Lesley from Big Brother - I'd give her one

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― Television Tim, Friday, 10 June 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

Oh no I think this one can stay :)

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

You guys are SO funny. Can I come out with you and laff at your jokes sometime? My God - what wit! What comedy!

― Television Tim, Friday, 10 June 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

― Alba (Alba), Friday, 10 June 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

I can't be the only one here who wonders what Brett Somers asshole tastes like right?

― Television Tim, Friday, 10 June 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)

I must remember to ask my girlfriend.

― Television Tim, Friday, 10 June 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

Out?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 10 June 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

Tom is right. There is some really good work being done here. Well done!

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear
You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft
Mind if I touch it? and see if its soft
Naw I'm jus playin' unless you say I can
And im known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
So I don't mind asking for head
You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin' yo head
You like to fuck, have yo legs open all in da butt
Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough
Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
So you can see what you've been missin'
You might had some but you never had none like this
Just wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy
Up, Beat da pussy up
[verse 2]
You fine, but I aint gone sweat ya
See I wanna fuck, tell me whats up
Walk around the club with yo thumb in ya mouth
Put my dick in, take your thumb out
There might be a lil kosher to deal with
Wet fat hoe's they dont spill shit
I keep a hoe hot when I'm puttin' in work
Wanna skeet skeet you bout to get your feelin's hurt
Cuz I'll beat dat cat with a dog
And knock da walls of a broad til she scrawl
Like (OOOOOH!)
Yea something like that, but it depends on the swing of the baseball bat
Fuck a bitch on da counter make the
Plates fall Back
On the floor she aint screamin she a nut so they crack
Crack...crack
Fuck that bend over imma give you the dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM
Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy
Up, Beat da pussy up
(OOOOOOOH!)

If the above are not the lyrics to (WAIT) by YING YANG TWINS Would you kindly report the error ?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 10 June 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

Interesting story - M****** G*******, a very good friend of mine if a bit underqualified for his current job truth be told, once told me he actually met Brett Somers and it gave him a hardon like that. Now there's two things odd about this story that make it very interesting, one: when he told me he got a hardon, I got a hardon - what does that mean? and two: I find it very hard to believe that M****** G****** has ever gotten a hardon over a women before, if you get what I mean.

― Television Tim, Friday, 10 June 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

you all can unlock this if you find it amusing, maybe it's a UK television thing?

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 10 June 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

BBC Story

So this being the only thread about Big Brother Lesleh from years ago...

She takes on the Sunday Sport, and gets big payout!

― Mark G, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

I'm glad someone is interested in this.

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

For god's sake mark.

― Pashmina, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

I'm only saying, good for her!

I don't like her much, but why should papers get away with this sort of thing?

Anyway, message ends.

― Mark G, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

So you wouldn't give her one then?

― Tom D., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

I hear Lesley from Big Brother got dressed up in drag then entered this contest with some of her fellow students oh wait.

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

dom why don't you just give in and go party with LJ some weekend

― gff, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

Because nobdy wants Dom at their party.

― g-kit, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

And everybody wants Louis

― Tom D., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://blogs.columbiatribune.com/politics/IMAGES/Eddie-Murphy-Party-All-The-Tim-293887.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

Lesley might.

― blueski, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

yeah dom LEAVE LOUIS ALONE. he's a private man who doesn't like the attention.

― That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

y'all should at least try not mentioning him for, like, 5 minutes.

― blueski, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

Louis from ILX - I'd give him one

― Tom D., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

stevem otm! ffs!

― Pashmina, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

nine years pass...

Makosi has an afro, she looks like a less glamorous version of Pam Grier in Coffy. Afros are a turn off IMO - I'd see if I could wet her hair down, give her the Scary Spice post Spice Girls main of hair and see if that made her look better.

But Sam is definately very cute and foxy looking. She's the only one in the house I'd letch over.

Maxwell is a lad and lads ARE assholes but as I said - everyone this year is a prick, which is why it is suddenly worth watching.

― Television Tim, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 14:39 (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Maxwell is you.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 14:42 (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Only I'm not laddish in the slightest bit and I despise lad culture and the yobbish behaviour and boozing that goes with it. I rarely booze at all!

― Television Tim, Tuesday, 7 June 2005 14:43 (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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