the soles of my feet feel like what I imagine monkey's feet soles would feel like

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sort of smooth like soft, warm leather with tiny lines on it.

― rainy, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Is there any part of you which feels as if it could also belong to a monkey?

― rainy, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My toes! They are flexible I can pick up things with them and write.

― james, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

MY MIND! IT APPROVES OF SWEET DELITE

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My toes are also fairly flexible. I thought everyone's soles felt like monkey soles. Rainy, do you have any idea how much you are turning Kodanshi on right now? :p

― Mithc Lastnamewithheld, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yikes!

But if everyone's soles are monkey soles then that's very pleasing. Do you agree it feels nice? Better than the sole of a slug or a hoof of some kind.

― rainy, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Rainy is pretending she isn't a faun.

― Nancy Drew, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

curses! Girl Dectective strikes again to reveal my secret shame!

― rainy, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Having hooves would be *interesting* though. I think I'd feel more secure having something so undeniably sturdy below my ankles (for more info, dig into Dr. Winston Foghill's 'epiphany-on-every-page' tome (not Tom), "The Minotaur Male: The Secret Relationship Between Masculine Potency and Having Hooves In Place Of Feet"). Not very sensual, though. Slug-feet I'd not enjoy.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like my flexible monkey feet!

― james, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Every kind of foot must have it's advantages and downfalls. With slugs feet for feet, one must bear the brunt of a constant stream of ridicule and cruel taunts such as 'hey Slug-feet! get some hooves!'. On a brighter note, there is nothing better for sliding down a lettuce leaf than a lovely pair of cool, slimey slug feet.

Hooves may make a delightful cloppety-clop sound when walking down deserted high school corridors, but the requirements of sleuth and stealth are clearly not going to be met.

Monkey's feet seem to be winners all the way really though...

― rainy, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Agreed.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

given position of slugmouth, sluglipZoR = slugfeetZoR

― mark s, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I have a monkey's hairdo when I wake up in the morning. No kidding! :(

― Gale Deslongchamps, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My great hairy back.

― Ryan Giggs, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I have very long toenails. Given monkeys are typecast as a bunch of tree-hugging hippies with at best a "casual" relationship to personal, I imagine these to be most simian.

― Graham, Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i have monkey cheeks, and fuzzy monkey eyebrows.

― nancy b., Wednesday, 12 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.bridgewater.edu/~emitchel/erika/drool.jpg

I had briefly considered posting a picture of an erection in response to this thread, but I preferred tis lok. I mean this look.

― Kodanshi, Thursday, 13 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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