Ewan McGregor Wants Off ... THE ISLAND!

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A synopsis of the trailer:

Ewan: blah blah ISLAND?
Sean Bean: blah blah scientific blah blah
Scarlett Johnansen: I AM PRETTY WHEN I DON'T TALK LOOK AT MY BEESTUNG LIPS
Ewan: blah blah blah ISLAND! blah blah
Bean: wha?
Scarlett: I AM GOING TO THE ISLAND BECAUSE I AM SPECIAL AND DON'T TALK
Ewan: blah blah ISLAND = DEATH! blah blah
Bean: ha ha pwned
Random Guy: blah blah CLONES!
Bean: ha ha 2x pwnage
Scarlett: KISS ME BECAUSE I WANT YOUR BODY OBI WAN AND I ONLY TALK WHEN I AM READY FOR THE SEX
Ewan: blah blah SEX? blah blah
Scarlett: MWAH!
Ewan: blah blah HANG ON blah blah KILL ISLAND! blah blah blah blah

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

Random Guy: blah blah CLONES!

Does he attack them?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

Ewan: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!
Scarlett: MWAH!

― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Cloning for parts? (note the "island" motif)
http://www.ipasifika.com/images/48brown.gif

― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

Guy on left: Heh, heh, I got arms.
Guy on right: Not for long, you cocky clone!

― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

Sean Bean is in this? Cool!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORD...THE ISLAND.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

potatoes

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

Have we ever had a thread where we list people who's names look like they should rhyme, but when spoken aloud, really don't?

― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

What's wrong with Scarlett's voice? I think it's great.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

http://www.threemoviebuffs.com/miscreview/scott_spongebobsquarepants1.jpg

― Huk-L, Thursday, 9 June 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

i for one think this looks pretty good.

― g e o f f (gcannon), Thursday, 9 June 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

my friend asked if this was a perfume commercial when we saw the preview last week, it totally looks like one!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Thursday, 9 June 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

Calvin Klein's Island

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Thursday, 9 June 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

I WANT YOUR GENES!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 9 June 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

No, no, Jocelyn - I have no prob @ all w/ SJ's voice! It's just that SHE SAYS ALMOST NOTHING IN THE TRAILER. It's like that commercial w/ her and the French GHB-spiking dude from The West Wing, except worse because blah blah ISLAND!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 9 June 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

Blah Blah Island vs. Horse vs. Elephant

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 June 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

i for one think this looks pretty good.

Me too, completely. I think the marketing genius whose idea it was to air commercials for this during the LOST season finale was...you know...a...genius.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 9 June 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

this is just a remake of the vastly superior PARTS: THE CLONUS HORROR.

― latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Thursday, 9 June 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

"vastly superior"

(Now if you're talking about the MST version, by all means.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 June 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

I predict that the movie will reveal the rest of the world has no idea that these clones are thinking adult humans and the clones get saved.

In my version, I'd end with the "clone harvest" ceremony during which the clone is harvested of all usable organs then eaten by the original person, completing the cycle.

― mike h. (mike h.), Thursday, 9 June 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

So this is not actually a Logan's Run remake?

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 9 June 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

"vastly superior"

(Now if you're talking about the MST version, by all means.)

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 9th, 2005.

well, were talking about michael bay here.

― latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Thursday, 9 June 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

my friend asked if this was a perfume commercial when we saw the preview last week, it totally looks like one!

-- Homosexual II (mandeewrigh...), June 9th, 2005.

otfm!

― latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Thursday, 9 June 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

the Logan's Run remake comes out next year

― kf, Thursday, 9 June 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

NEWS FLASH STOP

MICHAEL BAY WANTED TO MAKE POPCORN MOVIE WITH THE ISLAND STOP

SCARLETT JOHANSEN HAD TO RUN A LOT STOP

HIGHWAY SCENE SHAMELESSLY RIPS OFF MATRIX SEQUEL SCENE STOP

WESLEYAN ALUM DIE AGAIN STOP STOP STOP

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 4 July 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

It has the same plot as Ishiguro's "Lever Let Me Go". I think Bay's version will be better.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 4 July 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

Sean Bean is in this? Cool!

Unique.

― Huey (Huey), Monday, 4 July 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

Lever Let Me Go? Is it a romance about basic machinery concepts?

"Oh Inclined Plane, we could NEVER be together!"

xpost 'unique' is of course pronounced 'you-knee-cue.'

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 4 July 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

trailer looked good.

