirya XI, Monday, 6 June 2005 05:57 (twenty years ago)

900 numbers cost $!

― oops (Oops), Monday, 6 June 2005 05:59 (twenty years ago)

explorin an' shit! nothin' queer

"explorin an' shit"?!? what, are all y'all lewis & clark or something?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 6 June 2005 05:59 (twenty years ago)

I have had many, many more non-sexual conversations with men of ILx than I have had filthy ones.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 6 June 2005 05:59 (twenty years ago)

I'm still curious if this thread is talking about experiences with all men or ILXor men.

GIRL: "Hey, can you gmail me an MP3 of that hot new pop song??"
GUY: "Sure! Right after I rub off a quick one."
GIRL: "Fine..."

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 6 June 2005 06:00 (twenty years ago)

Every single ILXor, male or female, has sent me pictures of their cock. It's disgusting.

― Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Monday, 6 June 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

http://65.110.51.90/sodfkl0jdof1jpa6sd1asef0fklj/loc141/a02_chrisbeer.jpg

― Vichitravirya XI, Monday, 6 June 2005 06:11 (twenty years ago)

OMG Ally, you should do a calendar and sell it -- cocks of ILX!
xpost

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 6 June 2005 06:11 (twenty years ago)

I do not recall sending pictures of any part of my anatomy to any other ILxors. Then again, one realises the shaky relationship that Ms Ally has with such obdurate concepts as "truth" and "reality."

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 6 June 2005 06:13 (twenty years ago)

ar least the females didnt send pix of their hairy nipples

― Vichitravirya XI, Monday, 6 June 2005 06:14 (twenty years ago)

Or perhaps 'jokes'

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 6 June 2005 06:14 (twenty years ago)

Haha what was that phrase Orbit used again? Oh yes, "cocks of ILX."

― Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Monday, 6 June 2005 06:15 (twenty years ago)

shaky obdurate cocks

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 6 June 2005 06:15 (twenty years ago)

Actually I didn't mind when Kenan posted his er, equipment because it was done in such a joyful, innocent way. I think the context has a lot to do with it. Perv is an attitude more than an act , I think. A sense of entitlement. Exhibitionsim is innocent and joyful, different. I blither.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 6 June 2005 06:21 (twenty years ago)

No, perversion is a perversion and leads to child molestation. Exhibitionsim should be confined to the museum. You need to castrate yourself and go out and meet the new peoples instead of giving them AIDs.

― Comstock Carabinieri (nostudium), Monday, 6 June 2005 06:32 (twenty years ago)

kenan posted his picture on the internet? so aside from his and momus, how many male ilx penises have been spotted around these parts ?

― Vichitravirya XI, Monday, 6 June 2005 06:33 (twenty years ago)

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/ers/77062081.html

COme see me or i will see you. I am normal,nice, open minded and really cool.
I will make it worth your time.Mel 310---four six one two one five three

― Vichitravirya XI, Monday, 6 June 2005 06:36 (twenty years ago)

This is grossly horrendos. Why do we need to see private parts on public message board? Sex is like dancing and playing the cribbage and smoking pots - it is all right to do, as long as you do it in privates.

― Comstock Carabinieri (nostudium), Monday, 6 June 2005 06:37 (twenty years ago)

that link is not work-safe, k.

― Vichitravirya XI, Monday, 6 June 2005 06:37 (twenty years ago)

does "speaking Greek" here mean something related to...er. fraternities?

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/ers/77200022.html

I am a neighbor of Chop Chop. I am Chop Chop Chop. I do it all!!!
Call me you horny motherfuckers!!!!! 310-918-6741

- and look, she's just a long distance fone call away for most of you...no need for 900 #

― Vichitravirya XI, Monday, 6 June 2005 06:46 (twenty years ago)

another Greek reference

― Vichitravirya XI, Monday, 6 June 2005 06:48 (twenty years ago)

Chimp shit tossing fetishist seeks man or woman to role play as caged chimp. I'll be the taunting zoogoer. Shit in your hand and hurl it at my face. I'll scream with shock and delight.

No kooks.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 6 June 2005 06:53 (twenty years ago)

Yeah i was just gonna post that link

it's "real" -> http://losangeles.craigslist.org/msr/77127168.html

― Vichitravirya XI, Monday, 6 June 2005 06:55 (twenty years ago)

surprised it wasnt removed yet

― Vichitravirya XI, Monday, 6 June 2005 06:56 (twenty years ago)

LoggedOut, wanna cyber? asl

― Amon (eman), Monday, 6 June 2005 10:57 (twenty years ago)

"how many male ilx penises have been spotted around these parts ?"

Whose parts?

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 6 June 2005 11:39 (twenty years ago)

spotted dicks

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 6 June 2005 12:21 (twenty years ago)

I SAID I was just playin' less you say I can, LoggedOut!!!

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 6 June 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)

nine years pass...

https://31.media.tumblr.com/e6666a9026d022c04cc634bc6f94b4c3/tumblr_n7ulddXSzX1tqaiuuo1_500.gif

― 龜✊ (wins), Thursday, 16 October 2014 18:36 (eleven years ago)

http://i60.tinypic.com/123kr3b.gif

― sleepingbag, Thursday, 16 October 2014 18:40 (eleven years ago)

I have had many, many more non-sexual conversations with men of ILx than I have had filthy ones.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, June 6, 2005 5:59 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 16 October 2014 19:55 (eleven years ago)

900 numbers cost $!

