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so humble, so perfect, so good for your heart.

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metal detective (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 16 June 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

Let there be love (and hate):

C: The wondrous black bean, so good with Mexican food or any kind of food really

D: The horrid lima bean, created by devils

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 16 June 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

pinto are my favorites, chickpea second.

I had never heard of black beans in mexican food before I left arizona! I don't care for them at all.

teeny (teeny), Thursday, 16 June 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

flagelets verts

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M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 16 June 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

Pinto beans are equally wondrous, and oh blessed frijoles refritos, how I adore you.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 16 June 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

search: frances, orson

metal detective (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 16 June 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

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Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 16 June 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

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Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 16 June 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, that should read 'flageolets verts'.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 16 June 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

Beans are about the only thing I won't eat.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 16 June 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

C: any bean except the lima.
D: the lima a dry green and mealy thing not fit to eat.

Wiggy (Wiggy), Thursday, 16 June 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

Sorrow, Spencer! Why so, sir?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 16 June 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

Wiggy, I highly approve of your anti-lima bigotry and think you a healthy and well-evolved soul.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 16 June 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

They make me want to vom as soon as they're in my mouth.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 16 June 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

some years back i got to see gilbert gottfried in concert and in the middle of his set he got completely mental and started ad-libbing this riff about "souuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup and LEGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMES, LEGUUUUUUUUMES and souuuuuuuuuuup." over and over. past the point of funny into unfunny and then into heretofore unknown galaxies of hilarious. my life feels a little more complete having seen this.

metal detective (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 16 June 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

these ones please:

http://www.homesick-kiwi.com/photos-food/bakedbeans1.jpg

rainy (rainy), Thursday, 16 June 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

I made a fantastic but very large pan of baked beans Sunday just before various traumas and a funeral. My daughter turned up her snooty snoot at the whole thing, and my wife didn't have any appetite this week, so I wound up eating almost the whole thing. Last night all the chickens came home to roost in my large intestine, and they were scratchin' and clawin.'

Still, classic. Lima beans may be chalk in vegetable form, but their little baby cousin butterbeans are tasty.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 16 June 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

black beans are awesome!

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 16 June 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

i love a red bean

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 16 June 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

http://www.lock-man.com/catalog/images/vegbeans.jpg

Beans on toast is England's greatest culinary contribution.

andy --, Thursday, 16 June 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

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Frogm@n Henry, Thursday, 16 June 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

they might be giants: the early years

metal detective (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 16 June 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

TEH MAGICAL FROOT

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 16 June 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

BUT ANYWAY HOW ABOUT THOSE BEANS

metal detective (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 16 June 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

YANKEE BEAN SOUP IS NICE

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metal detective (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 16 June 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

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Frogm@n Henry, Thursday, 16 June 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

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"Oh, don't get me started on beans, or I'll be jabberin' away all night about beans."

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 17 June 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

beans on toast is grodey!!

i love black beans! and refried pinto beans full of LARD!

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 17 June 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

Yessss...the lard is crucial.

Is that redheaded kid one of the Harry Potter actors?

Mandee, I'm so glad there's someone keeping the word "grodey" alive.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 17 June 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

wasn't there a garbage pail kid named grody jody?

metal detective (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 17 June 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

Dude, there's like 4 people from the Harry Potter movies in, uh, whatever that movie is! Or at least 2.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 17 June 2005 11:52 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

black beans

get bent, Saturday, 21 July 2007 00:47 (eighteen years ago)

I have never eaten bean pie.

Then again, I am a big fat white jew.

Oilyrags, Saturday, 21 July 2007 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

Eating black-eyed peas now. One of the two best beans ever. Just keep them far from hamhocks.

When I was a little boy, I loved lima beans. I wouldn't touch a mushroom or an onion (among about 5 zillion other things), but lima beans were rad.

libcrypt, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:44 (eighteen years ago)

black beans

Beth Parker, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:47 (eighteen years ago)

...are the other half of the best-beans-ever pair.

libcrypt, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:47 (eighteen years ago)

I make a mean black bean chili. Better than anybody's chili anywhere, anytime. People beg me to make it, in fact.

libcrypt, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:49 (eighteen years ago)

Someday we will be able to email food.

Beth Parker, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:58 (eighteen years ago)

Download a chili.

