My new coat you fuXing bastards

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I beat some bastard on Ebay, though he forced the price up above £40 at the last minute.

― DG, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

New unsure how I'm going to pay for it answers!

― DG, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Uh invalid item, DH.

― helen fordsdale, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you bought pretader?

― mike hanle y, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

never mind the coat d to the g, you bought some right other rubbish! although The Man Machine is a brilliant album. is Neon Lights your fave?

― gareth, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

smooth transaction, would recomend A+++++++++++++++

Actually I like the coat and am now jealous, I want one for my collection

― Menelaus Darcy, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Man that coat rules! Give it to me for free.

― Kodanshi, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

So when's the operation, then?

― RickyT, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Operation?

― DG, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You know, the coat transplant.

― RickyT, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You actually planning on wearing it, Mr G?

― Graham, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Of course I'm planning to wear it especially as it is now MINE (paid by Switch, you see). It is a great deal swankier than my current coat, I hope the buttons are nice and shiny too.
As for the other stuff - yes I did buy 'Predator', not only is it the most hilariously macho film EVAH, FatNick knows practically every line and watching his 'interpretation' of it is GRATE. The rest is old Judge Dredd comics as I am a geeX0r.

― DG, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

cor! it is swanky!

― katie, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, Wheeler has a much nicer coat, it's Soviet.

― Ally, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

DG now needs a handbag to raise in the air. "Ooooo-oooooh"!!!

― Sarah, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

it is not swanky, it quite clearly says "drab"

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

dg, my friends also have much nicer coats. and shoes. and jobs. and teeth. and little brothers. i think they're yugoslavian. (even, the teeth.)

― jess, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Buttocks to Wheeler. My coat is BESTEST!

― DG, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What R wrong with Dg coat? hw r going to use it to swank around like someone from war film! this R right up his alley!

Predator = best film EVA. It R having top arnie quoting action as well as having DG in title role! (I R having proof! and he R being quite the handsome devil!)

― Jim Hopper! I nuuuuuu this man!, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What did you retract a bid on, DG?

― Mark C, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That coat is a bit dodgy, to tell the truth. Wheeler's is nicer. And my black trenchcoat would be way better if I could remember to clean the puke off the collar, it has a KGB pin on it. It is way better than my ex-roomie's coat, which was giant, furry, red and looked like she had murdered Elmo and made him coatlike.

― Ally, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Fatnick is just so *clever*, isn't he?

In fact, I hear that the BBC are considering Brian Perkins's position very carefully ...

― Robin Carmody, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My coat is bestest. It came this morning in a big box and smells like a museum. It's certainly not made with 21st century materials, it weighs a ton, and it doesn't have shiny buttons cos it's obviously supposed to have been worn at the front line. It's dated April 1944 according to a patch on the inside, AND IT'S MINE! Hands off you fuX0rs!

― DG, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think DGs coat is better. And I am assuming I will no doubt see it soon! Ally, stop being so jealous. Why does DGs coat make you so... insecure?

― Sarah, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What's more, the box the coat came in has been turned into a little fort by my cat.

― DG, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I want a coat now too! Don't worry DG, not yours!

― Sarah, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The eBay purchase I am currently waiting on is an Afro Ken wallhanger, btw.

― Sarah, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You can't have it! It's MINE!

― DG, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The coat that is, not the afro ken thing.

― DG, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

my mom has afro ken on her desktop! i sent her a picture months ago when hanle y first posted the thread about him, and there he was over thanksgiving, all goofy hair and dead sanrio eyes. roXor!

― jess, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I wanted the Afroken xmas wreath so badly, alas I was outbid.

― Nicole, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I will bid 20p for a photo of your cat in its coatbox fort.

― Rebecca, Friday, 14 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It was the sweetest thing I've seen for a long time (until I saw photos of LC's parent's new puppy), but we didn't get a photo I'm afraid.
That knobgoblin friend of mine CR managed to burn holes in my coat by absent-mindedly flicking his roll-up ciggys over it. I got my own back though, I embarrassed him on front of his AWFUL friends, but that's another thread.

― DG, Saturday, 15 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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