Anal phrases that pepper everyday office conversation

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He wouldn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

She's such an ass kisser.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

God, this is a pain in the ass.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

He totally reamed me out.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

I've got work up the wazoo.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:50 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, when monkeys fly out of my butt.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:50 (twenty years ago)

Oh, God, put it in my ass!

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:51 (twenty years ago)

Oh, sorry, that's Gear's apartment phrases.

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:51 (twenty years ago)

(you must work the swing shift)

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:52 (twenty years ago)

(actually, there are rather more anal phrases in everyday office conversation than I expected...)

Opinions are like assholes.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

I had a friend in college who, for a time, had only ever had sex at work.

― slightly more subdued (kenan), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:54 (twenty years ago)

what smells like ass in here?

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:54 (twenty years ago)

now we're kicking ass!

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:54 (twenty years ago)

"It's okay that you have to work overtime. I can relate. I spend a lot of time on certain things because I'm really anal."

― rett bratner (deangulberry), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:30 (twenty years ago)

you farted, didn't you?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:42 (twenty years ago)

mind if i dust your screen for you? it's bugging me.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

I told him he could kiss my ass.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:47 (twenty years ago)

"they seem to butt heads a lot"

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)

today someone said "yeah, he's got his fist in there, and i'm working on getting it out"

he was cropping photos

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:49 (twenty years ago)

what an odd euphemism

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:50 (twenty years ago)

TS: Cropping photos vs. tossing salads.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 9 June 2005 05:35 (twenty years ago)

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