Beth Parker, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:59 (eighteen years ago)

I am willing to make chili for any ILXer who wants to visit me in SF. Not quite e-chili, but close enough.

libcrypt, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:11 (eighteen years ago)

avocado on the black beans

wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

e-vocado

wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

iFarts

wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 21 July 2007 04:37 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

i was just thinking about starting a thread for BEANS, forgetting i'd already started one.

in these tough times, i am enjoying saving money with these timeless kitchen staples!

the pelvis of a mammoth (get bent), Friday, 27 February 2009 05:08 (seventeen years ago)

Had black beans + sriracha + peanut butter for dinner tonite. MMMMM.

the new tuomas (libcrypt), Friday, 27 February 2009 05:15 (seventeen years ago)

i got this bag of yellow beans at a farmer's market but i don't know what kind they are (the bag said "yellow beans"). but i cooked some up last night with kale, bok choy, crimini mushrooms, yellow pepper, shallots, bbq sauce, etc, and they turned out pretty nice. i had enough for tonight and there's still some left for tomorrow.

and that's only about a third of the bag i bought.

the pelvis of a mammoth (get bent), Friday, 27 February 2009 05:34 (seventeen years ago)

if any londoners are ever at papa dels accross the road from highgate tube they do the most amazing italian twist on a full english with home made spicy baked beans, killer.

straightola, Friday, 27 February 2009 10:01 (seventeen years ago)

I live on chickpeas - chickpeas with tomato and sausage, chickpeas with garlic and silverbeet... chickpease ftw.

one art, please (Trayce), Friday, 27 February 2009 10:37 (seventeen years ago)

rice and beans

cutty, Friday, 27 February 2009 13:52 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

lately, beans are my very favorite thing to cook/eat. weird, cuz i never until recently cared for them.

take a bag of dry red (or pinto or black) beans, rinse them, then boil and cool or soak overnight. when you're ready to cook, add oil, aromatic veggies, herbs & spices*, and boil til soft, an hour or two, keeping covered w water. serve reduced somewhat, at the consistency of stew. str8 vegan and the best fucking thing in the world!

first time i made them, it was with celeriac root and leeks (yum!), but they go fine with veggies of almost any sort. today's batch is kinda over the top, with a sauteed mix of onions, carrots, celery, cabbage, mushrooms & tomato filling out the pot. smells incredible.

* garlic, bay leaf, oregano, cumin & chile peppers/powder are key

always have time for the crystalline entity (contenderizer), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 00:52 (fifteen years ago)

maybe also add citrus juice for mystery flavor questions. also: nutmeg, cinnamon, a bit of maple syrup. in the absence of cured meat, you can cheat w liquid smoke.

always have time for the crystalline entity (contenderizer), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 00:57 (fifteen years ago)

xp that is very, very OTM. All of that. I too never really loved beans until about 3 years ago, when I started making them myself and realized they didn't have to be mealy mushy disgusting flavorless. Black and cannelini are amazing, and of course garbanzo. I don't like kidneys so much bcz they are kinda big and mush. Also, I am bummed bcz I have never had navy and I keep trying to make recipes w/ them but they don't sell them at my grocery store, canned or dried.

Jonathan Taylor-Swift (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 00:58 (fifteen years ago)

empedocles would not eat them

ogmor, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 00:59 (fifteen years ago)

food in new economy thread

always have time for the crystalline entity (contenderizer), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 01:00 (fifteen years ago)

i use a bit of baking soda in the soak to help soften the beans up.

white bean cassoulet is my most requested dish from Mrs. Shasta, it was one of our first dining in dates, the first time i cooked for her.

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 01:04 (fifteen years ago)

plz to share recipe?

Jonathan Taylor-Swift (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 01:06 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, do!

always have time for the crystalline entity (contenderizer), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 01:10 (fifteen years ago)

Steve I think you would like this butter beans recipe!!
Butter beans are my legume joint lately.

I just hope Jeff's music got people into William F. Buckley (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 01:10 (fifteen years ago)

Also if you guys want I can go dig up my cookbook and share my secret-weapon white beans w/ garlic + sage recipe; it is stunningly flavorful which is o_O considering it only has like four ingredients.

Jonathan Taylor-Swift (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 01:11 (fifteen years ago)

I've never had butter beans!! Maybe I should get on this; I just came across that recipe for sweet + tangy b-beans on one of the veg*swag threads

Jonathan Taylor-Swift (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 01:12 (fifteen years ago)

Those white beans sound fucking superb, please share!
I had a super hard time finding butter beans for sale but Albertson's had them canned (store brand only, weird!). I like how big they are! Not that I am a size queen.

I just hope Jeff's music got people into William F. Buckley (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 01:13 (fifteen years ago)

recipe is not vegan... I sometimes substitute a ham hock or sausage in lieu of slab bacon fwiw:

http://www.williams-sonoma.com/recipe/thomas-kellers-slow-cooker-cassoulet.html

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 01:14 (fifteen years ago)

i'm not either, but you know, i have goals

thanks!

always have time for the crystalline entity (contenderizer), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 01:18 (fifteen years ago)

recently contemplated selling the french laundry cookbook due to poverty (irony is funny), but wound up keeping it. proud of this.

always have time for the crystalline entity (contenderizer), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 01:20 (fifteen years ago)

Beans are so great if you want to become vegan (that's how I started eating them). They have a heartiness abt them that makes it way OK that what you are eating is not meat/does not have to contain meat.