― N_RQ, Monday, 4 July 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)

he wants ON the island!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

HIGHWAY SCENE SHAMELESSLY RIPS OFF MATRIX SEQUEL SCENE STOP

Considering this was the only part of Matrices 2 & 3, I can't see how this is a problem.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 11:26 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha

Considering this was the only part of Matrices 2 & 3... THAT WAS WORTH WATCHING.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 11:26 (twenty years ago)

Parts: the Clonus Horror i tell you.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0078062/

― latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 11:33 (twenty years ago)

I'm really miffed because I was hoping for a return to Michael Bay's auteur days circa Bad Boys.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 11:59 (twenty years ago)

I would pay for this movie ten times over rather than pay once to see War Of The Worlds.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

Dan's ringing endorsement of the latest Michael Bay thriller was made possible in part by the Liberty Bell.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 12:56 (twenty years ago)

Ewan McGregor + Scarlett Johansen = DAN'S PERFECT MOVIE (version 3)

As a complete yangent, I saw "Diary Of A Mad Black Woman" and I am now more in love with Kimberly Elise than ever.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 12:58 (twenty years ago)

Dan OTM, why do so many people think this is going to be bad? Did you all not see Bad Boys II?* Ewan and Scarlett aren't painful to watch in the least, so I don't think arguments that this is going to tread in Armageddon territory hold up.

* To be honest, Will Smith does a lot for a movie when you don't make him wear a suit. Not sure how but it's the truth, look:

Hitch: suit. supposedly completely horrible. seems about right.
I, Robot: no suit. brilliant although it had no right to be.
Bad Boys II: no suit. another brilliant piece of summer trash.
Men in Black II: suit. unwatchable shit.
Ali: didn't see it. suit? anybody?
The Legend of Bagger Vance: kind of a suit. all movies where black men play ghosts are automatically shit though.
Wild Wild West: no suit. not really. not even piles upon piles of the purest cocaine can help explain this movie. completely brilliant non-stop wtf.
Enemy of the State: suit. stupid without being fun at all. mediocre in every respect.
Men in Black: suit. mildly entertaining once, totally unwatchable the second time around because the entire film is exposition.
Independence Day: no suit. unless you count a marine uniform. but you shouldn't, because this is the greatest film anybody in it has ever been in.
Bad Boys: haven't seen it. yet.
Six Degrees of Separation: suit. definitely suit. also: boring and dumb.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha did you miss the "Bad Boys II" thread, Tom? It basically turned into this:

Side A: Wow that movie was fun!
Side B: OMG YOU SICK BASTARD THAT MOVIE WAS NONSTOP SNUFF PORN EW EW EW

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)

(I might be paraphrasing and misrepresenting for comedic effect.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)

(Although I am not opposed to porn featuring Gabrielle Union.)

― The Ghost of I Haven't Been Sleeping Lately (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:19 (twenty years ago)

At least Scarlett and Ewan seem to know that they are in a trashy thriller, which will probably make it great, unlike War of the Worlds. But then again I saw Independence Day 3 times in the theatre.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

If The Island is exactly one-third as well-executed as Independence Day, then the casting alone will ensure it does nicely.

I remember that thread Dan! I'm not talking to the schmindie milquetoasts. I'm speaking to other people who think Behind Enemy Lines is great, or would if they saw it.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to go in the corner now with a copy of George Washington and the new Film Comment and let you kids have the fun fun.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

Actually, thinking of Bay, which scraped the barrel more, Armageddon or Pearl Harbor?

I miss you more then Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that’s an awful lot girl
And now, now you’ve gone away
And all I’m trying to say is
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school
He was terrible in that film
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He’s way better than Ben Affleck
And now all I can think about is your smile
and that shitty movie too
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

"Pearl Harbor" was outlandishly, ridiculously stupid. I wanted to punch that movie in its nonexistent nuts. I also wanted more gratuitious shrapnel-to-the-dome shots.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

I'm telling you people the thing that fucked up Pearl Harbor and Armageddon so bad was the casting, you could add Fran Drescher to both of those movies and they'd have been IMPROVED.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 5 July 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

Well DUH! Adding Fran Drescher to ANYTHING improves it. If you'd given "The Nanny" a big fucking gun and a body count that would have been the greatest show ever created.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

Affleck is teh suck, that much is true.

