The coyotes are going BATSHIT.

Look at him. He's a distinguished gentleman.

I'm just glad they can't make shivs with their stupid coyote paws.

Cat showed up and he is one hard motherfucker. What's up, Cat?

http://photos14.flickr.com/15332076_a78272c6e9.jpg

Those coyotes are f-c-k-d.

also wait coyotes in Minnesota!? do you live in pipestone county or something

Cl4nce is all shepard...?

He does, doesn't he? But, between you and me: I THINK HE'S GAY. He's almost too handsome.

(this is why I Google-proofed this shit...he'd be crushed)

His name isn't Rosa, is it? She did that shit to me all the goddam time in 3rd grade. She was also very small.

They ARE pretty fuzzy, huh?

(xpost: yes! Jim Carrey lipsyncs badly Welcome to the Jungle, too!)

xpost

I don't speak your language. Is that *good* or *bad*?

Depends on where you're coming from...I'm closer to Aft0n 4lps (mile or so).

PWNED:
http://www.hastingsmn.org/images/homeimg3.jpg

God he was hard. I was thinking at first that I should be drinking a forty instead of this wine, but then I thought about it: everyone thinks that he's hard because they've all seen him tomcatting from noon until noon again. I know that he's soft because I've seen him snuggling my dog's hairy belly. Also: he's just soft. He's a cat. Wine it is.

So it wasn't the Afghani catnip? It's hard to lose animal friends. I had a yellow tabby for 12 yrs before he got whacked by a Camaro.

He just dabbled. He knew better than to use his product, you know? Although, maybe that's what happened... shit.

He was a good buddy. But this is also exactly how it was supposed to end.

I wish, I wish, I wish
To every city
I wish, I wish, I wish
Every hood
I wish, I wish, I wish
And every block
I wish, I wish, I wish
Ghetto America!

Rollin' through the hood
Just stopped by to say what's up
And let you know
That your baby boy ain't doing so tough
And even though you passed
Going on four long years
Still waking up late at night crying tears
Just thinking about those days
You used to talk to me
Smilin' while I'm sippin' on this Hennesy
And remember we bragged on how rich we would be
To get up out this hood was like a fantasy

[1] - And now you hear my songs the radio is playin'
Oh I can't believe my ears
And what everybody's sayin'
And boy I'll tell you
Folks don't know the half
I would give it all up
Just to take one ride

(With you)
How I used to kick it on the front porch
(With you)
And how I used to lay back and smoke weed
(With you)
And all the little basement party joints we'd do
Now I'm just missing you
How I wish

[2] - I wish that I could hold you now
I wish that I could touch you now
I wish that I could talk to you
Be with you somehow
I know you're in a better place
Even though I can't see your face
I know you're smiling down on me
Saying everything's okay
And if I make it out this thug life
I'll see you again someday
I wish, I wish, I wish
I wish, I wish, I wish

Now ever since this money come
Been nothing but stress
Sometimes I wish I could trade in my success
Y'all look at me and say boy you've been blessed
But y'all don't see the inside of my unhappiness
Man I swear this shit gets heavy like a ton
That's why you hear me shootin'
This real shit off like a gun
Hmm I wonder how my friends would treat me now
If I wasn't iced up with a Bentley and a house
That's why fake ass niggas get fake ass digits
And fake ass playas get a real playa hatin' 'em
Honey Love goes platinum and y'all ass come around
But y'all don't wanna raise the roof
Until my shit is going down

[Repeat 1]

(With you)
How I used to hoop off in them tournaments
(With you)
And how I used to club hop on weekends
(With you)
Your family called the morning of the tragic end
Damn, my condolensces

[Repeat 2]

Voices in my head be telling me to come to church
Saying the Lord is the only way for you to stop the hurt
Dreaming of windows black tinted like a hurst
When waking up to life sometimes seems worst
And all I ever wanted is to be a better man
And I try to keep it real with my homies now
For me to save the world I don't understand
How did I become the leader of a billion men?

[Repeat 1]

(With you)
How I used to street perform on Friday
(With you)
And how I used to go to church on Easter Sunday
(With you)
Standing here throwing them stones at me
Somebody pray for me

[Repeat 2 till end]

I wish, I wish, I wish
To every farmtown
I wish, I wish, I wish
Every township
I wish, I wish, I wish
And every farm
I wish, I wish, I wish
Rural America!