Jonathan Taylor-Swift (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

Here it is. Though I haven't gotten around to it yet, I'd recommend using freshly cooked beans, bcz the canned ones tend to fall apart after lots of stirring. Also, who doesn't love that fresh taste?! Really, it's nuts how good this recipe is.

TUSCAN WHITE BEANS W/ GARLIC + SAGE (from the wonderful V3g4n Pl4n3t cookbook)

2 tbsp extra virg olive oil, plus more for drizzling
3 garlic cloves, minced
10 fresh sage leaves, minced
3 cups cooked cannelini beans, or two 15oz cans (drained and rinsed well)
salt + pepper

1. Heat olive oil in a large skillet over medium low. Add the garlic and cook, stirring until fragrant, about 30 sec. Add the sage and stir/cook 30 more sec
2. Add the beans, stirring to coat. Simmer over low heat until hot, about 120 minutes. Season with salt and pepper and drizzle with a little olive oil.

You can use these for:
eating with a spoon
putting on pasta
dipping chips or other things into
lots of other things that I can't think of.

Jonathan Taylor-Swift (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 01:33 (fifteen years ago)

black bean burgers are the best

starland vocal banned (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 01:33 (fifteen years ago)

Those are great too!! Except that a lot of the (vegan) homemade ones are v delicate and fall apart easily. I have found the secret to homemade bean burgers, btw, is incorporating a bit of vital wheat gluten to act as a binder. I have a recipe for one of those, too...

Jonathan Taylor-Swift (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 01:34 (fifteen years ago)

1. Heat olive oil in a large skillet over medium low. Add the garlic and cook, stirring until fragrant, about 30 sec. Add the sage and stir/cook 30 more sec

the recipe sounds excellent, but i'm highlighting this cuz it's one of the best things to do, ever. good in so many things.

always have time for the crystalline entity (contenderizer), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 01:57 (fifteen years ago)

I think this was the thing that really got me into fresh sage. Easily my #1 favorite of the fresh herbs, at this point.

Jonathan Taylor-Swift (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, me too. rosemary's awful nice tho, especially for grilling/broiling.

always have time for the crystalline entity (contenderizer), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

i think i don't really especially like black eyed beans. obviously i feel like i do, because they have a nice look, a good aesthetic. there's some thing you do to cook them over a long time or something? i feel like if you're just using them like black beans or pinto or something, over rice, then they can't compete. but maybe it's because they don't belong, & they're waiting on the gumbo that makes sense of them.

kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Sunday, 23 December 2012 01:08 (thirteen years ago)

I think this was the thing that really got me into fresh sage. Easily my #1 favorite of the fresh herbs, at this point.

oh hell yeah. i've been leaning sageward for a while.

gimme some reggae! (get bent), Sunday, 23 December 2012 01:13 (thirteen years ago)

Garbanzos (aka chick peas) are ultra classic, because 'Cicero' was actually the Roman orator's nickname and it meant 'garbanzo'. He got the nickname because the tip of his nose was orbicular with a crease and looked like a gabanzo bean. they are also ultra classic because of hummus.

Aimless, Sunday, 23 December 2012 01:29 (thirteen years ago)

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ogmor, Sunday, 23 December 2012 01:53 (thirteen years ago)

I think you meant to say:

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Aimless, Sunday, 23 December 2012 01:57 (thirteen years ago)

hm, on my screen at least that's two delicious portions of beans, but i'm not complaining

ogmor, Sunday, 23 December 2012 02:11 (thirteen years ago)

the magical fruit

shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Sunday, 23 December 2012 02:28 (thirteen years ago)

Black beans are def my favorite. An onion, 3 garlic cloves, tbsp cumin, 1/2 tbsp oregano, a 28 oz can of black beans & 14 oz can tomatoes, water to top, salt/pepper to taste, makes a fine couple days of meals.

I can recommend Robin Robertson's Cuban slow cooker Black Bean Soup recipe and this New Orleans Red Beans & Rice recipe to other vegetarians. Both use smoked paprika, which is a nice sub for the smoke flavor of processed meats. Add marmite to the stock/soup if you need more umani.

Pauper Management Improved (Sanpaku), Sunday, 23 December 2012 04:16 (thirteen years ago)

four years pass...

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Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 20 April 2017 03:16 (nine years ago)

I am not scrolling down on that page

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 April 2017 03:18 (nine years ago)


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