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Original context. But who needs that?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

"NO...THIN crust...and can I get bratwurst just on one half?"

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

"Nice penis"

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

"Go on, feel the weight..."

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

Hi, this is the Operator - you've just been zinged!

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

"Hey, guys, long time listener, first time caller. WHERE IS THE LOVE FOR HEE SEOP CHOI?"

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

"Yeah baby, I'll be home on ten, just one more crip to cure"

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

"Yo God, there's this Obi Wan lookin' ass motherfucker sitting here. He says he wants some of that shit. What? Naw man, I don't think he's a NARC."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

"I must say Catweasel you've really pulled yourself together"

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)

Hi boss! This bloke says he wants to know if disabled people were created in your image too, what should I tell him?

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

"Yo nigga where you at? Text me. Holla."

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

"Where de titties at?"

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

"Yeah, yeah, he does look like Obi Wan Kenobi."

― Huk-L, Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

"Yeah...oh yeah, that's soooo good. Okay, now I've got my hand in his crotch and I'm rubbing it. Yeah, he's hung like a Jedi. Hold on a second, Cardinal, I've got someone on the other line..."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

"Dude, get over here, you have GOT to see this guy's EYEBROWS."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

"Hi, you're through to God. If you have a touch-tone phone, please select from the following options: Press 1 for absolution, press 2 for transubstantiation, press 3 for canonisation, for all other sacraments and miracles press 7 or hold the line to talk to an operator. *music*"

― robster (robster), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

"Ello, dis ist Tom Cruise"

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)

"Security? Yeah, that unfunny cunt Victor Borg seems to have slipped in"

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

*heavy breathing*

― Roz (Roz), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

where the fuck are my glasto' tickets?

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

haha to heavy breathing

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

"I'm sorry, i'm going to have to leave. Tom Cruise requires urgent attention"

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

Lord Vader, rise.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

"That's hot."

― Roz (Roz), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

"Am I Catholic?"

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

"Yeah that's right, this motherfucker here says he's my son"

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

"What's that? What's that, you say? The Jews? I knew it!!!"

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

"Look I don't know where the Nazi gold is but this guy here says to check down the back of your telly"

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

Joseph, get down here and check out this guys spaz chariot, it shite.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

"And then I told him, 'no mate, you're a wanker'"

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

Don't know who to take out? Don't call me on this fucking li-I don't know what you're talking about, who is this? Wrong number!

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

"Ils sont fous ces Romans"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

http://www.bravotv.com/Blow_Out/images/scrapbook/ep2/pic_367_262_23.jpg
SURE POPE I WILL TOTALLY DO YOUR HAIR FOR FASHION WEEK
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THANKS JONATHAN YOU'RE A SAINT

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 15 June 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

"Where's the paperboy?" [/Family Guy]

― Ian Riese-Moraine: exposing ambitious careerists as charlatans since 1986. (East, Wednesday, 15 June 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

(falsetto) "Hellooo Cardinal, you're a stupidhead!"

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

"Bono, not now"

― kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

"...and tell Geldof he's a bollocks"

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

So far I think Tom wins.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

I don't quite get it tho - American TV reference?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

"Sorry God, I'm with a client."

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

"No, first tell me what YOU'RE wearing."

― The Mad Puffin, Wednesday, 15 June 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

"No, my refridgerator is not OH YOU FUCKER YOU GOT ME AGAIN"

― something about dan aykroyd coming out of a coconut (deangulberry), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

"Wait God, what? You don't call the fucking wind Maria? Kill him."

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

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― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

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