Rollin' through the 'ship
Just stopped by to say what's up
And let you know
That your baby boy ain't doing so tough
And even though you passed
Going on four long weeks
Still waking up late at night itching ticks
Just thinking about those days
You used to talk to me
Smilin' while I'm lickin' on these balls, you see
And remember we bragged on how rich we would be
To get up out this 'ship was like a fantasy

[1] - And now you hear my songs the radio is playin'
Oh I can't believe my ears
And what everybody's sayin'
And boy I'll tell you
Folks don't know the half
I would give it all up
Just to take one walk

(With you)
How I used to kick it on the front porch
(With you)
And how I used to lay back and smoke 'nip
(With you)
And all the little backyard party joints we'd do
Now I'm just missing you
How I wish

[2] - I wish that I could bite you now
I wish that I could touch you now
I wish that I could lick on you
Be with you somehow
I know you're in a better place
Even though I can't see your face
I know you're meowing down on me
Saying everything's okay
And if I make it out this dog life
I'll see you again someday
I wish, I wish, I wish
I wish, I wish, I wish

Now ever since these biscuits come
Been nothing but stress
Sometimes I wish I could trade in my success
Y'all look at me and say boy you've been blessed
But y'all don't see the inside of my unhappiness
Man I swear this shit gets heavy like a ton
That's why you hear me barkin'
This real shit off like a gun
Hmm I wonder how my friends would treat me now
If I wasn't iced up with a Bentley and a house
That's why fake ass doggies get fake ass butt sniffs
And fake ass studs get a real stud hatin' 'em
Puppy Love goes platinum and y'all ass come around
But y'all don't wanna raise the roof
Until my shit is going down

[Repeat 1]

(With you)
How I bit the hooves off of those does and shit
(With you)
And how I used to tomcat on weekends
(With you)
No one called the morning of the tragic end
Damn, my condolensces

[Repeat 2]

Voices in my head be telling me to come to church
Saying the Lord is the only way for you to stop the hurt
Dreaming of windows black tinted like a hurst
When waking up to life sometimes seems worst
And all I ever wanted is to be a better dog
And I try to keep it real with my homies now
For me to save the world I don't understand
How did I become the leader of a billion hounds?

[Repeat 1]

(With you)
How I used to eat Pro-Form on Friday
(With you)
And how I used to go to church on Easter Sunday
(With you)
Standing here throwing them discs at me
Somebody howl for me

[Repeat 2 till end]

Oh Marmalade! We sing your praise
Through all the lonely nights and days
Your one-eyed gaze is haunting us
Your orange coat shall never rust

hey coyote running out in front of my car at 1:30am - not so smart, lucky i saw you in time, get the fuck back in griffith park

just saw 2 mangy looking coyotes running by griffith park. lol la wildlife

lmfao @ silver lake coyotes. gtfo off the street you mangy miscreants

i never saw any coyotes when i lived in silver lake, but i heard them.

just the thing to read before bed:

http://www.laalmanac.com/environment/ev15c.htm

Woodland Hills
Coyote scaled 6-ft wall into yard, attacked and killed small dog in presence of owner; in melee, woman kicked coyote, then fell and fractured her elbow and was attacked and scratched by coyote (1 PM)

In 1987, coyotes attacked and killed 53 flamingoes at the Los Angeles Zoo. They have also victimized penguins.

Yeah. The fallout of the giant wild fire might be the displacement of a LOT of wild life. Watch your small pets, fellow Angelenos.

we used to see coyotes on campus all the time

Does Skowly still post here? This thread is hilarious.

Don't worry. This man will solve your coyote problems.

http://www.thehockeynews.com/imgs/dynamique/photos/300/h061537A.jpg

Drown your sorrows in the juice
Run the forest, slay the moose

i am totally stealing this couplet from beth parker's ode upthread unless she comes on here and says no

It sounds like W.K. lyrics (in spirit).

I live in SF, on Russian Hill. There are coyotes on the undeveloped hillside between two apartment buildings across the street from me. The coyote pups in the bush howl and wail whenever an ambulance or fire truck goes by. It is an unearthly sound and is kind of scary

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/stanley-park-ghost-train-2024-1.6986895

In 2021 coyote attacks in Stanley Park derailed the train.

i don’t think you are allowed to use an idiom as a pun in a story about an actual train, and the coyotes didn’t actually derail the train but now i do like to picture them doing that