STARFUCKERS: C OR D?

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You know them. You've fucked them. What do you think of them?

george II, Wednesday, 15 June 2005 08:43 (twenty years ago)

Dud. Anybody who cares about celebrity need to check their head.

Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 08:51 (twenty years ago)

OTM in spades.

george II, Wednesday, 15 June 2005 08:52 (twenty years ago)

Classic when they're drunk and spilling juicy beanz unintentionally, dud anytime else

Vichitravirya XI, Wednesday, 15 June 2005 08:54 (twenty years ago)

Heh, I had to tell a girl I was with once "Leave Bob Mortimer Alone!!!"

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 08:57 (twenty years ago)

Wise words - he's very, very boring and not a little misogynistic.

suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 09:12 (twenty years ago)

Starfuckers aren't as bad as wannabe starfuckers.

grout, Wednesday, 15 June 2005 09:24 (twenty years ago)

sometimes people fuck stars. i don't think people should be labeled duds just because they're attracted to people who are potentially rich, successful, and interesting. i'm sure some stars aren't any of those things anymore but... some might just be. it's no crime to be sexually attracted to that.

m.

msp (mspa), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

I thought this was about NIN or something

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

My sister is a star hata, having had to forcefully reject advances from Matthew McConaghey, Ryan Adams and most recently CONOR OBERST OH NO.

Aaron A., Wednesday, 15 June 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

i want to fuck the guy from the futureheads!!!

phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

but i dont think hes really a "star" though...

phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

didn't you almost fuck rufus wainwright? (i mean, you and a million other gay men around the world.)

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

I got asked out by a terrible, crap, embarassing celebrity.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

Wayne Brady?

Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

rufus wainwright is a starfucker himself.

h0t h0t h0rsey (Carey), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.

Anyway, no.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)

I saw the 'Billy' in the html and thought of your friend, Billy Zane at once.

Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

Since when is Billy Zane a terrible, crap, embarassing celebrity??? That would be an honor. I mean I wouldn't go out with him because he's Billy Zane for cryin' out loud but seriously. We're talking B list versus, like, F list here.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.scifi.com/sfw/issue22/zane.jpg

He's crying behind the glasses, you know.

Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

it's prolly cos no one listens to him.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

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Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

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Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

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Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

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Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

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Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

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Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

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Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

Is this the greatest thing we've ever done?

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Not yet...

Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

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Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Now it is...

Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

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Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

"your journey to the dark side is [NOT] complete."
m.

msp (mspa), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

I don't really care about celebrity, but I am strongly attracted to certain famous women. I only talk about them because most people don't know the non-celebrity women that I also find equally attractive.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)


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