Taking Sides: The Onion Opinion Faces: The Woman Who Looks Like Camille Paglia Vs. The Woman Who Looks Like Brix Smith

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White women on the street. What say you???

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 16 June 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 16 June 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

The one who looks like Martin Mull.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 16 June 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

I've always wondered what building that is behind him.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 16 June 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

hmmmm

― Richard K (Richard K), Thursday, 16 June 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

I always thought the top one looked like an older Isabella Rossellini.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 16 June 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

i like how their jobs are always perfectly matched to the socioeconomic status that the faces portray.

e.g. "systems analyst"

― big daddy kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 16 June 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

Ha! She does look a little like Dave Foley.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 16 June 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

i'd like for that blonde one to tell me what to do. rowr.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Thursday, 16 June 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

The fact that she's been blowing that kiss now for however many years makes me think she's not entirely mentally stable.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 16 June 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

The crazy ones are the hottest.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 16 June 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

BTE

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 17 June 2005 11:57 (twenty years ago)

I just love that it's the same faces every week. An essential part of the joke, IMO.

― The Mad Puffin, Friday, 17 June 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

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