wearing a hat to a club, taking it off, thinking your hair is ok, then wearing the hat on the way home again, taking it of, then looking at it and thinking it looks bad and hoping it wasnt like that

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granted, maybe at the club, it was alright, but now ive just got home, took my hat off and seen it looks kinda weird. im praying it wasnt actually weird like that in the club and that no one noticed cos it was... dark? but they prob did didnt they. argh. why didnt i fix it better in the toilets. oh i know why, cos the mirror was small and the stupid toilet attendant was right there and i didnt wanna field his stupid questions or spend too much time in front of the mirror in front of him. fuck it. i hope the girl i liked but barely talked to cos she didnt seem to look at me very much during the night despite talking to me a little bit didnt notice my hair. then again, if she barely looked at me in the way i hoped she might have, she prob didnt notice did she. fuck. fuck hair. fuck hats.

― argh, Saturday, 11 June 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

Don't wear a hat.

― RS (Catalino) LaRue (RSLaRue), Sunday, 12 June 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

Yes, don't wear a hat, gareth.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Sunday, 12 June 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

argh, girls obviously only care about hair on a guy. You messed up. I hope you learned your lesson. If you don't have hair looking any more or equally extravagant than this man's:

http://images.zap2it.com/ltvimages/images/shows/7/7thheaven/7thheaven_barrywatson_002.jpg

..then you don't deserve a hot date.

― donut e-goon (donut), Sunday, 12 June 2005 00:04 (twenty years ago)

I can get my hair to look like that.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Sunday, 12 June 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

ok, this is now the thread where in front of a non-audience, i now play out the things i wish didnt happen tonight, even thought they are probably as significant as someone taking a piss on a london shop front (ie not very).

while everyone was talking about clubs they used to go to when younger, i jokingly said 'haha you lot are kinda old huh'. i think they got it was a joke. i hope.

i then said that i used to hear ads for the clubs they used to go to on a radio station but couldnt back then for whatver reason, even though i wanted to. which was sort of true. as i was a bit too young and all my friends werent into those sort of clubs at the time. but anyway, it must have made me sound a bit lame or childish or young or sad or whatever cos nobody seemed to say much about those clubs after then (althogh that might have happened either way). fuck it. arghhhhhhh

― argh, Sunday, 12 June 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

What did you say, gareth?

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Sunday, 12 June 2005 00:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mdmdistributors.com/Media/mdmImagesNew/small/foamreindeerantlers.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 12 June 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

hats should only be worn when you're hair looks like total shit. therefore, a hat should never be removed. yes, not even during boofing.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 12 June 2005 00:50 (twenty years ago)

'boofing'? crikey

― gem (trisk), Sunday, 12 June 2005 01:35 (twenty years ago)

hats are fucked. dont bother.

― titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Sunday, 12 June 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

me, saturday, 23 pm: http://www.cinemamontreal.com/images/people-495-mathewlillard.jpg

me, sunday, 4 am: http://www.alibali.net/images/seinfeld_kramer.jpg

fuck hair indeed

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Sunday, 12 June 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

my hair when i wear a hat lately tends to look like this:

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/players/action/ph_276913.jpg

or this:

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/players/action/ph_118377.jpg

which i'm convinced should means the chixxx will be flocking to me any minute now.

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 12 June 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

should mean, whatever. nobody cares if baseball players speak with bad grammar (except us dudes who correct their quotes).

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 12 June 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

Hi Gareth! Is this karmic payback for you have shit hair

Every hat I have ever worn looks stupid on me, so I can't really comment on this thread. Including the builder's hat I was wearing backwards like a baseball cap on Friday night.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Sunday, 12 June 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

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