I will probably go and see this, I like both of the actors even though the movie looks a little silly.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

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still think there's an island?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 July 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

I liked it. The one trailer I saw gave away very little of the plot, so I wasn't expecting the whole "Logan's Run versus The Matrix" mashup, but it was good fun despite the obvious plot holes & generally loopy concept.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Thursday, 28 July 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

"so I wasn't expecting the whole "Logan's Run versus The Matrix" mashup,"

plus PARTS: THE CLONUS HORROR

seriously have any of you seen that? the same plot!

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

http://movietab.com/2005/07/23/the-island-a-clone/

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

http://www.themovieblog.com/archives/2005/07/the_island_to_be_withdrawn.html

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Thursday, 28 July 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

you people must've had no illusions in your life as teenagers that were smashed upon adulthood. I admire you all, and your shelethered, sheltered liv.es

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 28 July 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Friday, 29 July 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

scarlett johanssen didn't have such a hard time losing her illusions in seconds flat

― TOMBOT, Friday, 29 July 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

ohhhhh

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Friday, 29 July 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

i was spelunking up my own ass there for a sec. my bad!

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Friday, 29 July 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

breathataking stalactites, btw.

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Friday, 29 July 2005 00:43 (twenty years ago)

ally i don't get it.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 29 July 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

S-Jo was kind useless throughout, but hey, what's new?

She was more violent than Ewan for most of the movie! The whole nail gun scene was like WOAH.

Rather unsurprisingly, I loved this movie. It made absolutely no logical sense but it was mad mad mad mad mad mad entertaining.

The entire thing with Djimon The Greasy's character was that he had no real qualms about tracking down "product" but after his merry chase he wasn't quite sure that they weren't really people in their own right; you get the sense that he's not all that keen on fucking up civilians, what with his "we've got to get this done before the police show up and freak out" urgency through most of the chase. Also, as he said, what's the point in chopping up ScarJo Clonedimples if her owner has irreperable brain damage?

I really enjoyed how they survived falling off the side of a skyscraper. That was completely awesome. "JESUS MUST LOVE YOU!!!!!" ha haha ha ha hahaha

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 31 July 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

but djomon killed like 100,000 civilians while cashing scarlett and ewan!

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 1 August 2005 04:52 (twenty years ago)

1. It was Djimon's men; Djimon was looking very scowly about it.
2. The most viscerally-horrifying things that happened in that chase sequence were Ewan throwing gigantic barbells onto the highway and Ewan running over people in an office building with a jet cycle. The only people you see getting directly taken out by the strike team are policemen, who aren't really civilians in the same way that poor guy who got a jet cycle to the nuts in the office building is a civilian.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 August 2005 10:03 (twenty years ago)

Policemen deserve whatever they get.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 1 August 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

http://www.resistance.org.au/resrev/symbol03/sma10.jpg

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 1 August 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

http://www.microcosmpublishing.com/catimages/cop.gif

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 1 August 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

The only ostentatiously ridiculous thing Djimon's men did was to accidentally shoot the logo off of that building and there was a good amount of "OH SHIT"-ing that went on when that happened, even before the helicopter was taken out.

My God this was the most ludicrous movie I've ever seen! So awesome.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 August 2005 13:10 (twenty years ago)

The whole sign falling off the building thing was indeed awesomely improbable.

"Jesus must love you!"

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 1 August 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

"DON'T DROP ME! DON'T LET GO! Okay, whew we're safe until WE FALL ANYWAY OH NOOOOOOOO! HOLD ON TO THE SIGN, IT'S THE ONLY WAY!"

I want to be a screenwriter.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 August 2005 13:14 (twenty years ago)

Can't be that hard a job.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 1 August 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

according to imdb, the guy who wrote this a) sounds like an etonian b) has only worked on one other movie.

how do they do it? he pitched up to bay? apparently bay was in the running for 'phone booth'. it wasn't long before he asked, 'okay, how the fuck do we move this out of the phone booth?'.

― N_RQ, Monday, 1 August 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)

[Interviewer] SFTE: I had a very ultra-orthodox film studies teacher...

Michael Bay: Like how?

SFTE: Well, to begin with, she was very snobbish. And she ragged on how cinematic codes and rules are being broken, and the usual blah-blah-blah given to film students. She also praised "Citizen Kane" day and night and said the usual stuff about it being the greatest movie of all time, etc. And how the movies have lost their true purpose, become too commercial. You know, all the stuff taught to film students here in New England.

