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YOU'VE BIN HIT BY THE

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THIS IS A SEXYY TRUCK IF U RECIEVE THIS IT MEANS UR FUCKIN SEXY.... IF U GET THIS BACK UR EVEN SEXIERR...SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE....IF U BREAK THIS YOU AINT' SEXY FOR SHIT!"

― Important, Monday, 13 June 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

thanks!

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 June 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

i hate myspace

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 13 June 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

i hate myself and want to die

― JD from CDepot, Monday, 13 June 2005 03:12 (twenty years ago)

chin up, dude! you're sexy!

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 June 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

you been hit by that there sexy truck!

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 June 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

and SPONGY!

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 13 June 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

haha.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 June 2005 03:15 (twenty years ago)

one time an acquaintance i hadn't seen in a while asked me if i'd been taking my hottie pills!

― metal assembly (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 13 June 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

that is the least sexy truck i've ever seen in my life

― wetmink (wetmink), Monday, 13 June 2005 05:32 (twenty years ago)

and I hate trucks!

― wetmink (wetmink), Monday, 13 June 2005 05:33 (twenty years ago)

Shouldn't a sexy truck be, you know, a MONSTER TRUCK with flames painted on it that can crush everything in its path? That there thing just delivers cattle to the abbitoir or something.

― Jacqui Pickles (Jacqui Pickles), Monday, 13 June 2005 05:34 (twenty years ago)

OTM, I mean, it looks like if the sexy truck actually hit someone, it'd just fall apart.

― wetmink (wetmink), Monday, 13 June 2005 06:05 (twenty years ago)

http://home.tiscali.be/blazcal/images/killbill1/killbilltruck.jpg

― weather1ngda1eson (Brian), Monday, 13 June 2005 06:40 (twenty years ago)

this thread has the potential to be the GREATEST THREAD EVAH.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 13 June 2005 06:41 (twenty years ago)

Sadly, that potential will never be realized.

― podhertz, Monday, 13 June 2005 06:43 (twenty years ago)

IF U BREAK THIS YOU AINT' SEXY FOR SHIT!

That's okay, I don't find shit that appealing either.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 13 June 2005 06:44 (twenty years ago)

Somebody hit this boy with a sexy truck!

Re: Pussy Wagon -- even though that licence plate's from Texas, there was a truck at my school that looked exactly like that and had that Pussy Wagon sticker. It would always rip-roar (and do more damage to their mufflers) out of the senior parking lot just like every other big-ass redneck truck. I can't wait until I hear about a fatal accident that occurs while they all go mud-bogging in the Apalachicola National Forest.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Monday, 13 June 2005 10:01 (twenty years ago)

Is being hit by the sexy truck like being hit by a smooth criminal?

(i.e. being drugged with Jesus juice and having your ass defiled)

― Dr. Coathanger, Monday, 13 June 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/a1/Lmaonade.gif

― a banana (alanbanana), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/lynskey/PIMPCAR.jpg

― On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/christian_anderson/cookpass.jpg

― DJ Mencap0))), Monday, 13 June 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe lame shit like this has leapt out of the inbox and into a message board, man. Oh yeah, and the original post on this thread is pretty lame too. (I'm totally kidding with that last sentence there.)

― The Kind and Benevolent Oracle of Dee (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

i can't believe you care so much about an internet forum to drag up some lame shit from yesterday that i posted while i was drunk

― Important, Tuesday, 14 June 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mountedlion2.jpg

― Timezilla vs Mechadistance (blueski), Thursday, 18 December 2008 11:09 (seventeen years ago)

― special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 18 December 2008 11:11 (seventeen years ago)

declawed & deteethed :-(

― StanM, Thursday, 18 December 2008 14:55 (seventeen years ago)

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