Only Pick One: Magic Johnson or Little Richard

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I'm going with Little Richard.
Wap bap a loo ba, ba lop bam boom.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 June 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

little richard = greatest living american. but i'm not sure what the two have in common...

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 9 June 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

It took me a moment, but I think I know where forks was going with this.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 9 June 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

I prefer Saint Peter, by the way.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 9 June 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

Magic Johnson's doesn't have such a magical johnson anymore.

Prince Albert's in a can!

― Ian Riese-Moraine. Exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Thursday, 9 June 2005 21:25 (twenty years ago)

I saw Little Richard on something the other day, and realized, you know, you've got to really totally RULE to talk about yourself in the third person 24-7 and not come off as a total douchebag. Much less speak about yourself in the third person and punctuate every sentence with an enthusiastic onomotapeia.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 10 June 2005 11:29 (twenty years ago)

my dad was once on a plane with both little richard and richard simmons. he says little richard was really drugged up and when the plane hit some rough air, both little richard and richard simmons starting freaking out

― Zack Richardson (teenagequiet), Friday, 10 June 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

Black Box recording plz.

― dennis, Friday, 10 June 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

Lil' Rich is playing at BBKings NYC, but tickets are SIXTY DOLLARS for general admission. Am I fooling myself; should I just go ahead and buy them anyway?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 June 2005 12:54 (twenty years ago)

Only if Cindy Crawford is singing with him.

― geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Friday, 10 June 2005 12:58 (twenty years ago)

only if Carol Alt is singing with him (xpost whoa!)

― Aaron A., Friday, 10 June 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

Magic Dick Salwitz anyone?

My friend Richard and I got arrested in high school for alcohol possesion. The police had us tell them our full names. I doubled over in laughter to find that my companion's name, according to his birth certificate, was W1ll1e R1ch4rd J0hn50n (the "Willie" being a family trad.) "Willie... Dick...Johnson? Three euphemisms for COCK?!?!" Neither he nor the cops found it as amusing as I.

― Will(iam), Friday, 10 June 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

Little Richard, hands down.

― latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Saturday, 11 June 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/want-ad-fail.jpg?w=500&h=667

― PappaWheelie V, Friday, 7 May 2010 04:33 (sixteen years ago)

that is just brilliant tbh.

― ian, Friday, 7 May 2010 04:46 (sixteen years ago)

who wouldn't?

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 7 May 2010 07:33 (sixteen years ago)

RAP rap RAP Rap rap RAP RAP rap rap rap RAP

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 7 May 2010 10:42 (sixteen years ago)

I'll go for Penis van Lesbian...er, I mean Dick van Dyke. And don't forget Peter O'Toole.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 7 May 2010 14:05 (sixteen years ago)

it's sad that I had to see "Penis van Lesbian" to understand this thread

― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Friday, 7 May 2010 14:09 (sixteen years ago)

That's weird. Usually I'm the last ILXor to get a joke.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 7 May 2010 14:13 (sixteen years ago)

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