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Kansas teen charged with battery for vomiting on Spanish teacher
OLATHE, Kan. (AP) — A Kansas high school student who vomited on his Spanish teacher has been charged with battery against a school official.
The misdemeanour charge was filed Monday against the Olathe Northwest High School student. The 17-year-old was charged as a juvenile and his name was not released.
Prosecutors said the vomiting was intentional and the teacher, David Young, called the act “outrageous.”
“I think a message is being sent by both the school district and the district attorney that this behaviour will not be tolerated,” Young said.
The student’s father said his son told him he did not mean to throw up on the teacher but had been made uncontrollably ill by the stress of final exams.
The father said the district expelled his son and recommended he enrol in an alternative school in the fall.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 16 June 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

I was thinking "Why are they telling us the teacher is Spanish? Is this racially motivated puking?"

I am stupid.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 16 June 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

He's gonna have to go to a school for people who uncontrollably vomit on others without due warning. I wouldn't want to be the janitor.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 16 June 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

Prosecutors said the vomiting was intentional

??!!

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 16 June 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

Kids are already going around vomiting on random strangers on the street, videoing it with the phones. Happybarfing.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 16 June 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

first thought after reading threat title: why not?

― matlewis, Thursday, 16 June 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

OUT WITH IT!
http://www.geektimes.com/michael/site/archive/2005/02/images/2005-02-john-vernon.jpg

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 16 June 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Perhaps my American friends missed the allusion...
http://www.knowledgenetwork.ca/bythebook/episode/whyshoot/gfx/whyshoot.jpg

also from the same author:
http://www.knowledgenetwork.ca/bythebook/episode/whyshoot/gfx/mountiescar.jpg

― Huk-L, Thursday, 16 June 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

Alan Dean Foster to thread. (At a convention once, a Foster hata threw a still-warm cup of puke on him.)

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 16 June 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

Mountie's have cars?

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 16 June 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

Horses gotta sleep SOMETIME.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 16 June 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

happybarfing? are you serious?
m.

― msp (mspa), Thursday, 16 June 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

(oh no)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 June 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

THAT IS MY FAVORITE SCENE IN BRING IT ON

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 16 June 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

six years pass...

A: The teacher has puked on you. Feeling a bit queasy today tbh.

― Yasmine Teeth (La Lechera), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 13:28 (fourteen years ago)

Poor Alan Dean Foster! The Spellsinger series isn't THAT bad.

― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 13:30 (fourteen years ago)

It's hard to produce something bad enough to have a cup of warm puke hurled at you. I would say that doing so is an accomplishment, not a punishable offense. Let's see what today has in store, though, it's hard to tell.

― Yasmine Teeth (La Lechera), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 13:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5098407

― Youth Ya Goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 14:04 (fourteen years ago)

Like a boss

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/557c474bc7/choir-fail

― Youth Ya Goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 14:05 (fourteen years ago)

didn't barf, fyi

― Yasmine Teeth (La Lechera), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 19:16 (fourteen years ago)

I grew up loving the Spellsinger series. The book where their offspring discover hip-hop....well, that didn't turn out as well.

― Primm Slim, Robot Sheriff (kingfish), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

It's hard to go wrong with an oversexed otter who speaks with a Cockney accent!

― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

I suspect the cup of warm puke was the result of one of his many Star Trek or Star Wars novelizations, whose canons are zealously guarded by the faithful and their, um, expectorating cups.

― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

puke tumblers

― Yasmine Teeth (La Lechera), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

worst tumblr yet

― he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

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