― oops (Oops), Monday, June 6, 2005 6:59 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― 龜✊ (wins), Thursday, 16 October 2014 20:00 (eleven years ago)

lol @ this thread

― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Thursday, 16 October 2014 20:01 (eleven years ago)

Worst part is that I was able to come up with a third ILXor penis I've seen (excluding my own.)

― pplains, Thursday, 16 October 2014 20:05 (eleven years ago)

three years pass...

wait wut

― infinity (∞), Thursday, 7 December 2017 17:08 (eight years ago)

hey, a/s/l?

― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 7 December 2017 17:59 (eight years ago)

ysi?

― straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 December 2017 18:07 (eight years ago)

done, check yr inbox

― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 7 December 2017 18:12 (eight years ago)

I guess in one sense it's better to know what's right and not do it then to not know what's right and not do it.

I think there's a solid case to be made that the former is worse than the latter!

― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Thursday, 7 December 2017 18:15 (eight years ago)

Whoa, wrong thread

― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Thursday, 7 December 2017 18:15 (eight years ago)

dont be shy sund4r we dont bite

― infinity (∞), Thursday, 7 December 2017 18:32 (eight years ago)

If you a man then you in the right thread

― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 7 December 2017 18:43 (eight years ago)

i stay out of the no boys allowed thread and would appreciate the same courtesy

― fuiud, mac (rip van wanko), Thursday, 7 December 2017 18:47 (eight years ago)

august ames died :_(

― fuiud, mac (rip van wanko), Thursday, 7 December 2017 18:48 (eight years ago)

x-post - lol except the guy thread is pretty much every other thread on ILX

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 7 December 2017 18:50 (eight years ago)

keep it in here boys!

― marcos, Thursday, 7 December 2017 18:50 (eight years ago)

It's the first ilx thread designed especially for men

― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 7 December 2017 18:52 (eight years ago)

with the male poster in mind

― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 7 December 2017 18:52 (eight years ago)

Check yr ego at the door

This is the mens thread

Who needs a shoulder to cry on

― infinity (∞), Thursday, 7 December 2017 18:57 (eight years ago)

Disappointed in enbb tbh, very disappointed

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 19:01 (eight years ago)

why is ap enis?

― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 7 December 2017 19:07 (eight years ago)

x-post - No you're not.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 7 December 2017 19:14 (eight years ago)

Rumbled

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 19:19 (eight years ago)

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/ers/77062081.html

COme see me or i will see you. I am normal,nice, open minded and really cool.
I will make it worth your time.Mel 310---four six one two one five three
― Vichitravirya XI, Monday, June 6, 2005 2:36 AM (twelve years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I find that first sentence threatening and have notified... Craig

― fuiud, mac (rip van wanko), Thursday, 7 December 2017 19:19 (eight years ago)

ilx pour homme

― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 7 December 2017 19:20 (eight years ago)

Poor homie

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 19:20 (eight years ago)

IS IRON JOHN IN THE HOUSE

― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 7 December 2017 19:23 (eight years ago)

I have had many, many more non-sexual conversations with men of ILx than I have had filthy ones.
― luna (luna.c), Sunday, June 5, 2005 10:59 PM (twelve years ago)

― sarahell, Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:20 (eight years ago)

#notallilxmen

― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:28 (eight years ago)

i honestly don't know if luna was "real" but if not, that's some genius trolling

― fuiud, mac (rip van wanko), Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:31 (eight years ago)

You what

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:33 (eight years ago)

thats lunacy

― infinity (∞), Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:33 (eight years ago)

hey it's been a while

― fuiud, mac (rip van wanko), Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:35 (eight years ago)

hiii ^_^

― infinity (∞), Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)

how the fuck do people have 99.99999% knowledge and retention of ilxor.com detrius

― fuiud, mac (rip van wanko), Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:38 (eight years ago)

ilx never forgets

― infinity (∞), Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:39 (eight years ago)

You got to go back and reread constantly, and fp every day

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:42 (eight years ago)

Can you all teach me how to 'bro down'? I never did it before.

― Smoothie Newton (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)

Have you brod up first

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)

gotta have that quiver of homies first

― fuiud, mac (rip van wanko), Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:46 (eight years ago)

wait what homie is quivering

― infinity (∞), Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:49 (eight years ago)

whenever I notice pareene's name on something I have a weird ILX drama flashback and feel bad for remembering

― louise ck (milo z), Thursday, 7 December 2017 20:58 (eight years ago)

yup

― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 7 December 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)

it was a bad interview

― fuiud, mac (rip van wanko), Thursday, 7 December 2017 21:01 (eight years ago)

ILX is the original alternative social mwedia

― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:29 (eight years ago)

one man's media is another man's poison

― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:33 (eight years ago)

earlier today I was wondering what its like when Hulk gets a boner - green tree of power? would he have to mat ewith a female blue whale?

― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 19:46 (eight years ago)

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