MB: What you need to tell her from a very big director is that there are no rules in film. And any film teacher that teaches rules is wrong. "Citizen Kane," when it came out, it was very mocked film. People did not like it. It was very unrespected. It was thought of at the time as very uncool. But he wasn't the inventor of all that stuff. All that stuff had been done in other movies. through silent movies, through musicals, yadda-yadda-yadda. But it was the first movie to really put all those things together into a movie. If she would've taught Orsen Wells, he would've laughed at her.

SFTE: When some of us in film class mentioned that we liked Armageddon, she labeled us an "easily impressed minds."

MB: What you need to tell her is that Armageddon is the 8th highest grossing movie of all time worldwide.

SFTE: It's 4th in Japan right?

MB: It's 3rd I heard. I think its' "E.T.," Jurassic Park," and then Armageddon. Doesn't she like exciting movies?

― N_RQ, Monday, 1 August 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

If I was teaching them kids, finding out they liked Armageddon would be great. "Aha, easily influenced minds, best type for TEACHING."

Most of my film studies teachers had not seen a new film in ten years.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 1 August 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

My fierce enjoyment of this movie has absolutely no bearing on my desire to punch Michael Bay in the nuts.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 August 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

i kind of admire bay there -- he's right about citizen kane!

― N_RQ, Monday, 1 August 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

I have no beef with his commentary on "Citizen Kane" (which I still haven't seen) but his whole "I MAKE MONEY BOW BEFORE MY GIGANTIC COIN-ENGORGED TESTICLES" schtick at the end of the quoted segment is ripe for punching.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 August 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

I know latebloomer has been posting about this for a while (and initially I didn't believe him) but over at agonybooth.com they updated the Parts: The Clonus Horror review while linking as well to the interview with the dude who directed it, who actually sounds like a cool dude. I admit I didn't realize that the original film was shot over only two weeks, but at the same time it does feel like it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 1 August 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

Also, liking Armageddon means at least tolerating the animal cracker scene. I find such toleration to be a sign of mental deficiency.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 1 August 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

i went out for a smoke during that scene!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 1 August 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

wait, which is the interview, and which is the onion article?

― ambrose (ambrose), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

I really really liked the joke where the original of the bland American Ewan was the shifty indie Ewan that we haven't seen since 2001.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 4 September 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

So are you guys going with the tracksuits or what?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

Also, your wedding could feature two hours of confused running.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

Fetishist.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

What are you two on about?

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

Tracer, you know damn well everything involving me involves 2 hours of confused running.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

Toast: me, in glasses and bathrobe, disheveled: "You're not like me, see, you're not like us. You're ... different. You're not ... human."

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

The date's been set, right? Can I crash or would I have to get my hair cut?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

You'd have to cut your hair. No long hairs allowed.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

Bother.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

Oh shit, this is on DVD already?

I searched and searched and searched for the tracksuits. They don't make 'em. I think they were all just naked in the movie, bodies painted flourescent green, and they added the tracksuits with a Wacom tablet in post.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

You could wear a helmet ned.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

Like Ewan McGregor would let anyone superimpose clothing on him.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

I have been known to go out in public wearing only superimposed clothing, mostly because I hate doing laundry.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

You're not exactly Ewan McGregor, though.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

Ned should only be allowed in if he can recite five minutes of non-contiguous dialogue from "The Wedding Crashers".

― Dan (Also Tapdancing Should Be Involved) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

Ewan: blah blah ISLAND?
Sean Bean: blah blah scientific blah blah
Scarlett Johnansen: I AM PRETTY WHEN I DON'T TALK LOOK AT MY BEESTUNG LIPS
Lost version

Jack: blah blah blah ISLAND! blah blah
Hurley: wha?
Kate: I AM GOING TO THE ISLAND BECAUSE I AM SPECIAL AND DON'T TALK
John: blah blah ISLAND = DEATH! blah blah
Charlie: ha ha pwned
Sun: blah blah DHARMA!
Hurley: ha ha 2x pwnage
Kate: KISS ME BECAUSE I WANT YOUR BODY AND I ONLY TALK WHEN I AM READY FOR THE SEX
Sawyer: blah blah SEX? blah blah
Kate: MWAH!
John: blah blah HANG ON blah blah KILL ISLAND! blah blah blah blah

― calstars, Friday, 27 February 2009 22:20 (seventeen years ago)

Parts: The Clonus Horror was better, the young clones in love both die.

― what happened? I'm confused. (sarahel), Friday, 27 February 2009 22:31 (seventeen years ago)

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