BLAOW!! Surprise MTL FAP (Tomorrow evening!)

PS I'll pay you for the underwear of course - 28" waist, cotton only

You crazy man! But I am not in Montreal.

Dammit, Ned! Should I just go commando? Oh wait, I could always just buy a damn pair.

Slutski gimme drugs hippie!

BTw the underwear situation has been sorted out

DO NOT BRING ME UNDERWEAR, I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL

All is good. You should still get S1ocki's drugs though.

whoa dude!! how long you in town for? cuz i got long-delayed anniversary dinner with the lady tonight & tomorrow i'm off to toronto to show my movie (back on monday though)

Schiesse! I'm out on Sunday afternoon :[ Check yr mail anyway dogg

major frownies!!

But tasty brownies.

and startled townies!

In sequinned gownies.

Okay, so far today I dropped half a G just walking down St. Laurent, ate twice in two hours just to be gratuitous, copped all the shit I needed super easy at the park from Dominicans (what up Billie my nigga! lol), went for meal three at a poutine house but chickened out and got ice cream instead and flirted heavily with this 16-yr old jumbotron with braces with pink elastics on them until I started telling her that she had "Dipset braces, like Camron, dipset braces? eh?" and she became totally confused and scared (she's still coming to the show though, belee dat), went to Shoppers Drug Mart, oh I'm sorry, PHARMAPRIX, bought that Ferrari cologne for just 18 bones (regular 89!), guy at checkout was from Vancouver too and I threw him a nugget, while walking back home I knew I forgot to buy something, what was it?, then I see this old frog clipping his fingernails out his car window (so rugged), and I remember, I needed to buy fingernail clippers (which they had at the front desk anyway). Four hours till showtime and I'm already totally fucking annihilated, just ate an Imovane so I can nap two hours and be audi 5kk beeeaaatch OMG I love this town!

Oh what do we have herre, BLAOW another one tomorrow night! Call/mail for instructions blah blah blah this one is basically guaranteed to be the baddest motherfucking funbomb of the month. In related news, costs for this trip are slowly but surely creeping to five figures, I'm going insane w consumption, I'll for some reason have four new (and different) packs of smokes in my pockets while I'm eating a hot dog on the street, looking at bootleg DVDs and CDs, as if in a duel.

haha